personal assistant

Explained: 0 divided by 0 meme
  • In late June 2015, news started to spread about a Siri Easter Egg.
  • When Siri, the digital personal assistant that is a part of Apple’s iOS, is asked what 0 divided by 0 is, Siri replies, “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.”
  • People have noted Siri’s response online, often along with their reactions.
  • A meme has emerged from this in which humorous posts about Siri’s answer to 0 divided by 0 are made. These posts may involve references to being ‘dragged’ by Siri. Another variety of this meme involves using Siri’s response as a stock phrase of sorts.
  • Click here to see examples of the 0 divided by 0 meme.

anonymous asked:

Would you ever consider working alongside other devs on a game, or are one-man projects your true calling?

Any of the reasons below could potentially motivate me to collaborate

I admire the developer
Not much is required of me
I owe someone a favor
The project interests me
I wanna get into the pants of someone involved
A friend has personally requested that I assist
I’m feeling random

anonymous asked:

Do you have Larry fic recs?

i only read larry (and the occasional zouis fic) so of course i have recs for you 

  • Let’s Fall in Love in a Place You Want to Stay - George of the Jungle AU ! So so good Harry is so cute in this. (!!)
  • Space Oddity - Louis and Harry are neighbours and Louis keeps getting Harry’s mail “by accident”. It’s by Velvet Oscar so of course it’s brilliant.
  • baby look what you’ve done to me - Louis moves into Harry’s old flat and receives mail meant for Harry, which mostly includes anal plugs and lingerie. 
  • Up To No Good - Harry’s still Harry, Louis is his personal assistant. 
  • Some Things Take Root - “Louis’ ex doesn’t get jealous of anyone besides Harry. Harry helps Louis use that to his advantage.” (!!)
  • If You Were Mine, I’d Have the World - SAINSBURY’S fic. Harry meets Louis, and his two kids, while grocery shopping. This one was so so cute. 
  • this relationship we’re staging - Louis and Harry are both actors, albeit from different circles, and they get cast on the same play. (!!) 
  • Wear It Like a Crown - Prince Harry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it’s by Zarah5 so :-)
  • Finding Our Way Back to the Flame -  “How do you un-learn these behaviours, he wonders? How do you remember that you can’t do any of this anymore, when this boy who was once yours is in front of you, and so little about him has changed?“ 
  • my heart, in deadly rhythm - SPIES! AU please please read this it’s so good and harry is So Hot in this honestly READ THIS
  • everything that shine ain’t always gonna be gold - Inception AU. Really really really REALLY good.
  • Bitter sweet and Strange - Beauty and the Beast AU, with a twist.  And The Dreams That You Wish - Cinderella AU - They’re both by Keep_Calm_And_Read_Fic and honestly read all of their fics because they are amazing. Like, should-be-made-into-movies amazing.
  • Core ‘ngrato -  “It’s been over a year since Louis broke up with Harry and Harry still believes in forever. And maybe the world does, too.” (rip me)
  • watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leatherharry is a masseuse. louis needs a massage.
  • An Eternal Enigma -  “Louis is a reluctant king with a head full of fairy tales, and Harry is an emotionally-challenged musical prodigy. Zayn is a hopelessly romantic painter, Liam is the castle’s resident ghost with sporadic amnesia, and Niall is the accidental head of the kingdom’s most prevalent spy ring.
  • Your Name is Tattooed on my Heart - “Louis is ready to find the love of his life, but first he has to stop falling for the punk rocker next door.
  • The Inside - Prison AU where Louis gets thrown in jail and Harry takes him under his wing.
  • finding you was hard (but loving you is easy) - *audience chants* vampire AU ! vampire AU !
  • Wanted Most - Louis is a renowned thief and Harry is the FBI agent trying (and failing) to catch him. So cute honestly and there’s a sequel so it doesn’t get much better than this.
  • Always Be a Good Boy (Don’t Ever Play with Guns) - Another prison AU ! There is no such thing as “too many prison aus” imo.
  • Landslide - Harry is an undercover agent and is sent on a mission to investigate Louis. Read the tags carefully before reading tho !
  • No One Does It Better - “Harry’s an alcoholic and Louis is a bartender. The first time they meet isn’t the first time they’ve met.” - DO NOT EVER READ THIS FI C !!!!!!!1 DO NOT !!!!!! READ THIS FIC DON’T DO THIS TO YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!11 i can’t think about it without tearing up rip but yes read it honestly we all love angst and i’m 100% sure this fic is the reason that word was invented in the first place 

anyway I have loads more but this is a decent sized fic rec i reckon? enjoy :-) !!! 

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Here is the make-up look I went with today. I tried for a natural look with not many products on my face. I have no idea how much was still on my face by the time I got there since I was sweating bullets on the tram because it was so hot on there. It’s already cooled down a little since I was out there. My shoe even melted to the pavement while I was waiting for the tram back (I brought my flats to slip on after the interview…).

I think it went well. It was a 2 part interview. One part was questions about my experience and education and the other was more personal about me and what my personality was. He said he will send me an overview of what we talked about and have me look over it and change what i think needs changing then he will send it off to his client.

The job is basically a personal assistant for a laid-back guy who needs a little help keeping his work together. I would also be helping the other managers if needed but mainly I will focus on this one manager. It sounds like a good fit for me but I am not going to get my hopes up… you never know what others think of you.

I tried to stay as honest as I could. I even told him about struggles I had in my teens which I don’t really talk about often. We joked and laughed, we also has some serious talk. I felt a connection and I hope he did too.

Please fire me. The power went out at work today, and my boss asked me if I could fix it. I thought he was joking—apparently he was serious. I’m a part-time secretary.  He’s a member of MENSA with a PhD.  

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I wish I were a part of Bigbang’s tour crew as a personal assistant so I could …

Gif 1: touch Daesung’s hair & face

Gif 2: feed Taeyang

Gif 3 : help G-dragon take his clothes off 

Gif 4: fix T.O.P ‘s hairstyle and wipe his sweat off

Gif 5: get my hands on Seungri’s cheeks

Where do I send my resume? the things this group makes me say XD

bloomberg.com
Obama Extends Minimum Wage to 2 Million Home Health Aides
wow. this is excellent. and huge credit should go to the thousands of domestic and home-health laborers who have been organizing for years in an effort to push the Obama administration in this direction.

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Overturning a decades-old exemption, the U.S. Department of Labor has extended minimum wage and overtime benefits to the mostly female and minority workforce of nearly 2 million home health-care workers.

The Fair Labor Standards Act will be extended to direct care workers, U.S. Secretary of Labor Thomas Perez said Tuesday on a conference call with reporters. Those affected by the rule will receive the same protections as people providing similar services in hospitals and nursing homes, effective Jan. 1, 2015.

“Home-care workers are no longer treated like teenage babysitters providing casual services under this rule,” Perez said. “A fair wage will further stabilize and professionalize this critical line of work.”

The move was opposed by the Washington-based U.S. Chamber of Commerce, which said it would make home-health care too expensive for some. The cost of the rule will average $6.8 million a year over a 10-year period, the department said. It was backed by a broad coalition of groups that advocate for low-wage workers, according to Sarah Leberstein, a staff attorney with National Employment Law Project in New York.

Congress extended benefits to domestic workers when it amended the Fair Labor Standards Act in 1974. The measure included a narrow exemption for babysitters and workers who provide “companionship” services that the Labor Department later interpreted to include direct-care workers, Leberstein said.

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For those wondering how those kittens from last year are doing, they’re doing pretty well! Unfortunately, we’ve been unable to place any of them, either because the potential adopter’s circumstances changed or because we couldn’t get the kittens as far as the would-be parents could travel.

Azog and Agent Carter have moved to Tim’s office, where they torment him daily with their cuteness. Ragnar and the newly-named Pearl, who is as tiny as Rags is huge, are staying at the house and joining the general kitty population here. Some have adjusted to THAT better than others.

Really though, Rags is huge.

Someone Like You- Chapter 1

TITLE: Someone Like You

CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE SHOT: 1

AUTHOR: Peach

WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Actor Tom

GENRE: Romance/ eventual smut ;)

FIC SUMMARY:
Ellie is Tom's live-in PA & best friend. She has also been in love with him for some time. But does Tom feel the same?

RATING: M 

Chapter 1

Ellie rolled over in her bed, pulling the quilt up to cover her head completely. What a sad picture, she thought to herself, as she tried to block out the sound of giggling that was coming from the next room. She pulled the pillow over her ear but to no avail, she could still hear the man of her dreams doing God knows what with another woman in the very next room. ‘Don’t be so stupid’ she thought to herself. ‘This was bound to happen sooner or later, you knew that right from the start’ but now it was happening, she found herself struggling to catch her breath as a tear rolled down her cheek.


Ellie had been Tom’s PA for nearly two years now, being with him twenty-four-seven and catering to his every need; if he wanted spaghetti at 3 in the morning, if he wanted some of that special water he loved from the Co-op, or if he just needed somebody to talk to at the end of a long day, Ellie was always there. Granted, that’s what he paid her to do, but she never took any holidays, she never had any time for friends, and when he’d insisted that she moved in with him to make things easier she never made a fuss, partly because she took her career very seriously and would do anything to make her boss happy, but partly because, deep down, she was a little bit in love with him. But now, as she listened to him in his bedroom with another woman, she was deeply regretting that decision.

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Someone Like You- Chapter 2


On the drive home, Ellie turned up her music and sang along happily. Tom had been talking about her all this time, so much so that Emma was under the impression they were together. Oh how she’d love to be ‘together’. There had been so many times, when she thought something was growing between them, but neither of them had just been brave enough to make the first move.
She thought back to some awards ceremony they’d been to last month. Tom had asked her to be his date. Sometimes he took his sisters, sometimes he took friends, and Ellie always went along but had never actually been his date; she’d always been there to work.

It began when they’d been at home one evening. Tom was flopped out on the sofa after a hard day’s work, eating some chips they’d picked up on the way home. Ellie perched herself on the arm of the sofa.
“So, we need to sort you out a date for the awards” Ellie said. “It’s only next week.”

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