personal classical post

so..i was bored..and read My Immortal
heres some of my fave lines cause lets be honest, that shit is amazing

  • Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). (a classic)
  • “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?”
  • “What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!”
  • “Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped. (im gonna start to use crookshanks as a spell)
  • He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). (all bisezuals are in2 fashin n stuff)
  • Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1 (jfc)
  • “Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lumpkin shouted angrily. (lumpkin)
  • They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism. (they named a cult after a guy named Stan)
  • Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork.He was wearing a blak leather jackson (is leather jackson related to michael jackson?)
  • Oh my satan!
  • Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. (sexy dumblydore)
  • I laffed statistically.
  • “Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn.” Satan said. (show that line to someone who doesnt know my immortal)
  • “Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums” he said ponting to him. “Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring. (spartacus)
  • ”We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn’t there. Instead there
    was…………………………………………Cornelio Fuck!11111 (oh no!111 its Cornelio Fuck!!11)

also the tons of ways the author misspelled names

  • enoby, eboby, egogy, ebory, ibony
  • voldemint, volxenort
  • dumblydor, dumbledork, dumbledum, dumblydum, dUMBlydore, dumblehor
  • loopin, lumpkin
  • profesor McGoggle, preacher McGongel, profesor McGoogle
  • snake, snoop, snap, snipe
  • St Mango’s, St Manga’s

i love that duel links basically brings normal monster cards back to relevance ‘cause a lot of the early ones you can get are cards I used to use in my real decks when I played with friends in high school and we only had a bunch of shitty cards so that’s also very fun & cool

CALLING ALL CLASSIC ROCK LOVERS

Hey guys!! I need your help! 

 For those of you who don’t know me, I am an avid writer/reader and classic rock lover. I’m an English major with big hopes and dreams. The ultimate dream? 

 To own/run/write for my own classic rock magazine/blog. 

 As I’m nearing the end of the semester, I’m starting to think long and hard about what I want to do as far as schooling to help further myself both as a person and as a businesswoman. Personally, I think the majority of this dream becoming a reality isn’t going to come from a piece of paper telling me I made it through all these classes. I know what I’m capable of as a writer and I’m stoked to get started with this endeavor. 

That being said, I still have a lot to do. I need to start somewhere, need to start writing articles. I have some ideas about who to write about and what specifically about them (like Def Leppard, Duff McKagan, even Johnny Thunders). I’m beginning to put these into action now as my semester winds down. However, the more I think about what I myself want to write, the more I’m thinking, “What do other people want to read about? What do they want to know about? What artists and events surrounding those artists do they wanna hear about?” This is where I need you guys’ help! 

If you have a particular band you’d like to read more about, a particular event that your favorite bands attended that hasn’t been publicized so much recently or has been largely forgotten, etc, PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST WITH YOUR REQUESTS. 

 The main goal of this magazine is to be part of a generational movement to keep classic rock alive and young. While these events are in the past, some feeling so long ago, they are still very relevant in our lives today - these are the bands/genres that inspired the artists of today! They still impact us on a daily basis. I’m so curious as to what you all want to read. What do you look for in a good magazine/blog? 

 Thank you all so much in advance. Keep on rockin!    -Abbi

jiiminiebabo  asked:

yo it's @yuzuavenue and i have a question for you if you're still up to it. since it hasn't been announced what yuzuru will skate to, do you have anything you'd want him to skate to next season? especially since it's olympic season

I’ve had a few thoughts regarding next season’s music selections but for the most part just wishful thinking b/c predictions are too hard! Warhorses are always a go-to decision, keeping that in mind. So take these thoughts with a grain of salt (because I’m indulging in my own tastes) and give em a listen :)

Vivaldi’s “La Stravaganza” Concerto no.2 in E minor: mmmm I just like the dramatic atmosphere (it’d play very well with Yuzu’s ability for expression). Note the beginning, 4:00 mark, and 7:20ish to the end (my fave parts).

Gustav Holst’s “Jupiter”: it’s a melodic piece filled with grandeur and good memories learning how to play it a few years ago :)

Louis Prima’s “Sing Sing Sing” : More genre exploring! Yuzu has mentioned before that he wants to possibly revisit a jazz program because he liked skating to this song so much as a kid (it was an exhibition piece). 

Joe Hisaishi’s “Howl’s Moving Castle Theme”: honestly any of his compositions will do. They’re just enjoyable dammit. 

Journey’s “Faithfully”: I just like the idea of this being an exhibition program. It would be very beautiful I think. 

And just for Yuzu’s sake I hope he gets to fulfill his Koi Dance dreams one day. The poor guy knows all the choreo off ice already imagine what he could do on ice. 

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