person: jaybird

  • someone: you can tell a lot about someone from their favorite fictional characters!
  • me, nervously shoving all of my sarcastic trashbag characters with daddy issues and poor decision-making skills out of sight: um
Jason todd secretly having a crush on you
  • He’s probably blatantly flirting with you but you can’t tell if he’s serious about it at all
  • He at first convinces himself he’s just having some fun and the flirting isn’t genuine, until you don’t pay as much attention to it anymore. That’s when he notices that bothers him a bit too much for it all to still be platonic banter
  • 80% of the time speaks to you the same way he would if you were actually dating him
  • Includes that he refers to you as ‘babe’ already, when asked about it tells you you need to get used to the nickname sometime considering it’s inevitable you’re gonna fall for his charms
  • Innuendoes. Lots of ‘em.
  • Subtle physical contact, he tries to touch your hand, stands a little too close if you let him, holds you from time to time when he feels like you could use a hug but eventually also just whenever he sees you,…
  • And he gives the best hugs you’ve ever had. 
  • Chases away any guy who even just looks at you the wrong way simply with a glare.
  • Introducing you to the batfam, especially to Alfred - who knows he’s interested before you do but won’t tell  - 
  • Ditching people a little  far too willingly when you even just hint at wanting him around. You get lost somewhere? No problem, he’ll be right there, and doesn’t give a damn about walking out on whoever he was originally talking to. (”What is it this time? Some newbie villain in dire need of a life-threatning situation?” Jason puts on his jacket as he takes off while saying “She needs me.” “Some damsel.” “I wouldn’t be interested if she was.”)
  • Compliments you on the regular

anonymous asked:

So my sister has this book called "Go The Fuck To Sleep" that's meant for children too young to repeat the words. Any headcanons about this book + Sleep deprived Timbo + Jason? Bc I can imagine Jason throwing the book at Tim's head before leaving the room at like, 4am or something

-Jason would just be like “Listen fucko time to go to sleep before I knock you out” and Tim would look at him with what could only be described as a dead face because he’s been up for like four days
-Jason physically carrying Tim in a fireman’s carry up to Tim’s room because Tim refused to move
-“Okay story time you little shit, since you refuse to go to sleep” “Jason I’m responsible” “If you say so bud”
-“This is definitely not for children.” “Of course it is. It has pictures.”