personal-armor

anonymous asked:

THAT WAS THE BEST VIDEO PURE ORGANIC GOOD IM EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT SO FLIRTY AND PURE????

i cant believe we just witnessed one of the most iconic amazingphil videos ever to date?? this was literally one of the best videos and there were so many parts that stood out like..

for one, the tarot cards literally indicating the idea of dan basically coming to terms with his own identity and sexuality and being able to express himself more openly?? it was just interesting to see a cynical skeptic like dan be so in awe of these tarot cards actually hitting home. dan has been on a constant journey to self discovery and i’ve honestly never seen him more comfortable in his own skin, so the quote “you won’t always have to protect your personality with battle armor” couldn’t have been more appropriate, esp considering dan has lowered his barriers quite dramatically in comparison to his past self and has been letting his genuine self shine through. also with his decision to kill danisnotonfire and the sense of freedom he received as a result of that decision.. got dam

uh… yall… idk if you noticed… but phil deadass made a sex joke about phan on his main channel? it was an innuendo but it was also completely literal and it directly involved him and dan.. plus there was no weird behavior from either of them after phil made the joke, they didn’t do anything in an attempt to overshadow the joke, they just rolled with it? this is history in the making what the fuck

dan and phil and mocking “masculine creative energy” ?? name a more iconic trio

THE BANANA PRANK. the banana prank. the banana prank. this was the cutest shit i have ever seen. dans willingness to go along with whatever phil said even though he was starting to doubt it was so endearing?? phil was so proud of himself for successfully pranking dan and he was laughing so genuinely while dan was just smacking him with the banana peel trying to make it seem like he was mad but failing miserably because he was actually impressed by phils pranking skills and he only tolerates getting pranked if its by his wonderful boyfriend.. i have never experienced more intense third wheeling in my whole entire life! that scene was not meant for us at all, that scene was jus phil being a sly little shit and dans immediate reaction to phil being a sly little shit and they kept it in the video cuz they sappy as shit.. it was just dan howell and phil lester being gross and in love and jfgkdkjg@!1!! also funny how this is the second iconic scene involving a banana, yall mind if i remind you of the banana scene from the pinof 8 bloopers.. ya.. interesting..

conclusion: fuck

I'm gonna talk about why Maria Stark is infinitely important
  • infinitely

first off, to hell with the fucking notion that 616-maria didn’t love tony and tony never realized she loved him.

the universe realizes tony is a momma’s boy

in his dreams, maria is the one trying to offer input as to how he might lead a less miserable life. (also he reaches for her and theres a fucking butterfly come the fuck on) note that we’re in tony’s head so of course his dream figures are like “you created your own problems” – the important part here is, maria is the one who gives advice

howard wanted a son to take over the name/stark industries. maria was ready to accept any sex.

also here’s something golden. tony stark says this to the demon incarnation of his father’s soul when they’re fighting in hell (i mean lol in case you needed proof howard is scum)

She loved me. Loved us both. Unconditionally. All that’s good in me, all you call “weakness” — the compassion, the caring, everything decent — I learned from herAnd that gives me the will, the need, the strength — to ultimately do — whatever’s necessary.

i know right

i really want to point to one specific part in this.

All that’s good in me… I learned from her.

now listen to me on this

to hell with the notion that tony’s heroic streak comes from howard :) ok. fuck that

sensitive boy

EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW. TONY STARK WAS A SENSITIVE BOY

i’m gonna tell you who else was sensitive

MARIA FUCKING COLLINS CARBONELL STARK WAS SENSITIVE

SEE: THE PANEL ABOVE WHERE SHE’S CRYING

SEE: THIS

like i understand that comic portrayal of women wasn’t/isn’t stellar. but at the same time – don’t do the thing where you say maria isn’t strong as a character just because she’s a woman that cries and is scared of her abusive husband after he becomes a raging alcoholic because newsflash not all women need to be SHIELD agents or superpowered physical kickers of ass in order to be worth your time. like we have no evidence that maria wasn’t a SHIELD agent like howard or whatever but even if she wasn’t (and i’d prefer it if she WASN’T) fuck the notion that women can’t be sensitive and feminine and also

fuck the idea that tony took after howard temper-wise, like

literally fuck that

stop erasing maria like. TONY HAD A MOTHER TOO HE DIDN’T SPONTANEOUSLY SPRING INTO EXISTENCE

the little boy who read about knights in the library. that’s not fucking howard stark. that’s the maria stark in tony

this. this is maria stark

and this. quiet and subdued tony stark

thiS IS MARIA STARK

TONY STARK WHO GENUINELY WANTS TO HELP YOU

TONY STARK WHO WANTS TO MAKE YOU A SURPRISE

THIS IS MARIA STARK

THIS IS MARIA STARK BECAUSE THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HOWARD TRIED TO PREACH TONY TO BE

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF MARIA STARK

NEVER FORGET THE FACT THAT TONY WITNESSED HIS MOTHER BEING DRIVEN TO TEARS BY HOWARD. NEVER FORGET THAT MARIA WAS TRAPPED IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP AND WAS PROBABLY DEPRESSED SHE PROBABLY HAD GOOD REASONS TO START NEGLECTING HER FAMILY DO NOT COME INTO MY HOUSE AND TELL ME MARIA STARK IS NOT IMPORTANT

LITERALLY NO ONE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MARIA STARK

MARIA IS THE REASON WHY TONY STARK IS A GOOD PERSON BENEATH THE IRON ARMOR AND SHE’S THE REASON WHY HE PUTS ON THAT ARMOR TO DO GOOD THINGS

MARIA STARK AS HER OWN PERSON NEEDS TO BE DEVELOPED IN THE COMICS BECAUSE HONESTLY WE DON’T KNOW TWO FUCKS ABOUT HER AS AN ENTITY SEPARATE FROM HOWARD AND THAT SUCKS BUT WE DO HAVE TONY STARK AND THAT’S NOT ENOUGH BUT IT’S EVEN LESS IF PEOPLE KEEP IGNORING THE FACT THAT MARIA STARK WAS, IN MANY WAYS, THE ONE POSITIVE FORMATIVE INFLUENCE TONY HAD GROWING UP oh my god i’m so mad MARIA STARK IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

AND EVERYTHING “SECRET ORIGINS”!!!!! IS!!!!!!!! FUCKING BULLSHIT

IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT because how dare you

i mean. lets go back to that quote

She loved me. Loved us both. Unconditionally. All that’s good in me, all you call “weakness” — the compassion, the caring, everything decent — I learned from herAnd that gives me the will, the need, the strength — to ultimately do — whatever’s necessary.

“She loved me. … Unconditionally.”

how dare you take this certainty away from tony

literally how in the fuck dare you

HOW DARE YOU DO THIS

this is the hallucination from fatal frontier HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU TWIST TONY’S PERCEPTION OF MARIA LIKE THAT

HOW IN THE FUCK

BUT WE ONLY DID WHAT WAS BEST” HOW IN THE FUCK DARE YOU DO THIS

HOW IN THE FUCK DARE YOU TAKE THE ONE PERSON TONY KNEW FOR SURE LOVED HIM UNCONDITIONALLY AND TWIST HIS IDEA OF HER IN SUCH A WAY THAT!!! HE THINKS!!! SHE WOULD DISPOSE OF HIM AND HIS EMOTIONS!! FOR THE SAKE!!! OF THE FUCKING GREATER GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW IN THE FUCK

DARE YOU DO THIS I’M SO FURIOUS

JUSTICE FOR MARIA STARK I’M SO MAD

Crazy Cas isn’t really crazy?

I don’t know how well my thoughts will get across with this, but I feel like Demon Dean and Memory Loss Dean (do we even have a thing for that?) help explain some of “Crazy” Cas’ characteristics.

I know there’s been some talk about why Cas was so different from Sam when he took on his suffering (Sam mainly experienced hallucinations, Cas didn’t), but when I consider the aspects and arguments of Performing Dean and when that wall comes down, I want to say Cas wasn’t really crazy at all.

He was definitely affected by what he took on from Sam and I can’t say what exactly it was, but I feel like it did to him what being a demon and having no memory of himself did to Dean.

Why do these get so long? Under the cut: 

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We know Spartans can fall from space in nothing but their armor and be totally fine. Chief did it (several times), Noble 6 did it once.

We also know that you can stick a person, sans armor, in a metal eggshell and drop them from high orbit and they’ll be (probably) totally fine.

We also also know that MAC guns shoot really heavy metallic slugs that can punch holes in, say, the side of an enemy ship.

SO why not combine all three? Make some nicely armored bullet pods, stuff some Spartans in there, and just fling them at incredibly high speeds direcly into enemy ships/bases/whatever. 

Good plan, or great plan?

anonymous asked:

Hello, can I request HC with RFA+ V and Saeran about MC, who's really cute and all sunshine and rainbows, but when someone would try to badly hurt her s/o she'd go mad and in rage she'd almost beat the guy to death before pulling her out. Bonus if MC is boxing champion. If this ask is too strange, feel free to skip it. I just want to see another side of MC. Have a good day~

This is such a great request anon! I love the idea of a strong MC, like we need more otome games like this! But seriously I got really into these and made some of them with feels! Anyway, I hope that you enjoy!! :3 

Note: There is violence and some crude name calling in this request so if that is something that makes you uncomfortable or is triggering in any way please skip this one!


Yoosung

  • One day you and Yoosung went to the video game store and you watched happily as he was looking to buy a new game
  • It was all fine and good until you noticed one of Yoosung’s classmates walk over
  • He started insulting Yoosung, telling him that the reason why his grades were so poor was because all he did was play games
  • Then he had the nerve to call say that Yoosung was an idiot who would be forever lonely because all he did was play games
  • Something inside of you snapped and you punched the jerk straight in the nose
  • The guy tried to keep his balance but you gave him a swift kick in the stomach, knocking him to the floor -
  • You proceeded to punch and kick the guy, yelling to him how perfect Yoosung was and you would’ve beaten this guy to death if Yoosung hadn’t pulled you off of him
  • He dragged you out of the store and took you straight home to check to see if you were injured
  • When he made sure that you were unharmed, Yoosung hugged you tightly, in tears as he said that no one has ever stood up for him like that before and that he was so grateful to you
  • You hugged him back tightly and calmed him down, making a mental note to find out any other of his classmates who were bothering him and make them pay
  • “Thank you so much MC! But I’m going to get stronger too so that we can always protect each other!”

Zen

  • You and Zen decided to go out on a date to a local cafe
  • Zen wore sunglasses to try and conceal his identity since he truly just wanted to spend the day with only you
  • The sun was setting so it was getting tough for Zen to see with his sunglasses on so he took them off
  • The two of you were happily chatting at an outdoor table when a man comes up and scoffs in Zen’s direction
  • He started calling Zen an ugly, talent less actor who doesn’t deserve any of the limelight
  • Zen stood up to meet the man’s height, glaring at him but before Zen could respond, the man pushed Zen against a wall
  • Big mistake
  • You shot up from your seat and kicked the man’s shin
  • He yelled in pain but you didn’t stop there, you shoved the man into the wall, almost cracking his head open telling him that if he ever said anything rude about Zen again, you would split his skull open
  • Zen stood there, his eyes wide but a sense of pride filled within him
  • On the walk home, Zen asked where you learned self-defense like that and you explained that you use to take boxing classes
  • Zen sighed in relief, and gave you a quick kiss as he took your hand and led you back home
  • “I’m so relieved that you can take care of yourself if I’m not around MC. You’re like my own personal knight in shining armor!”

Jaehee

  • Jaehee had finally agreed to letting herself have a day off to spend time with you
  • The two of you decided to go to the mall to pick up some new clothing and just to generally relax
  • While at one of the clothing stores, you dragged Jaehee to the lingerie section, jokingly holding up garments to yourself making ridiculous ‘sexy’ poses
  • Jaehee laughed and held one up to herself, making you laugh
  • You and Jaehee didn’t notice the creeper guy walking past the two of you
  • He snickered and catcalled Jaehee, telling her that she should wear the piece of lingerie she was holding in front of her for him
  • Jaehee was about to give the perv a piece of her mind but you were quicker
  • You grabbed the man’s shoulders and kneed him in the crotch, making him howl in pain and fall to the floor
  • But you weren’t done yet, you grabbed the man’s head and started to repeatedly punch him, saying that if he ever dared to say anything like that to your girlfriend again, you would kill him
  • Some of the other people in the clothing store started to notice so Jaehee had to pry you off of the man and left the store
  • Jaehee kept telling you over and over again how dangerously you acted but at the end of her lecture, she hugged you and whispered a thank you
  • “No one has ever stood up for me like that before, thank you MC. Just please be more careful next time!”

Jumin

  • Going out on dates with Jumin were always be somewhat challenging
  • He always wanted to go to some extravagant venue with a ton of security guards but you finally convinced him to go on a normal date with you
  • You decided to take him for a causal stroll in the park, holding hands and Jumin attempting to make some jokes
  • You laughed at them, even though they weren’t very funny, and the date was a lot of fun until some man who looked shady came up to you and Jumin
  • The man grabbed Jumin’s collar, demanding that he give some money since he knew that Jumin was a snobby, spoiled rich man who didn’t deserve the money that he had
  • Jumin was about to call the security guards but you were too fast
  • You grabbed the man’s arm and shoulder threw him, kicking him in the face before he hit the ground
  • The man groaned in pain and tried to stand up but you took hold of his arm again and slammed him into a tree telling him how he could rot in hell since Jumin was an amazing person
  • Once the security guards came, Jumin had to use all of his strength to get you off of the man
  • You apologized to Jumin, telling him that you may have gone a little overboard since you learned it from when you took some intensive boxing lessons
  • But Jumin simply smiled and held onto your hand tightly as he thanked you for holding the man off until the security guards came
  • “That was quite impressive MC. You’re going to have to show me how to do that so I’ll be able to protect you myself.”

Seven

  • You and Seven were going out on a late night snack run since his supply of Honey Buddha Chips were running dangerously low
  • Anythime you spend with Seven is a fun time and tonight was no exception
  • Seven was sitting in the shopping cart yelling about how much he loved Honey Buddha Chips while you were running around the aisle pushing him
  • The two of you were kicked out of the store but it didn’t matter to either one of you so you both laughed as you exited the store
  • As the two of you were walking home, a tall man in a business suit looked Seven straight in the eyes saying “Saeyoung Choi. You’re coming with me.”
  • Seven had a look of utter fear in his eyes as he couldn’t move a muscle as he immediatly knew who the man was working for
  • The man roughly grabbed Seven’s arm and shoved him into a wall, effectively making his head start to bleed
  • No way anyone was going to hurt your man
  • You ripped Seven from the man’s grip and headbutted the man to the ground
  • The man tried to grab you but you were too fast and took his arm instead, twisting his bone and snapping it then punching the man in the head, making him unconscious
  • Seven finally got out of his daze and pulled you away from the man before you could do any further harm and ran back to the bunker
  • He pulled you inside and squeezed you with a hug, explaining that the man was one of his father’s men and that he was probably sent to either take him away or kill him
  • Seven thanked you over and over again, peppering you with kisses telling you how much he loved you and if it weren’t for you, he’d be dead
  • “I’m so sorry that I wasn’t the one to protect you MC. I’ll make sure that the two of us live a happy and safe life, no matter what.”

V

  • You and V always made time in your schedules to have a date night at least once a week
  • They were usually simply dates, but they were always fun since you got to spend time with V
  • The two of you were walking home from an art museum, a place where V wanted to take you for a while and finally had the chance
  • Neither one of you had realized how late it had become so you made sure to hold onto V’s hand tightly so he wouldn’t separate from you
  • The minute you looked away, a man from the museum, who hated V’s art and called him and his work trash, came up from behind V and took his walking stick and threw it across the sidewalk
  • V was about to calmly go retrieve his walking stick until you went in front of him and punched the man’s jaw as hard as you could
  • The man staggered back but you weren’t through with him yet, you kicked the man against a wall and punched him again in the stomach
  • When V grabbed his walking stick, he ran back over to you and got you off of the man before you killed him as he heard you yell to the man that if you ever messed with V again, you would put him in a hospital for the rest of his life
  • V, being the gentle soul that he is, wanted to call an ambulance for the man but you refused, saying that it was good enough that you only beat him up and not killed him
  • He was still incredibly thankful and held on closely to you for the rest of the walk home and cuddled with you hardcore that night
  • “You really are my guardian angel MC. Words cannot express my gratitude or how much I love you.”

Unknown

  • It was an extremely warm day so you and Saeran decided to go to the ice cream shop to try and cool down some
  • The way Saeran’s eyes lit up when he was choosing what flavor of ice cream he was going to get made your heart melt
  • When he finally chose his ice cream, the two of you went to a nearby bench to enjoy your treats and chat
  • Saeran was still uncomfortable with his body and always wore a long sleeve shirt or a hoodie to hide his scars
  • But it was becoming increasingly hot so you convinced Saeran to take off his hoodie or else he would get a heat stroke
  • He hesitantly took it off, instantly feeling cooler since he had a tank top on underneath and with your reassurance, he relaxed
  • That is until some douche bag passed the two of you, saying how creepy Saeran’s tattoo was and all of his faded scars were just for show
  • Saeran wanted to scream, cry, and kill the guy all at once but before he could do any of that, you bolted from your seat and punched the man’s jaw making him fall back
  • But you weren’t finished yet, you picked the man up only to kick him in his neck followed by his crotch, wanting him to feel as much pain as possible
  • Saeran didn’t want you to get hurt so he pulled you off of the man, mumbling that they should just go home since he didn’t want you becoming a murderer
  • On the way back home, you kept telling Saeran how much you loved him and how his scars didn’t define him, that he truly was a wonderful person
  • When the two of you got home, Saeran wrapped his arms around you, crying as he told you how he genuinely appreciated what you did for him and how much he loved you
  • “MC… I love you so much, thank you. I promise to protect you because you’re my everything and losing you would be like losing myself.”

Can we just take a min to appreciate that the Adventure Zone is a podcast written and starring 3 straight Southern young men and their straight Southern father(not to imply all or even most southerners are homophobic bc obviously no, but im pretty sure you get the idea) and it has the best LGBT relations in something not centric on that that around? AND several nonbinary characters who are also treated with respect? And no one ever says anything or makes a big deal out of it. Just. Yeah, Carrey and Killian go to pottery nights together. Of course Taako gets a skirt as his summer outfit. No, they’re literally a bunch of clay in a suit of armor, why would they have a gender? So good. I wish everybody was like these guys.

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Holy balls this took forever! But its is done, and here is my Sara Ryder’s outfit sheet!

casual 1 - Her casual wear pre-Andromeda was basically either club gear or ratty tracksuits that needed to be thrown out years ago with ironic tshirts. 

casual 2 - Sara’s casual wear at Andromeda.  I headcanon that they have limited supply of the uniforms and even MORE limited options available from what they could pack with them. In Sara’s case, she brought her leather jacket and some of her favorite tshirts. 

missions - Scavenger set for the win (in purple) with the heleus defender helmet. Sara also jacked a label maker from Kesh so she can make stickers to personalize her armor 

My friend watching Attack on Titan for the first time

SPOILER ALERT


So I forced my friend (someone who doesn’t watch anime, never even heard of Attack on Titan where the fuck has he been living all this time) to watch snk with me. He’s very brilliant though and has good intuition.

These are all his thoughts:

EREN’S MOM GETS EATEN

Friend: He ate her like a goddamn burger! *laughs*

Okay maybe that one’s inappropriate

BABY EREN SWEARS TO EXTERMINATE THE TITANS

Friend: At this rate he’s gonna turn into the things he hates the most [titans]

Me: *in my head* what the fuck

EREN IS EATEN

Friend: What the fuck? How many episodes did you say this was again?

Me: 25

Friend: Some miraculous shit is gonna happen. There’s no way he’s dead man.

THE MALE TITAN SHOWS UP WHEN MIKASA WAS WEEPING AND PUNCHED THE FUCK OUT THAT 14 METER CLASS

Friend: Ooooo that one’s special. Must be the same as that Armored Titan and Colossus Titan. *looks closer and sees the green eyes* *stares at me blankly* That one’s Eren isn’t it

LEVI KICKS EREN AT THE COURT

Friend: Good. If he does that he’ll prove to the mpb that he can control Eren so that they wouldn’t kill him. He’ll use him for the survey corps.

SONNY AND BEAN DIES AND ERWIN ASKS EREN WHO HE THINKS DID IT

Friend: The one who killed them is most likely a member of the 104th cadets.

Me: Why do you think that?

Friend: A spy, someone who knew about Eren’s transformation…

THE FEMALE TITAN SHOWS UP

Friend: she’s weird. Must be like Eren. Who’re the characters that have blonde hair again?

Me: Errr *starts to get nervous about how close he is to the answers* Armin, Krista, Erwin, Annie, Reiner.

Friend: *continues watching* Well, all of them are out. They’re in human form. I don’t think they’re the female titan. Except for Annie. Yeah, assuming [the female titan] is like Eren, that one’s Annie.

Friend: She fights good too. As far as I’m concerned the only people who can beat Eren in hand to hand combat is Annie. Maybe Mikasa too. But she’s too smitten to actually even dare slam Eren down the ground.

Friend: You know… if you think about it tho that Armored Titan and the Colossus Titan might just be like Eren and the Female Titan. *laughing* the colossus one might just be a really tall person and the armored one a big, muscled guy.

Me: *chokes*

FEMALE TITAN IS EXPOSED

Friend: *sarcastically* If this continues, I’ll start to think that every titan shifter is in 104th training squad. Dammit, I’m actually thinking that Bertholdt’s the colossus one and Reiner’s the armored one.

Me: *sweating* Why do you think that?

Friend: *looks at me seriously* The hair is always a give away. The eyes too. The build. Bertholdt’s the tallest, right? Reiner’s the brawniest. *shrugs* maybe im wrong tho…

Me: *tries not to scream*

FUCK HELP ME THIS DUDE IS SECRETLY SHERLOCK IS HE SURE HE HASNT WATCHED IT YET OR READ THE GODDAMN MANGA DAMMIT

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I’m re-making my commission post adding busts, and changing the price a little bit.

Busts - $10 Base 

     + $3 for additional characters (Max 2)

Chibis - $10 Base 

     + $3 for additional characters (Max 3)

  • I’ll draw any OCs from any game including personal OCs.
  • Complex armor will be simplified.
  • Please take clear reference shots as if you do not give me a specific color palette I will be pulling colors from your ref shots.
  • Message me via Tumblr or Discord.
  • Payment must be made before I start on you commission, and will be done in via invoice.

anonymous asked:

So, what does everyone equip in MMO? Armor, weapons, enchanted items like jewelry?

Yoosung - Paladin

  • Armor - Defender’s Hauberk, a heavy set of armor complete with a giant tower shield. Yoosung looks like he could take a lot of damage! 
  • Weapons - Lion’s Roar, a one-handed sword that is said to only be equippable someone with the brave, true heart of a lion. Yoosung adores it’s lore.
  • Special items of note - Betrothal Necklace, an odd necklace that actually becomes more powerful if you give half of it to another person. He’s been waiting for the right person, okay?

Zen - Bard

  • Armor - Gentleman’s Apparel, a charmingly roguish set complete with a broad-brimmed, feathered hat and knee-high boots. Zen knows how to look stylish! …Though its stats aren’t the best… Good looks are more important than fighting power, right?
  • Weapons - Lyrcia’s Lute, an item gained by befriending Lyrcia, the woman of the lake who is the highest level bard trainer. Befriending her means helping her court the Moonwatcher on the Mountain of Starlight, and Zen loved helping two pixelated gals become the Best of Pals. The instrument is rabbit themed.
  • Special items of note - Ruby Earrings, all in the name of style.

Jaehee - Priest

  • Armor - Cherry Blossom Habit. The primary diety in the fictional world of Mystic Message Online is thematically associated with cherry blossoms, and most priest equipment reflects that. Isn’t it interesting, that the world of MMO worships a thing associated with death and rebirth…?
  • Weapons - Merciful Bludgeon, a frightening, spiked mace with a highly tongue-in-cheek name. Perhaps this is an item that’ll put you out of your mercy.
  • Special items of note - She constantly carries healing items like Panacea and Healing Ointment on her, just in case she needs them. Who’s going to heal the healer if things get bad?

Jumin - Wizard

  • Armor - Dapper Suit, which technically functions as a cloth item, but it looks significantly different than most wizard robes. It’s a very charming, eighteenth-centuryesque set.
  • Weapons - Staff of Fortune, an item that confers a pretty significant luck boost to the player. Jumin finds it very helpful with farming rare items, and luck is a strange stat that has a number of bizarre effects on gameplay. Jumin has the most luck among all of the members of the RFA.
  • Special items of note - Collar of Elizabeth the III, the item that Jumin uses to summon his familiar.

707 - Mechanic

  • Armor -  Augmented Armor, which is a leather set (including a spiffy leather coat and fancy leather hat) that’s covered in various mechanical bits and bobs. It feels like Seven could pull anything out of his coat.
  • Weapons - Snake Eyes, a par of pistols with a devastating accuracy buff. They used to be Rika’s signature item, but near the end of her life, she said she wanted Seven to have them.
  • Special items of note - Mechanic’s Toolbelt, a badass looking accessory that includes pouches for bullets and other miscellaneous items. It increases the character’s storage capacity. 

V -  Ilusionist

  • Armor - Dreamweave Robe, a surprisingly plain garment in the darkness, but when exposed to light, it shimmers with the iridescence of a butterfly wing. It’s an item that’s often considered more worthwhile cosmetically than stats-wise.
  • Weapons - Luminescent Staff, a weapon that Rika initially pitched and helped V design. It’s a reward from a very obscure quest, but of course, V knows exactly how to do it. It’s kind of his key character item, and the thing everyone associates with him. It glows like the sun when he’s casting magic.
  • Special items of note - He still wears a ring that Rika crafted for him…

Unknown - C̵͍͚̎͊ú̸͔͌l̶͚͘t̷̹̄í̶̘̲s̸̟̈́t̴͈͌́

  • Armor - The Eyes of Truth, light cloth garment with an eye motif. It seems to be a modified version of the typical Mint Eye garb. Stats - unknown.
  • Weapons - The Auger of Truth, a staff with a  frightening drill-like attachment. It seems very good at conducting explosive magic.
  • Special items of note - He has a never-ending supply of treats for animals.

Vanderwood - Assassin

  • Armor - Willowwatcher Hide, a set of fashionable, black-leather armor that gives the player the ability to completely camouflage themselves for fifteen seconds along with giving a passive boost to agility. One of the things needed to make it drops very rarely from a mini-boss called the Illusion Drake that only spawns in the Lilac Grotto, a strange place full of willow trees that grow purple blossoms.
  • Weapons - Static Shockers, a pair of knives imbued with a powerful electricity enchantment that gives a chance of paralyzing the target with each hit. Often, bosses have enough armor that this is completely ineffective… but it’s a pretty good item for a PKer.
  • Special items of note - They have a glamour effect that removes all blood effects from their daggers. No matter who or how much they attack, their weapons never get dirty.

pythionice  asked:

Top 5 scenes from the Odyssey?

I love the WHOLE Odyssey so this will be really hard but I’ll try!

5. When Telemachus is at the court of Helen and Menelaus … that entire scene is pretty amazing because I. it’s a party about the betrothal of Hermione to Neoptolemus (despite the fact that she was already betrothed to Orestes… Menelaus got himself into a sitcom kind of situation there) II. Menelaus’s story about what happened after the Trojan War alternates between hilarious (disguising himself as a seal) and upsetting (when he talks about learning Agamemnon was dead and crying….) III. At the end of this story everyone’s sad and Helen drugs the wine so they… won’t be anymore. Also, at the end of the trip Menelaus sees 2 eagles and doesn’t know what this means but Helen apparently is a skilled Augur and can interpret for him (and that’s what marriage is all about)

4. When Telemachus is at the court of Nestor and says something like “I wish the gods would help me the way they helped my dad” and Athena who’s right there beside him in the guise of Mentor and set up this whole trip for him looks into the camera like she’s on The Office and gets upset at this ungrateful kid and leaves (but comes back to attend her own sacrifice a;dflkasjf)

3. When Odysseus is at the court of the Phaeacians, specifically first when he asks the bard to play the song about the end of the Trojan War but then starts crying even though he himself … requested the song… second when one of the Phaeacians makes fun of him and says he probably isn’t any good at sports and Odysseus gets so mad he tears off his cloak and reveals his rippling muscles which Homer describes in great detail then hurls the discus WAY further than anyone else (and then everyone started clapping… I was there)

2. When Odysseus is speaking to the dead… it’s emotionally devastating; when he tries to embrace his mother and he can’t, and when Ajax won’t talk to him because he’s still sore about the armor… My personal favorite part of this is when Agamemnon asks Odysseus if Odysseus has heard anything about Orestes and says something like “go home and be a father to your son… since I couldn’t be a father to mine” which hurts especially because like we know Orestes is suffering from the furies and his dad’s… worried about him… god my BOY

1. THERE’S TWO FOR THIS ONE. When Odysseus reunites with Telemachus… that hits me in the Heart Telemachus gets to meet his dad for the first time… But of course, the big one, the best scene in the whole entire Odyssey, is when Odysseus reunites with Penelope and there’s crying all around and they get to hold each other again and they tell each other their stories….. god I love Odysseus and Penelope so much