personal cow

Io: Go away, Zeus.

Zeus: Oh, honey, don’t be that way - oh shit, hide!

Io: I have absolutely no reason to hide from your wife -

[gets turned into a cow]

Hera: [immediately recognising her own damned priestess, transformed into a cow] oh, Zeus, honey. Did you bring me a cow? How lovely! I’ll take good care of it.

[leads cow away]

Io: Moo

Hera: You’re welcome, dear.


Why did this moment happen and why did i decide to gif it

Everytime I see someone say “I’ve been watching you guys since (something from long time ago), thanks for (memories and old stuff)” to anyone from CowChop, I feel like I don’t deserve to be a fan because I just found James and Aleks this year and I wasn’t there with all the old memories, sad or happy.

That not being there when James “retired” for awhile or seeing “Immortal” become Aleks with the face reveal makes me think that I’m not really part of this family, community or whatever.

I know CowChop still has a future, a time in the far future I can say “I was a fan since “educational STD penis vid” or “The CowChop House” and make people remember the good old times but right now I feel like I wasn’t there for a large part of these guys careers and I should just give up on being a fan because I can’t connect to James, Aleks and the guys like all of the really old fans.

  • Person A: *Drinking milk* "Do you think you have ever bought milk from the same cow twice?"
  • Person B: "What?! Why is that even something you're thinking about?"
  • Person A: "I dunno it's a good question though!"
  • Person B: *Gives up and walks away*