this was the most surreal experience of my life this girl with a Tiny Pony walked past me and didn’t acknowledge me at all and this like heavenly glow was following the Tiny Pony and a bee landed on my face??? i think i had a spiritual experience.

when i was 7 my friend had a tamagotchi and i was so jealous because she paid more attention to it than she did to me so i arranged to have a sleepover and once she fell asleep i hid the tamagotchi under her bed and by the time she found it again it had DIED im a murderer