personal-armor

good character concept development: replace a white racist who wears a confederate flag with a brown cowboy who is heavily implied to be of Native/Latin origin

bad character concept development: replace a black doctor who was likely supposed to be in a gay relationship with a blonde haired, blue-eyed white girl with no personality and Tiddy Armor™

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2017 Inkas Huron

I rarely post vehicles but this thing was interesting enough to warrant it. Built on a Kenworth T370 4x4 chassis, it seats 12 plus the driver and co-pilot. Equipped with B6 level armor, front and rear turrets, 6 cameras, hydraulic plow and 46″ tires. If you have $399,999 then you can have your own personal APC. (GRH)

anonymous asked:

THAT WAS THE BEST VIDEO PURE ORGANIC GOOD IM EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT SO FLIRTY AND PURE????

i cant believe we just witnessed one of the most iconic amazingphil videos ever to date?? this was literally one of the best videos and there were so many parts that stood out like..

for one, the tarot cards literally indicating the idea of dan basically coming to terms with his own identity and sexuality and being able to express himself more openly?? it was just interesting to see a cynical skeptic like dan be so in awe of these tarot cards actually hitting home. dan has been on a constant journey to self discovery and i’ve honestly never seen him more comfortable in his own skin, so the quote “you won’t always have to protect your personality with battle armor” couldn’t have been more appropriate, esp considering dan has lowered his barriers quite dramatically in comparison to his past self and has been letting his genuine self shine through. also with his decision to kill danisnotonfire and the sense of freedom he received as a result of that decision.. got dam

uh… yall… idk if you noticed… but phil deadass made a sex joke about phan on his main channel? it was an innuendo but it was also completely literal and it directly involved him and dan.. plus there was no weird behavior from either of them after phil made the joke, they didn’t do anything in an attempt to overshadow the joke, they just rolled with it? this is history in the making what the fuck

dan and phil and mocking “masculine creative energy” ?? name a more iconic trio

THE BANANA PRANK. the banana prank. the banana prank. this was the cutest shit i have ever seen. dans willingness to go along with whatever phil said even though he was starting to doubt it was so endearing?? phil was so proud of himself for successfully pranking dan and he was laughing so genuinely while dan was just smacking him with the banana peel trying to make it seem like he was mad but failing miserably because he was actually impressed by phils pranking skills and he only tolerates getting pranked if its by his wonderful boyfriend.. i have never experienced more intense third wheeling in my whole entire life! that scene was not meant for us at all, that scene was jus phil being a sly little shit and dans immediate reaction to phil being a sly little shit and they kept it in the video cuz they sappy as shit.. it was just dan howell and phil lester being gross and in love and jfgkdkjg@!1!! also funny how this is the second iconic scene involving a banana, yall mind if i remind you of the banana scene from the pinof 8 bloopers.. ya.. interesting..

conclusion: fuck

- 3 Corans
- sloran is the hill I die on but congrats @ shlav shippers once again
- notice how thace is there… alive… looks like he’s injured but uh he’s up and walking
- Keith and Lance are riding kaltenecker and a giant sea horse. In their swimsuits. It doesn’t even make sense to wear a swimsuit on a cow so u know what? The artists drew them in their swimsuits to remind us of the elevator scene aka klance is canon folks
- unilu girl pining for pidge??? pidge… turn around… there’s a butch who loves u
- SHAYLLURA IS CANON ITS CANON LOOK AT THEM THEYRE HOLDING HANDS AND WEARING FLOWER CROWNS AAAAA
- who’s that armored person at the top I don’t think we’ve seen them before…
- waterbear alien babies r about the cutest things ever
- weblum galra just chilling in the back
- Haggar and a Druid w their backs turned towards us?? (@ dreamworks pls pls PLS let this be foreshadowing a redemption arc)

I'm gonna talk about why Maria Stark is infinitely important
  • infinitely

first off, to hell with the fucking notion that 616-maria didn’t love tony and tony never realized she loved him.

the universe realizes tony is a momma’s boy

in his dreams, maria is the one trying to offer input as to how he might lead a less miserable life. (also he reaches for her and theres a fucking butterfly come the fuck on) note that we’re in tony’s head so of course his dream figures are like “you created your own problems” – the important part here is, maria is the one who gives advice

howard wanted a son to take over the name/stark industries. maria was ready to accept any sex.

also here’s something golden. tony stark says this to the demon incarnation of his father’s soul when they’re fighting in hell (i mean lol in case you needed proof howard is scum)

She loved me. Loved us both. Unconditionally. All that’s good in me, all you call “weakness” — the compassion, the caring, everything decent — I learned from herAnd that gives me the will, the need, the strength — to ultimately do — whatever’s necessary.

i know right

i really want to point to one specific part in this.

All that’s good in me… I learned from her.

now listen to me on this

to hell with the notion that tony’s heroic streak comes from howard :) ok. fuck that

sensitive boy

EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW. TONY STARK WAS A SENSITIVE BOY

i’m gonna tell you who else was sensitive

MARIA FUCKING COLLINS CARBONELL STARK WAS SENSITIVE

SEE: THE PANEL ABOVE WHERE SHE’S CRYING

SEE: THIS

like i understand that comic portrayal of women wasn’t/isn’t stellar. but at the same time – don’t do the thing where you say maria isn’t strong as a character just because she’s a woman that cries and is scared of her abusive husband after he becomes a raging alcoholic because newsflash not all women need to be SHIELD agents or superpowered physical kickers of ass in order to be worth your time. like we have no evidence that maria wasn’t a SHIELD agent like howard or whatever but even if she wasn’t (and i’d prefer it if she WASN’T) fuck the notion that women can’t be sensitive and feminine and also

fuck the idea that tony took after howard temper-wise, like

literally fuck that

stop erasing maria like. TONY HAD A MOTHER TOO HE DIDN’T SPONTANEOUSLY SPRING INTO EXISTENCE

the little boy who read about knights in the library. that’s not fucking howard stark. that’s the maria stark in tony

this. this is maria stark

and this. quiet and subdued tony stark

thiS IS MARIA STARK

TONY STARK WHO GENUINELY WANTS TO HELP YOU

TONY STARK WHO WANTS TO MAKE YOU A SURPRISE

THIS IS MARIA STARK

THIS IS MARIA STARK BECAUSE THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HOWARD TRIED TO PREACH TONY TO BE

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF MARIA STARK

NEVER FORGET THE FACT THAT TONY WITNESSED HIS MOTHER BEING DRIVEN TO TEARS BY HOWARD. NEVER FORGET THAT MARIA WAS TRAPPED IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP AND WAS PROBABLY DEPRESSED SHE PROBABLY HAD GOOD REASONS TO START NEGLECTING HER FAMILY DO NOT COME INTO MY HOUSE AND TELL ME MARIA STARK IS NOT IMPORTANT

LITERALLY NO ONE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MARIA STARK

MARIA IS THE REASON WHY TONY STARK IS A GOOD PERSON BENEATH THE IRON ARMOR AND SHE’S THE REASON WHY HE PUTS ON THAT ARMOR TO DO GOOD THINGS

MARIA STARK AS HER OWN PERSON NEEDS TO BE DEVELOPED IN THE COMICS BECAUSE HONESTLY WE DON’T KNOW TWO FUCKS ABOUT HER AS AN ENTITY SEPARATE FROM HOWARD AND THAT SUCKS BUT WE DO HAVE TONY STARK AND THAT’S NOT ENOUGH BUT IT’S EVEN LESS IF PEOPLE KEEP IGNORING THE FACT THAT MARIA STARK WAS, IN MANY WAYS, THE ONE POSITIVE FORMATIVE INFLUENCE TONY HAD GROWING UP oh my god i’m so mad MARIA STARK IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

AND EVERYTHING “SECRET ORIGINS”!!!!! IS!!!!!!!! FUCKING BULLSHIT

IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT because how dare you

i mean. lets go back to that quote

She loved me. Loved us both. Unconditionally. All that’s good in me, all you call “weakness” — the compassion, the caring, everything decent — I learned from herAnd that gives me the will, the need, the strength — to ultimately do — whatever’s necessary.

“She loved me. … Unconditionally.”

how dare you take this certainty away from tony

literally how in the fuck dare you

HOW DARE YOU DO THIS

this is the hallucination from fatal frontier HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU TWIST TONY’S PERCEPTION OF MARIA LIKE THAT

HOW IN THE FUCK

BUT WE ONLY DID WHAT WAS BEST” HOW IN THE FUCK DARE YOU DO THIS

HOW IN THE FUCK DARE YOU TAKE THE ONE PERSON TONY KNEW FOR SURE LOVED HIM UNCONDITIONALLY AND TWIST HIS IDEA OF HER IN SUCH A WAY THAT!!! HE THINKS!!! SHE WOULD DISPOSE OF HIM AND HIS EMOTIONS!! FOR THE SAKE!!! OF THE FUCKING GREATER GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW IN THE FUCK

DARE YOU DO THIS I’M SO FURIOUS

JUSTICE FOR MARIA STARK I’M SO MAD

5

Weapon of choice - The shield. A shield is a type of personal armor, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a hit from a sword, mace, battle axe or similar weapon to the side of the shield-bearer. Shields vary greatly in size, ranging from large panels that protect the user’s entire body to small models (such as the buckler) that were intended for hand-to-hand-combat use. Shields also vary a great deal in thickness; whereas some shields were made of relatively deep, absorbent, wooden planking to protect soldiers from the impact of spears and crossbow bolts, others were thinner and lighter and designed mainly for deflecting blade strikes. In prehistory and during the era of the earliest civilizations, shields were made of wood, animal hide, woven reeds or wicker. In classical antiquity, the Migration Period and the Middle Ages, they were normally constructed of poplar, lime or another split-resistant timber, covered in some instances with a material such as leather or rawhide and often reinforced with a metal boss, rim or banding. They were carried by foot soldiers, knights and cavalry. Depending on time and place, shields could be round, oval, square, rectangular, triangular, bilobal or scalloped. Sometimes they took on the form of kites or flatirons, or had rounded tops on a rectangular base with perhaps an eyehole. The shield was held by a central grip or by straps which went over or around the user’s arm. Often shields were decorated with a painted pattern or an animal representation and these designs developed into systematized heraldic devices during the High Middle Ages for purposes of battlefield identification.

Bottom Steve Stony Recs

Okay, you poor, starving-in-the-wilderness bottom!Steve people!  Here are some bottom Steve fics for your enjoyment.  I tried to largely rec some that I haven’t already rec’d in other posts, so hopefully, these will be some new ones for people!  Feel free to add your own recs, and please remember to leave kudos and comments for your dedicated authors!

Never is a Promise by manic_intent:   Steve had to admit that he had some reservations about how the New Century handled the social balance between alphas and omegas.

Come on Closer by Epiphanyx7:  [[… porn.]]  Or, the one where Steve wants to talk to Tony about something important.

Chapter 19 by @some-blue-jack:  Anyone who was anyone knew about Captain America.

Sharp Dressed Man by copperbadge:   There are a lot of things you can do with a personalized suit of armor and a naked super soldier.

Whatever You Ask by @blossomsinthemist:   Sometimes Steve just wants to let go. Tony’s perfectly willing to help with that. The two of them try something Steve’s been wanting for a while. Basically PWP with added feelings, established relationship.

Got You Under My Skin by @blossomsinthemist:  “I’d be happy to show you a good time,” Tony said, smiling a little obscurely, Steve thought, as if to himself, but still with that warm, knowing look, affectionate and oddly fond, “any time you want.”Steve Rogers goes to Tony Stark’s birthday party. Things progress from there, with a lot of flirtiness leading to propositions, and propositions leading to, well, what comes next, and Steve isn’t even sure what he wants after that.

Mark Sixty-Nine by @everybodyilovedies:   Tony is irritated that Steve’s first hug-and-fly wasn’t with him. As the source of many of Steve’s other “firsts”, Tony has a brilliant idea of how he could take one more. Specifically, Steve’s first time being fucked by a machine.

Afternoon Delight by silverfoxflower:  Tony watched with narrowed eyes as Rogers nodded politely to Natasha. They exchanged quick, familiar smiles, which suggested that they knew each other better than the acquaintances they seemed to want Tony to think they were. Up close, Rogers was even more attractive than he had appeared on camera, a touch of blonde stubble along his jaw, large square hands.He also had a nice ass, not that Tony was particularly staring.“Mr. Stark,” Natasha said, as they both stood before Tony’s desk. “May I introduce Steve Rogers? Or, if you prefer, Captain America.”

Crash Love by Sarah_Hylor:  It’s just sex. Just sex between two consenting adults who don’t have feelings for each other beyond the camaraderie that comes from being on the same team.It’s just sex. Until it isn’t. It’s not love. Until it is.

Blacksmith’s Hands by @everybodyilovedies:   Based in Marvel’s 1872 Western Universe, where Tony is a blacksmith and Steve is the town Sheriff. Blacksmith Tony hears Sheriff Steve’s birth date is coming up, and decides to give him the present he deserves.

Hold On Let Go by gracerene:   The barn smells of stale hay, and some kind of warm wood, and Tony knows that most people would find the scent comforting, but it just makes his skin prickle.

How to Top a Supersoldier by @festiveferret:  Steve was causing the problem in the first place. Steve who had turned bright red and bitten his lip when he’d found out that Tony had been “cursed” with temporary super strength. Steve who had been vibrating in the seat next to Tony throughout this entire meeting.Steve who was currently 100% rock hard, Tony had no doubt, and hiding it masterfully by clutching the shield over his lap.

Mark XXX by @robintcj:  Oh, look, another filthy, filthy threesome porn. This time, it’s Steve/Tony/Iron Man Armour. No plot, mostly porn with a little bit of cracky humour. It’s dirty, and I’m sorry.No I’m not. I’m not sorry. You know what, you’re all down here in the muck with me.

Paint Job by @cptxrogers:   “You want me to what?” Steve looked incredulous.
“I want you to detail my car,” Tony said with a smirk.

Come Ride With Me by @veldeia:  Tony’s had a long and rough week, and when he touches down at Eden Landing, he just wants a hot shower, a proper meal and ten hours of sleep—but when he steps out of his battered little ship and spots Steve, he finds himself perfectly willing to rethink his priorities.Smutty bingo fill for the prompt “au: western”, though it’s actually AU: Space Western!

voglio sentirti by lackluster_lexicon:   Steve returns to Stark Tower ten months after leaving Tony in Siberia.

Unfurl Your Gown by theladyingrey42:   “I feel ridiculous.” Steve scowls at his drink and pretends he’s not shifting just to feel the skirt against his thighs.

The Sixth Time Is the Charm by nightwalker:   The fifth time Steve tried to get Tony to fuck him (and failed) is when he started taking it personally.

Down on the Farm by tellxmebby:  Tony laughs, throwing an old rag at the blond man, who bats it away in the air. “Fuck you.”“Mm,” Steve rolls back under the car with a newly fitted socket, “maybe later.” Steve grins up at the chrome above him at the lack of response. It must take Tony a minute to recover, but when he does Steve hears him huff.

My Private Dancer by lilmoongodess:  Steve Rogers enters the world of high-end exotic dancing, and catches the eye of world-famous billionaire playboy Tony Stark. Will the strange relationship he develops with Tony develop into something more? Or will the high-intensity connection between them short out and burn to the ground?

Warmth by gracerene:   After defeating Ultron, Tony and Steve “talk” things out.

This Mess We’re In by @kiyaar:   Steve is a troll, Tony is obliging. Everyone gets done. Set in that fictional interval during Secret Avengers where Steve is a Commander and he and Tony are actually on speaking terms. Unrepentant porn.

Breathe by @robintcj:  Bingo square prompt is ‘breathplay’.Right now, Tony’s most favourite thing about Steve is his ass.Specifically, the way it’s currently peeking out of the bottom of a pair of white, lacy panties.The thing most people don’t know about Steve is how … adventurous he can be.

til you scream by starsandstark:  A fic in which Steve and Tony see how many times Steve can come in one night because Steve is a shameless slut and loves to be used.

Warmth by Neverever:   When Steve gets too cold from being out in the snow, Tony thinks of ways to warm him up.

Take My Body Home by @kiyaar:  After the events of Superior Iron Man, Tony sells Extremis to the highest bidder and finds himself living as an expatriate in Russia.Steve’s never been good at letting go.

En Suite by valtyr:   Written for Avengers Kink. Prompt: “Tony/Steve. Shower sex.”

Apparently Only One Meal from Barbarism by valtyr:   The Savage Land: “All kinds of mutates and dinosaurs and big cheetahs and a surprising amount of acceptable nudity.” - Spider-Man

I suppose it is okay to self-rec, so I’ll add my own bottom!Steve fics, so here you go:

Gift With Purchase Remix:   Gift With Purchase Remix wherein Steve actually is a hooker. But for a Really Sympathetic Reason.  (they do switch to bottom!Tony at one point, but it is mostly bottom!steve)

This Is Not a Drill:  “Can I—can I see him? I mean meet him. Uh…welcome him to the team?” Tony clarified, probably not very well, he knew.“Well…there’s a bit of an issue with that,” Fury said, and Tony figured this was where Fury got to whatever it was that had really forced his hand and made him call Tony in, knowing how much the man detested having to do so. “You see, well. He was suspended in the ice for nearly seventy years,” Fury began. Tony nodded along, because he could do math.“I’m sure he has a lot of adjusting to do—“ Tony started.“Seventy years,” Fury repeated, cutting Tony off and leaning back in his chair and making it rock slightly. “Of no suppressants.”“Oh,” Tony managed to choke out past the lump that had suddenly formed in his throat. “Oh.”Chapter 2: Wherein Tony plots murder, Steve is stubborn and there’s an island, but not that one.Chapter 3: The world’s least interesting pillow fight Chapter 4: Poor suit design is an issue.Chapter 5: Pillows solve everything Chapter 6: Total porn. Improper use of biology and anatomy. Nothing remotely redeeming. At all.  Sequel is here.

Steve the Surprise Bottom:  This prompt was for Tony being surprised that Steve would want to bottom. Enjoy your smut.

Prima Nocta:  This was a Thank You Fic request for Anon, who wanted to incorporate Tony’s reference in AoU to prima nocta and bottom!Steve. Please note that, despite the premise, there is no non-con between Steve and Tony. Took me a while to think of how to do that, but here we are. There is definitely gratuitous fetishization of Steve’s virginity, however. If that bothers you. If not, pull up a chair and enjoy.Please note that this does not end with everything tied into a nice, neat bow. It is a one shot of a single night, so while I know they do find their way to each other, the story is open-ended.

Looking at “Second First Date”

Originally posted by greatestvillianinthegalaxy

It’s obvious that Rad tries too hard to come across as the super-cool, knowledgeable, and super macho guy. This shines through most in episodes focusing on the dynamic between him and K.O. For better or worse, Rad is K.O.’s role model. He looks up to him like the do-no-wrong older brother, feeding Rad’s ego and encouraging his facade. Though, every time Rad tries to bolster said facade, he bumbles. K.O. discovers that Rad doesn’t know the backroom as well as he claims to and that he likes crochet and cute kittens. But, Rad is too proud to openly admit these ‘weaknesses’ or cracks in his proverbial armor. A person has to be patient with him to see the backroom map poking out of his back pocket. To see that, yes, their arguments broke through to him, but he expresses this through small gestures more than words. The fact that K.O. looks up to Rad adds a needed dimension to his character growth. He’s forced to be more responsible and considerate even if only for K.O.’s sake. 

Enter “Second First Date” and Rad’s Facade


“Second First Date” gives viewers one of the more vulnerable looks at Rad’s character. When he was younger, his true self shined through more. He’s a nice, considerate, and sensitive fellow at his core. Though, these are paired with strong self-consciousness and low self-confidence. In part, this leads to Rad trusting and following the questionable council of his friends. Whatever doubts he holds about their advice is crowded out by how confident and self-assured they come across. Some degree of peer pressure and the need to conform. To young Rad, it feels better to build and cultivate this image of the ‘super cool bro’ that he and his friends see as the ultimate endgame. The image was enticing enough that Rad became ‘super cool bro’ and that’s who viewers see in present time. (Side Note: It was pretty funny to hear the meta, self-aware asides characters made in the dialogue. I chalked this up as Rad making Cliff Notes during the flashback, a sign of him looking at things in retrospect). 

Rad’s facade is a huge part of what makes his dynamic with Enid so meaningful. To an extent, Enid is exactly what Rad is trying too hard to be. Where Rad is overly concerned what others think of him, Enid could care less. Enid openly expresses herself and shares her thoughts and opinions on things. Sometimes, she comes across as ‘mysterious’ or ‘cryptic.’ Though, this is more Enid being a woman of few words than anything else. If Enid wants someone to know where they stand with her, she lets them know. In Rad’s case, he spends so much time trying to build up and maintain his ‘image,’ he can lose sight of what consequences could stem from what he says or does. He’s so worried about what others might think of him, he can get stubborn and defensive when someone challenges his persona. Enid is one of the few people that knows him well enough to cut through his facade and level with him on a significant, meaningful level.

Enid and Rad

“Second First Date” comes across as the much-needed reconciliation between Rad and Enid. They originally buried the proverbial hatchet by ignoring the hatchet even exists. 

Their first date established Enid’s first real impression of Rad’s character. She originally liked him for being this nice, sweet guy, but turned away because as far as she knew, he was always an outright jerk. Imagine what it was like for them to meet up again long after that first date. Whatever glimmer there was of Rad the sweetheart is completely gone. Enid’s new co-worker is an obnoxious and doofy meathead. On Rad’s part, he’s challenged by guilt, regret, and what it’ll take to maintain his status quo. He can’t renege on his ‘super cool bro’ image now. Though, he has to make some kind of peace if he wants things to go well moving forward. If Enid even tried to broach the issue, he feigns forgetfulness. Possibly with the throwaway comment “Oh, I’ve dated soo many girls, I can’t remember them all…” 

Looking at their reactions after the Cupid flashback, they’ve probably had a few arguments about the nightmare date. Though, given enough time, lack of a levelheaded mediator, and the need to get along ‘well enough,’ they decided not to talk about it ever again. It’s a “thing that should not be named” locked up with Voldermort level conspiracy and secrecy. This is something that happened in the far-back and long-ago. It may as well have never happened. 

When Rad acknowledges and apologizes for being a jerk, it feels like they finally addressed the elephant in the room. Going forward, there’s more room for intimacy and honesty in their relationship. Rad may make attempts at being more genuine and true to his character rather than pushing the ‘super cool bro’ image. The overall point of the episode was further fleshing out Rad’s and Enid’s dynamic and what kind of impact it has for their character development. Even the walking home scene showcased how much of a relief this was for them. They seemed thoughtful and contemplative, like a weight had been lifted from their shoulders.

In regards to Rad and Enid’s relationship, I’m torn between Cupid’s comment about platonic friendship and how Rad was looking at Enid on their walk home. I’ve chalked up the episode as ambiguous as to whether or not their dynamic will become romantic or stay platonic. I’m strongly hoping for the latter. My personal hope is to see a Miguel and Tulio (Road to El Dorado) or even Wander and Sylvia (Wander Over Yonder) dynamic between them. There’s definitely potential given their complementary opposites personalities. 

(In regards to shipping interests, I think Carol and Mr.Gar is the closest to eventual endgame canon. At this point, Rad and Enid are as likely endgame canon as Enid and Red Action in my book.)

anonymous asked:

Hello, can I request HC with RFA+ V and Saeran about MC, who's really cute and all sunshine and rainbows, but when someone would try to badly hurt her s/o she'd go mad and in rage she'd almost beat the guy to death before pulling her out. Bonus if MC is boxing champion. If this ask is too strange, feel free to skip it. I just want to see another side of MC. Have a good day~

This is such a great request anon! I love the idea of a strong MC, like we need more otome games like this! But seriously I got really into these and made some of them with feels! Anyway, I hope that you enjoy!! :3 

Note: There is violence and some crude name calling in this request so if that is something that makes you uncomfortable or is triggering in any way please skip this one!


Yoosung

  • One day you and Yoosung went to the video game store and you watched happily as he was looking to buy a new game
  • It was all fine and good until you noticed one of Yoosung’s classmates walk over
  • He started insulting Yoosung, telling him that the reason why his grades were so poor was because all he did was play games
  • Then he had the nerve to call say that Yoosung was an idiot who would be forever lonely because all he did was play games
  • Something inside of you snapped and you punched the jerk straight in the nose
  • The guy tried to keep his balance but you gave him a swift kick in the stomach, knocking him to the floor -
  • You proceeded to punch and kick the guy, yelling to him how perfect Yoosung was and you would’ve beaten this guy to death if Yoosung hadn’t pulled you off of him
  • He dragged you out of the store and took you straight home to check to see if you were injured
  • When he made sure that you were unharmed, Yoosung hugged you tightly, in tears as he said that no one has ever stood up for him like that before and that he was so grateful to you
  • You hugged him back tightly and calmed him down, making a mental note to find out any other of his classmates who were bothering him and make them pay
  • “Thank you so much MC! But I’m going to get stronger too so that we can always protect each other!”

Zen

  • You and Zen decided to go out on a date to a local cafe
  • Zen wore sunglasses to try and conceal his identity since he truly just wanted to spend the day with only you
  • The sun was setting so it was getting tough for Zen to see with his sunglasses on so he took them off
  • The two of you were happily chatting at an outdoor table when a man comes up and scoffs in Zen’s direction
  • He started calling Zen an ugly, talent less actor who doesn’t deserve any of the limelight
  • Zen stood up to meet the man’s height, glaring at him but before Zen could respond, the man pushed Zen against a wall
  • Big mistake
  • You shot up from your seat and kicked the man’s shin
  • He yelled in pain but you didn’t stop there, you shoved the man into the wall, almost cracking his head open telling him that if he ever said anything rude about Zen again, you would split his skull open
  • Zen stood there, his eyes wide but a sense of pride filled within him
  • On the walk home, Zen asked where you learned self-defense like that and you explained that you use to take boxing classes
  • Zen sighed in relief, and gave you a quick kiss as he took your hand and led you back home
  • “I’m so relieved that you can take care of yourself if I’m not around MC. You’re like my own personal knight in shining armor!”

Jaehee

  • Jaehee had finally agreed to letting herself have a day off to spend time with you
  • The two of you decided to go to the mall to pick up some new clothing and just to generally relax
  • While at one of the clothing stores, you dragged Jaehee to the lingerie section, jokingly holding up garments to yourself making ridiculous ‘sexy’ poses
  • Jaehee laughed and held one up to herself, making you laugh
  • You and Jaehee didn’t notice the creeper guy walking past the two of you
  • He snickered and catcalled Jaehee, telling her that she should wear the piece of lingerie she was holding in front of her for him
  • Jaehee was about to give the perv a piece of her mind but you were quicker
  • You grabbed the man’s shoulders and kneed him in the crotch, making him howl in pain and fall to the floor
  • But you weren’t done yet, you grabbed the man’s head and started to repeatedly punch him, saying that if he ever dared to say anything like that to your girlfriend again, you would kill him
  • Some of the other people in the clothing store started to notice so Jaehee had to pry you off of the man and left the store
  • Jaehee kept telling you over and over again how dangerously you acted but at the end of her lecture, she hugged you and whispered a thank you
  • “No one has ever stood up for me like that before, thank you MC. Just please be more careful next time!”

Jumin

  • Going out on dates with Jumin were always be somewhat challenging
  • He always wanted to go to some extravagant venue with a ton of security guards but you finally convinced him to go on a normal date with you
  • You decided to take him for a causal stroll in the park, holding hands and Jumin attempting to make some jokes
  • You laughed at them, even though they weren’t very funny, and the date was a lot of fun until some man who looked shady came up to you and Jumin
  • The man grabbed Jumin’s collar, demanding that he give some money since he knew that Jumin was a snobby, spoiled rich man who didn’t deserve the money that he had
  • Jumin was about to call the security guards but you were too fast
  • You grabbed the man’s arm and shoulder threw him, kicking him in the face before he hit the ground
  • The man groaned in pain and tried to stand up but you took hold of his arm again and slammed him into a tree telling him how he could rot in hell since Jumin was an amazing person
  • Once the security guards came, Jumin had to use all of his strength to get you off of the man
  • You apologized to Jumin, telling him that you may have gone a little overboard since you learned it from when you took some intensive boxing lessons
  • But Jumin simply smiled and held onto your hand tightly as he thanked you for holding the man off until the security guards came
  • “That was quite impressive MC. You’re going to have to show me how to do that so I’ll be able to protect you myself.”

Seven

  • You and Seven were going out on a late night snack run since his supply of Honey Buddha Chips were running dangerously low
  • Anythime you spend with Seven is a fun time and tonight was no exception
  • Seven was sitting in the shopping cart yelling about how much he loved Honey Buddha Chips while you were running around the aisle pushing him
  • The two of you were kicked out of the store but it didn’t matter to either one of you so you both laughed as you exited the store
  • As the two of you were walking home, a tall man in a business suit looked Seven straight in the eyes saying “Saeyoung Choi. You’re coming with me.”
  • Seven had a look of utter fear in his eyes as he couldn’t move a muscle as he immediatly knew who the man was working for
  • The man roughly grabbed Seven’s arm and shoved him into a wall, effectively making his head start to bleed
  • No way anyone was going to hurt your man
  • You ripped Seven from the man’s grip and headbutted the man to the ground
  • The man tried to grab you but you were too fast and took his arm instead, twisting his bone and snapping it then punching the man in the head, making him unconscious
  • Seven finally got out of his daze and pulled you away from the man before you could do any further harm and ran back to the bunker
  • He pulled you inside and squeezed you with a hug, explaining that the man was one of his father’s men and that he was probably sent to either take him away or kill him
  • Seven thanked you over and over again, peppering you with kisses telling you how much he loved you and if it weren’t for you, he’d be dead
  • “I’m so sorry that I wasn’t the one to protect you MC. I’ll make sure that the two of us live a happy and safe life, no matter what.”

V

  • You and V always made time in your schedules to have a date night at least once a week
  • They were usually simply dates, but they were always fun since you got to spend time with V
  • The two of you were walking home from an art museum, a place where V wanted to take you for a while and finally had the chance
  • Neither one of you had realized how late it had become so you made sure to hold onto V’s hand tightly so he wouldn’t separate from you
  • The minute you looked away, a man from the museum, who hated V’s art and called him and his work trash, came up from behind V and took his walking stick and threw it across the sidewalk
  • V was about to calmly go retrieve his walking stick until you went in front of him and punched the man’s jaw as hard as you could
  • The man staggered back but you weren’t through with him yet, you kicked the man against a wall and punched him again in the stomach
  • When V grabbed his walking stick, he ran back over to you and got you off of the man before you killed him as he heard you yell to the man that if you ever messed with V again, you would put him in a hospital for the rest of his life
  • V, being the gentle soul that he is, wanted to call an ambulance for the man but you refused, saying that it was good enough that you only beat him up and not killed him
  • He was still incredibly thankful and held on closely to you for the rest of the walk home and cuddled with you hardcore that night
  • “You really are my guardian angel MC. Words cannot express my gratitude or how much I love you.”

Unknown

  • It was an extremely warm day so you and Saeran decided to go to the ice cream shop to try and cool down some
  • The way Saeran’s eyes lit up when he was choosing what flavor of ice cream he was going to get made your heart melt
  • When he finally chose his ice cream, the two of you went to a nearby bench to enjoy your treats and chat
  • Saeran was still uncomfortable with his body and always wore a long sleeve shirt or a hoodie to hide his scars
  • But it was becoming increasingly hot so you convinced Saeran to take off his hoodie or else he would get a heat stroke
  • He hesitantly took it off, instantly feeling cooler since he had a tank top on underneath and with your reassurance, he relaxed
  • That is until some douche bag passed the two of you, saying how creepy Saeran’s tattoo was and all of his faded scars were just for show
  • Saeran wanted to scream, cry, and kill the guy all at once but before he could do any of that, you bolted from your seat and punched the man’s jaw making him fall back
  • But you weren’t finished yet, you picked the man up only to kick him in his neck followed by his crotch, wanting him to feel as much pain as possible
  • Saeran didn’t want you to get hurt so he pulled you off of the man, mumbling that they should just go home since he didn’t want you becoming a murderer
  • On the way back home, you kept telling Saeran how much you loved him and how his scars didn’t define him, that he truly was a wonderful person
  • When the two of you got home, Saeran wrapped his arms around you, crying as he told you how he genuinely appreciated what you did for him and how much he loved you
  • “MC… I love you so much, thank you. I promise to protect you because you’re my everything and losing you would be like losing myself.”
Humans are weird- Building Big

Humans as a whole always want to have the biggest any thing so I think when we go into space our ships are going to way bigger than any other ship.               ———————————————————————————————————– When the humans said they were going to send us a dreadnought we were expecting a craft in the 800-1000 meter range not 100 kilometers. The humans said where are our dreadnoughts so we pointed at our comparatively microscopic ships and the humans said where are they so we pointed again and then they realized that we don’t build on the same scale. Also given how small humanities territory is having ships of this size should be impossible, but then again looking at the insanity of humans with their death world evolution and the ability to make stuff work when physics says it should not. The name they gave fit it at least. The called it the U.S.S Behemoth. 

Stats of the Behemoth class

Length: 100 Km

Width: 40 Km

Height: 5 Km

Armament: 30,000 laser batteries, 150,000 fighter craft, 25,000 troop drop ships, 3 Mega lasers

Defenses: shield strength 100,001,337, tharolian steel armor, anti personal  turrets in every other bulkhead

Movement: Ionic engines, class 5 hyper drive, class 23 backup hyper drive

Personnel: 1.3 million total

Power: 10 micro black holes

Stats of Standard Galactic Alliance Dreadnought

Length: 900 meters

Width: 400 meters

Height: 150 meters

Armament: 1,500 laser batteries, 500 fighter craft, 35 troop drop ships

Defenses: shield strength 5,000, titanium armor

Movement: Gravitc propulsion, class 3 hyper drive, class 10 back up hyper drive

Personnel: 5,600 total

Power: 4 Fusion Reactors

———————————————————————————————————– If anyone wants to use the Behemoth just tell me so i can see it

Can we just take a min to appreciate that the Adventure Zone is a podcast written and starring 3 straight Southern young men and their straight Southern father(not to imply all or even most southerners are homophobic bc obviously no, but im pretty sure you get the idea) and it has the best LGBT relations in something not centric on that that around? AND several nonbinary characters who are also treated with respect? And no one ever says anything or makes a big deal out of it. Just. Yeah, Carrey and Killian go to pottery nights together. Of course Taako gets a skirt as his summer outfit. No, they’re literally a bunch of clay in a suit of armor, why would they have a gender? So good. I wish everybody was like these guys.

We know Spartans can fall from space in nothing but their armor and be totally fine. Chief did it (several times), Noble 6 did it once.

We also know that you can stick a person, sans armor, in a metal eggshell and drop them from high orbit and they’ll be (probably) totally fine.

We also also know that MAC guns shoot really heavy metallic slugs that can punch holes in, say, the side of an enemy ship.

SO why not combine all three? Make some nicely armored bullet pods, stuff some Spartans in there, and just fling them at incredibly high speeds direcly into enemy ships/bases/whatever. 

Good plan, or great plan?

Crazy Cas isn’t really crazy?

I don’t know how well my thoughts will get across with this, but I feel like Demon Dean and Memory Loss Dean (do we even have a thing for that?) help explain some of “Crazy” Cas’ characteristics.

I know there’s been some talk about why Cas was so different from Sam when he took on his suffering (Sam mainly experienced hallucinations, Cas didn’t), but when I consider the aspects and arguments of Performing Dean and when that wall comes down, I want to say Cas wasn’t really crazy at all.

He was definitely affected by what he took on from Sam and I can’t say what exactly it was, but I feel like it did to him what being a demon and having no memory of himself did to Dean.

Why do these get so long? Under the cut: 

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