pet hoarding

Everyone probably already knows this, but quick PSA if you want to take on this plot like a bawss:

* Plot confirmed for November. Battle segments confirmed.

* Train ur pet and hoard ur codestones. They may shoot up to tens of thousands once the battling starts.

* Be aware that the tradeability of battle pets may increase during a plot also!

* Don’t forget to buy healing springs items! Super Strength Healing Potions cost a measly 225 NP there, but you’re limited to one every thirty minutes, so there’s never enough once we’re in the thick of things–they inflated to thousands during the last plot. If you buy them consistently between now and November you’re either already stocked up for the fights or sitting on a nice profit or both, your choice. (If you need reminders, Windows has built-in timers that run in the background.)

anonymous asked:

I can't help but think that the house would implode in of itself if Yuuri so much as got a cold or overworked himself. Not because everyone else would be useless, but because everyone would spend far too much time panicking about taking care of him hoard of pets included.

LOOOOL There’s definitely a bit of a panic, but usually the care itself is alright, he’s only human and it’s bound to happen sometimes ^ ^; (Though Yuuri getting sick while pregnant? THAT’s a panic LOL)

The bigger problem is that his mates tend to still want to cuddle and PDA while Yuuri’s sick, despite his protests that he doesn’t want it to spread to them. Yuuri’s got a super strong immune system and he’s pretty healthy in general so he gets better in no time, especially with his ever attentive nursemaid Minami at his side, but the problem is more when Yurio, Victor, and Phichit ignore the “no kissing and don’t sleep next to him” rule and all get sick too, and then proceed to spread it to the kids, and then Minami catches it while running around caring for all of them, and in the end the only one left standing having to care for a ton of miserable mates and kids is Yuuri…

This post has been added to the YOI Future!Verse ABO AU Useful Asks Compilation post ^v^)b

Date a dragon with a hoard of cats

Date a dragon with a hoard of dogs

Date a dragon with a hoard of goats 

Date a dragon with a hoard of lizards 

Date a dragon with a hoard of pet rocks 

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one of the most important considerations in the care and keeping of house dragons is the need for the dragon to keep a hoard. building and maintaining a hoard is not just a natural inclination for dragons, but a psychological need; a dragon unable to access, build or maintain its hoard will suffer stress, depression, and escalating health problems, and will probably also take your house apart in increasing desperation and irritability. 

dragons will establish their hoard based on the resources in their environment when the behavior begins to present itself as the dragon matures. it is therefore possible to influence what material the dragon will choose to hoard by presenting it with an abundance of it during this time. this is very useful as it allows you to guide your dragon towards picking something which is healthy for the dragon and convenient for you. otherwise, your dragon may end up fixating on a hoard item that is potentially dangerous to it, difficult to acquire more of it, or just something you would prefer them not to have, like your keys. 

once it chooses something to hoard, a dragon will stick to that for life. while collecting the right material is very important to the dragon, the nature of the material is not; in other words, a dragon hoarding old screws will be just as happy and healthy as a dragon hoarding diamonds. pet supply stores usually sell packs of materials such as plastic gems and coins, which is a common choice for owners as they are cheap, accessible, and cool-looking. wealthier owners may create designer hoards for their dragons, often opting for something they feel best complements the dragon’s appearance. otherwise, any small, cheap item with some amount of variety will work just fine, provided it is not something you need to use yourself, as there is most likely nowhere in your house to reliably keep something safe from a dragon looking to add it to its hoard. 

the signs during a tornado
  • Aries: taking vertical video of the tornado
  • Taurus: hiding in the basement
  • Gemini: chasing the tornado
  • Cancer: saving all the people and hoarding their pets into the basement
  • Leo: the weather guy freaking out on tv
  • Virgo: driving around the neighborhood warning everyone
  • Libra: doesn't realize there is a tornado but survives anyways
  • Scorpio: the one person who doesn't make it to the basement in time
  • Sagittarius: the person who gets in the car and doesn't stop driving away from the tornado until they reach Russia
  • Capricorn: the person who miraculously survives by hiding in a freezer at a gas station
  • Aquarius: is the tornado
  • Pisces: the person who gets sucked up by the tornado

varevare  asked:

Hi! Prompt for you: timdami with Tim learning of Damian's pet hoarding ways ?(civilian au)

Thank you for the prompt! ♥ Hope you liked the story!

Some notes: 1) I know ginger ale isn’t alcoholic, that’s the joke.(not funny, sorry about that) 2) It was a cupcake safe to eat for dogs, don’t worry.

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“Are you – are you feeding the ants?”

“They’re hungry. It’s way past dinner.”

“But can’t they be hungry somewhere else? Like not in my kitchen. Because you’re basically setting up an ant farm. In my kitchen. Using the good bread.”

“And you’re kinda really annoying. Is that any way to treat your boyfriend? Your boyfriend who – by the way – had like three shots of vodka and then rum and then ginger ale and now has to feed all these poor hungry ants because you didn’t and I’m not carrying them all outside because my hands are too small and they might get hand sick. So yes. In your kitchen. Oh. Did you fill up the bird feeder?!”

“What do you mean “is that any way to treat your boyfriend”, I don’t have a boyfriend! Just a drunk, weird ass house mate. Who feeds everything.”

I said did you feed the birds?

“Geez, yes, I fed the birds. Now stop crumbling bread all over the floor, I don’t feel like sharing food with two thousand ants for the rest of my life. I mean really? Talk about mouths to feed.”

“Are you not even going to ask why I’m drunk?”

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anonymous asked:

'I know your rules said I couldn't but...' Let me just stop you right there, my rules are there so you know what to do when you're trading me. If a rule states that I don't want a certain species, or if they state that you shouldn't ask me to overpay on hoard pets, your message isn't going to change my mind. 'Ah yes, I wasn't going to give you my 09 rare for your random common 2016/2017 pet, but now that I know you've read my rules and just chosen to ignore them, why not?'

anonymous asked:

headcanon animals are just naturally attracted to percy, he's saved a dozen stray animals and maybe even kept one?

This is pretty much crack. Don’t take it serious please.

  • It amuses everyone, but there’s always a cat or two around Percy, sometimes a dog, a bird, every now and then a bunny or a snake, a lizard. mice just love Percy, they sit on top of his head or hide in the pockets of his shorts (once, one almost ended up in the washing machine)
  • even at camp, there’s usually some animal sitting on his shoulder or in his lap as soon as he sits down. Percy has accepted his fate and just pets them absentmindedly by now, sometimes gives them a little treat.
  • The Stolls call him Snow White and he’s pretty sure it was them who hung the dress in his closet.
  • (you can see the picture in large on my art blog)
  • It’s worse in NYC, when Percy gets his own tiny flat, there’s a new little thing on his fire escape every morning. 
  • In the end, he has Leo build a door for them, just big enough that they can all come and go whenever they want because otherwise they’ll meow and bark and chirp until Percy lets them in anyway. 
  • He buys a bunch of used cat and dog beds, and old blankets and pillows and makes sure they don’t get wet outside on the fire escape (thankfully his landlord hasn’t noticed yet)
  • There’s a bird’s nest on his window-sill and always a different fuzzy little thing sleeping in his bed or on his couch, Percy doesn’t have the heart to throw any of them out. 
  • They feed themselves for the most part, even though Percy always has a couple bowls of food standing by the door, always some water. Most surprisingly: they are really clean. It doesn’t even smell like wet dog. 
  • The first time Nico pops up out of the shadows in Percy’s flat, he almost gets attacked by Percy’s hoard of pets.
  • “You’re taking the cat lady thing to a whole new level.” Nico mumbles as he watches a little white mouse  run up his arm and a cat curl around his leg. (that’s when Percy begins naming them all. The cat that’s so fond of Nico gets named after Bianca. Nico is strangely alright with it)
  • There’s Castor, the blackbird that lives on Percy’s window sill.
  • Charlie, the mastiff that’s usually curled up against the heater.
  • Zoe, a grey mouse that lives in one of Percy’s flower pots.
  • Lee, a falcon that once scared the shit out of Jason by landing right next to him with a screech.
  • Michael, a ringneck snake that comes and goes, but often sleeps on Percy’s coffee maker
  • Luke and Ethan, two stray cats that looked pretty beaten up when Percy found them. They are two of the very few that are permanent residents of Percy’s flat. (They are very protective, Jason found out the hard way when he and Percy were goofing around and Ethan suddenly  hissed at him until he let go of Percy completely. It took a while for them to get used to visitors in general.)
  • Silena, a little bunny that has chosen Percy’s couch as it’s preferred sleeping place.
The signs during a tornado

Aries: taking vertical video of the tornado

Taurus: hiding in the basement

Gemini: chasing the tornado

Cancer: saving all the people and hoarding their pets into the basement

Leo: the weather guy freaking out on tv

Virgo: driving around the neighborhood warning everyone

Libra: doesn’t realize there is a tornado but survives it anyways

Scorpio: the one person who doesn’t make it to the basement in time

Sagittarius: the person who gets in the car and doesn’t stop driving until they reach Russia

Capricorn: the person who miraculously survives by hiding in a freezer at a gas station

Aquarius: is the tornado

Pisces: the person who getas sucked up by the tornado