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…I wonder if that was actually a good decision to make there, Kuroo

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can the obamas get a reality tv show? i want to see what they’re up to even after they leave the white house. how does malia like school? is sasha adjusting well to her new old life? how often do joe and barack hang out? how are bo and sunny doing? does michelle still look flawless even when she’s just wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt? these are things i need to know.

Two things. Ok, maybe three.

1. Some people need to realize that calling socially aware human beings “social justice warriors” IN NO WAY becomes an insult. Buddy, we LIKE the name because hell yeah, we’ll fight tooth and nail to ensure someone else’s life isn’t ruined by injustice or plain ignorance. My condolences to you for your inability to even wield sarcasm properly, much less my warrior’s sword.

2. I’m utterly perplexed by those who proudly claim to be “anti-sjw.” Are you saying you’re against those who passionately care about social justice…or are you just anti-humanity in general? It’s funny because you, in all your fiery anti-sjw glory, are still exercising rights and privileges that were probably secured by a real-life sjw. Ain’t life grand.

3. I have a Bo Burnham photoset floating around with quite a lot of notes. My caption was “How white male privilege works.” A significant number of blogs have gone on to remark on my staggering lack of comedic comprehension, my inherent sexism because I apparently think bad things don’t happen to men, etc.
A) I physically made the photoset myself which means I watched his show which means I probably understand comedy which means I might even be a Bo Burnham fan and simply added a caption to something he himself made obvious because ooooooh, he’s socially aware dontcha know.
B) Males (or white males) are absolutely not impervious to the offenses listed in the photoset. No one is claiming that. What I highlighted is that the white male enjoys the privilege of being least concerned about such things because in the history of the world, the white male has wreaked the most havoc and implemented arguably the most damaging institutions.
C) Sorry for making this post look like a physics exam.

I really like making my grimoire sacred. I like using a special pen I’ve blessed to write in it with the flower ink I made. I like burning incense while writing in it to get me in the mood and help me keep going. I like cleansing the cover of my grimoire with drops of rose water and leaving it by my window to be bathed in moonlight. Be good to your grimoire and it will serve you well.

THE SIGNS AS BO BURNHAM QUOTES
  • ARIES: 🎵Good girl in a straw hat with her arms out in a corn field
  • That's a scarecrow, sorry
  • Thought that was a human woman🎵
  • TAURUS: [through gritted teeth] straight white male
  • GEMINI: if you like smoking weed say hell yeah
  • CANCER: Guy fieri owns two functioning restaurants
  • LEO: 🎵 Art is a lie, nothing is real 🎵
  • VIRGO: The first song is called 'A world on fire' [minor chords] [hellish screaming]
  • LIBRA: but where are all the Sour Patch Parents
  • SCORPIO: I masturbate ‘cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to FUCK ME.
  • SAGITTARIUS: I stopped and I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?” So I didn’t exist.
  • CAPRICORN: Happy thanksgiving I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate
  • PISCES: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names
  • AQUARIUS: a half-good half-bad half-boy
🔮where my witches at🔮

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  • Ki-bo: Oh! A machine that serves food to humans, how lovely. Now my friend, would you mind handing over a snack or two so that I can give it to my creator?
  • Vending Machine:
  • Ki-bo: Oh, you must be a shy type of person.
  • Vending Machine:
  • Ki-bo: Hellooo?
  • Vending Machine:
  • Ki-bo: Did I say something wrong?
  • Vending Machine: (recorded voice) Please insert coin.
  • Ki-bo: Huh? So you demand money from a fellow robot? But I want to give it to a hum-
  • Vending Machine: Please insert coin.
  • Ki-bo: How dare you! You are serving humans, why would you demand payment?! You greedy machine!
  • Vending Machine:
  • Ki-bo: That's it. I've had enough of you! If you won't hand it over to me, I'll get it myself!
  • - later -
  • Iidabashi: So that's how your arm got stuck in the vending machine?
  • Ki-bo: But dad! He started the fight!