pete jensen

Twas once a young lad named Pete,

who fancied the girl down the street.

And though he was shy,

he did catch her eye. 

Oh! how life can be sweet.

“But wait,” the lady suggested.

“Although I am surely tempted;

before we undress,

I think it’d be best 

if you and I go get tested.”

And being a respectful lad,

Pete held out his hand.

And together they walked

to visit the Doc, 

for the lady had taken a stand. 

And once the results were in,

the couple began to grin.

And just as they’d prayed,

safe, sweet love was made

between Pete and Lady Lynn.

Heed the moral of my tale,

and forever more without fail:

Get tested with your lover

and you shall discover,

your sex life will smoothly sail.

- ezrazankenstein

THIS^

Pete and Lynn forever <3

You can still submit your poem to us and we’ll keep posting our favs. And be sure to give your local Planned Parenthood health center a call and make an appointment to get yourself tested. 

  • Me as a child: Finding someone who's younger than me cute is creepy and finding someone who's older than me cute is weird and unrealistic.
  • Me as a teenager: I AM CAPABLE OF DROOLING OVER ANYONE AGES 15 TO 50.
Looking for blogs to follow

Hey guys if you post the following please reblog /like this post and i’ll check your blog out. A reblog would really help. And if you want a blog rate send me an ask:) Ill try to follow as many blogs as i can:) Have a great day x

-Supernatural

-Doctor Who

-Breaking Bad

-F.R.I.E.N.D.S

-The Office/Arrested Development

-All time low

-Fall out boy

-My Chemical Romance

-Blink182

-Any humour stuff

-Youtube stuff

-scott pilgrim/ lotr

-Gravity falls/steven universe

Trying to get some more variety on my dash ^_^

Reblog if you post any of the following please? :)

BANDS:

  • Set It Off
  • My Chemical Romance
  • Black Veil Brides
  • Fall Out Boy
  • Panic! at the Disco

FANDOMS:

  • Supernatural
  • Sherlock 
  • Doctor Who
  • Disney
  • Marvel
  • DC
  • Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit
  • Attack on Titan
  • Harry Potter
  • In The Flesh

PAIRINGS:

  • Destiel
  • Sabriel
  • Siren
  • Stucky
  • Stony
  • Gerita
  • USUK
  • Johnlock

OTHER:

  • Art
  • Fanfiction
  • Puns
  • Anything funny, really

Hellooo please like/reblog this or follow me if you often blog about

- panic! at the disco
- basically anything brendon urie
- fall out boy
- twenty one pilots
- supernatural
- doctor who
- anything nature related

I’ll try and follow every single one of you! I need more of these beautiful things on my dashboard, thank you!! ( also message me whenever im super nice :)) )

Theory: You like your tea how you like your partner....

MY TEA PREFERENCES:

Hot: 

Strong: 

Sweet: 

MY BOY PREFERENCE:

(No picture. I’m asexual… :P )

MY MALE human-being-to-fangirl-over PREFERENCE:

CONCLUSION!!!

My tea and my boys are in different parts of my brain, and this theory of boyxtea relations is utter bullshit….

(Wait, isn’t caffeine suppose to make you high?)

THEN I GUESS IT IS RIGHT!!!!