this morning i read that gordon lightfoot is playing here soon and then i started wondering ‘was he a stud when he was younger?’ and then i googled “young gordon lightfoot” like a horny 70 year old widow might and then i saw the images of him….
and then i was all like 'wtf?! did he birth a dude named chris pratt who is currently starring in the popular nbc comedy series parks and recreation?“
that’s all. back to work and stuff.