pet hoarding

Here’s that Lavellan with no vallaslin!

My sweet, tiny tank… 

In a Dragon Age AU, there’s no way she’d be Inquisitor. She’d be a templar who wants to help fix the world (managing to escape the clutches of Red Lyrium), and after seeing what’s happened to those Red Lyrium Templars and becoming aware of the addiction she has to lyrium, she works to try and break her addiction with Cullen’s support.

She’s totally gonna specialize as a Champion, this girl will literally die if she has to if it means saving someone.

Date a dragon with a hoard of cats

Date a dragon with a hoard of dogs

Date a dragon with a hoard of goats 

Date a dragon with a hoard of lizards 

Date a dragon with a hoard of pet rocks 

the signs during a tornado
  • Aries: taking vertical video of the tornado
  • Taurus: hiding in the basement
  • Gemini: chasing the tornado
  • Cancer: saving all the people and hoarding their pets into the basement
  • Leo: the weather guy freaking out on tv
  • Virgo: driving around the neighborhood warning everyone
  • Libra: doesn't realize there is a tornado but survives anyways
  • Scorpio: the one person who doesn't make it to the basement in time
  • Sagittarius: the person who gets in the car and doesn't stop driving away from the tornado until they reach Russia
  • Capricorn: the person who miraculously survives by hiding in a freezer at a gas station
  • Aquarius: is the tornado
  • Pisces: the person who gets sucked up by the tornado
wtf pepsi, share the names

like may i have the new zelda game, and i thought maybe i’ll make a fanpet on one of these npcs i find interesting. guess not… pepsi took all the dragon names, a champion, and one other mentionable character. ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE MORE NAMES? DO YOU PLAN TO DO ANYTHING WITH THESE PETS?

i’m ngl, i checked all your pets and wtf are you doing, squatting? i see that you adopted 2 pets from the forums recently and also you created plenty of others. what, 1 2 3, no FOUR other pets? in the last month or two. you’re just as bad as the other people who hoard pets and do nothing with them. 3 spotlight winners means nothing when you don’t do anything else with the pets you have.

if you ever go inactive i will be there to take as many names of yours as i can. i will be so happy to do so.

stop hogging nice names if you aren’t doing shit with them!

anonymous asked:

The amount of complaining these noobs are doing on the 99k pet discussion thread pisses me off. One of them were complaining about how one user got a green sorb and they 'only got a shima longtail'. I got two hoard pets (both commons) and I'm not complaining. Be happy with your overrated, over-hyped rare noob

varevare  asked:

Hi! Prompt for you: timdami with Tim learning of Damian's pet hoarding ways ?(civilian au)

Thank you for the prompt! ♥ Hope you liked the story!

Some notes: 1) I know ginger ale isn’t alcoholic, that’s the joke.(not funny, sorry about that) 2) It was a cupcake safe to eat for dogs, don’t worry.

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“Are you – are you feeding the ants?”

“They’re hungry. It’s way past dinner.”

“But can’t they be hungry somewhere else? Like not in my kitchen. Because you’re basically setting up an ant farm. In my kitchen. Using the good bread.”

“And you’re kinda really annoying. Is that any way to treat your boyfriend? Your boyfriend who – by the way – had like three shots of vodka and then rum and then ginger ale and now has to feed all these poor hungry ants because you didn’t and I’m not carrying them all outside because my hands are too small and they might get hand sick. So yes. In your kitchen. Oh. Did you fill up the bird feeder?!”

“What do you mean “is that any way to treat your boyfriend”, I don’t have a boyfriend! Just a drunk, weird ass house mate. Who feeds everything.”

I said did you feed the birds?

“Geez, yes, I fed the birds. Now stop crumbling bread all over the floor, I don’t feel like sharing food with two thousand ants for the rest of my life. I mean really? Talk about mouths to feed.”

“Are you not even going to ask why I’m drunk?”

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The signs during a tornado

Aries: taking vertical video of the tornado

Taurus: hiding in the basement

Gemini: chasing the tornado

Cancer: saving all the people and hoarding their pets into the basement

Leo: the weather guy freaking out on tv

Virgo: driving around the neighborhood warning everyone

Libra: doesn’t realize there is a tornado but survives it anyways

Scorpio: the one person who doesn’t make it to the basement in time

Sagittarius: the person who gets in the car and doesn’t stop driving until they reach Russia

Capricorn: the person who miraculously survives by hiding in a freezer at a gas station

Aquarius: is the tornado

Pisces: the person who getas sucked up by the tornado

anonymous asked:

headcanon animals are just naturally attracted to percy, he's saved a dozen stray animals and maybe even kept one?

This is pretty much crack. Don’t take it serious please.

  • It amuses everyone, but there’s always a cat or two around Percy, sometimes a dog, a bird, every now and then a bunny or a snake, a lizard. mice just love Percy, they sit on top of his head or hide in the pockets of his shorts (once, one almost ended up in the washing machine)
  • even at camp, there’s usually some animal sitting on his shoulder or in his lap as soon as he sits down. Percy has accepted his fate and just pets them absentmindedly by now, sometimes gives them a little treat.
  • The Stolls call him Snow White and he’s pretty sure it was them who hung the dress in his closet.
  • (you can see the picture in large on my art blog)
  • It’s worse in NYC, when Percy gets his own tiny flat, there’s a new little thing on his fire escape every morning. 
  • In the end, he has Leo build a door for them, just big enough that they can all come and go whenever they want because otherwise they’ll meow and bark and chirp until Percy lets them in anyway. 
  • He buys a bunch of used cat and dog beds, and old blankets and pillows and makes sure they don’t get wet outside on the fire escape (thankfully his landlord hasn’t noticed yet)
  • There’s a bird’s nest on his window-sill and always a different fuzzy little thing sleeping in his bed or on his couch, Percy doesn’t have the heart to throw any of them out. 
  • They feed themselves for the most part, even though Percy always has a couple bowls of food standing by the door, always some water. Most surprisingly: they are really clean. It doesn’t even smell like wet dog. 
  • The first time Nico pops up out of the shadows in Percy’s flat, he almost gets attacked by Percy’s hoard of pets.
  • “You’re taking the cat lady thing to a whole new level.” Nico mumbles as he watches a little white mouse  run up his arm and a cat curl around his leg. (that’s when Percy begins naming them all. The cat that’s so fond of Nico gets named after Bianca. Nico is strangely alright with it)
  • There’s Castor, the blackbird that lives on Percy’s window sill.
  • Charlie, the mastiff that’s usually curled up against the heater.
  • Zoe, a grey mouse that lives in one of Percy’s flower pots.
  • Lee, a falcon that once scared the shit out of Jason by landing right next to him with a screech.
  • Michael, a ringneck snake that comes and goes, but often sleeps on Percy’s coffee maker
  • Luke and Ethan, two stray cats that looked pretty beaten up when Percy found them. They are two of the very few that are permanent residents of Percy’s flat. (They are very protective, Jason found out the hard way when he and Percy were goofing around and Ethan suddenly  hissed at him until he let go of Percy completely. It took a while for them to get used to visitors in general.)
  • Silena, a little bunny that has chosen Percy’s couch as it’s preferred sleeping place.