pet wither

I’m not kidding, this weekend Hera appeared to have scratchy legs [constant stamping and kicking, which is unlike her] so eventually i gave in and started scratching her left hind pastern

The idiot then decided my job would be easier if she lifted said leg, brought it way up and forward [like they do when they scratch their ears with their hind legs lol], and to show her appreciation she also started rubbing my hip with her lips

I mean wither petting? Fine

Eye rubs? Bit weird, but ok

Inner thigh scratching? Been there, done that

Udder cleaning? Kinda icky, but it’s gotta be done

Death-defying gymnastics to reach hind pasterns? I feel like I might need to draw a line somewhere soon