pete is patrick's best friend!!!!!!!!!

“Patrick Stump. Coffee enthusiast. Pete Wentz’s best friend. Come talk to me at xnervousbreakdance. Must like dogs. Space is cool. Bye.” written by @wentzoid

I happen to also play in a band by the name of Fall Out Boy, where I sing on occasion and play a few different instruments. Don’t rule out my numerous hobbies and lack of will to never stop working. Win my heart with some spicy food and good tunes. Don’t be shy. 

When you're off sick...
  • Normal Friends: How are you feeling? You weren't in school today
  • Me: Just have a tummy bug but I'm feeling a bit better
  • Best Friend: YOU DISAPPEARED! WHERE ARE YOU? DID YOU DIE? HAVE YOU BEEN KIDNAPPED? WHO DO I HAVE TO PAY TO RELEASE YOU?
  • Me: I have retired to become a unicorn and moved to live on the moon with my husband Patrick Stump