person: can't shut up

Applying acephobia to other situations
  • Me: I'm short
  • Person: Oh don't worry, you're just a late bloomer
  • Me: Nah, I'm still short
  • Person: Don't make assumptions! You'll find the right shoes someday
  • Me: Shoes won't change the fact that I'm short
  • Person: Ugh, just shut up already. You have legs, so you can't be short!
  • Me: 🔪

sometimes I think about that pidge has cried in 3 episodes, like cried with actual visible tears. She’s actually cried more than anyone I think and that’s super interesting to me because we all think of her as a super tough cookie but she’s soft.

anyway y’all are wrong because bucky’s favorite foods are obv steve’s cock and sam’s ass

queenquesaadilla  asked:

I need some advice... This year and last year I made so many friends just to find out about over 2 thirds of them are fake friends. I honestly don't know who I can trust anymore. So many people have left me for better people, talked about me behind my back or only talk to me when they're bored and desperate. And the friends I do have now I'm scared they won't stick around to long either. And it makes me wonder if it's my personality that everyone hates being around? What should I do ~niyah💕

((Hey, @queenquesaadilla! It’s Bodie. Sorry it’s taken me so long to get to this!

First of all, it’s not your personality, I promise. Even though it might not seem that way, what you’re describing is a pretty common experience. In this world, you’ll meet some wonderful people who you click with instantly, who treat you well, who stay your friend for years and years. And when you meet those people, it’s wonderful. On the other hand, everyone makes friendship over the course of their lives that just don’t work out. 

When it comes to people leaving you, it’s not necessarily a reflection on you at all, and the people they’re friends with now certainly aren’t “better.” The hard truth about friendships is that sometimes they just… don’t work out. You can be a wonderful person, the person you’re friends with can be a wonderful person, and for some reason it just isn’t working for them – maybe they found someone with an interest they really really want to talk about, or someone whose schedule works better with theirs, or maybe they’re just an asshole. I promise you it doesn’t mean you’re “bad.” It can be really, really hard when that happens, but not all of your friendships are going to be that way.

When it comes to people only talking to you when they’re “bored and desperate,” it’s possible that these people are very busy, or have some kind of social anxiety that prevents them from reaching out to you very often. It’s also possible there’s some combination of things going on. I have a very good friend who responds to me fairly infrequently, and for a while I really thought he didn’t like me and was only hanging out with me because he pitied me. Once I got to know him better, I realized he does like me, but he’s a. very introverted, so he can’t handle as much social interaction as I can without getting overwhelmed, and b. a perfectionist, so he spends more time on his schoolwork than I do and has less time to hang out. I would say if a friend isn’t meeting your emotional needs, the best thing to do would be to try to reach out to them yourself as much as possible (there’s no shame in starting a conversation!) and maybe talk to them about it? Say you really like them and would like to talk to them more! They’ll likely be flattered. It can’t hurt.

As for people talking about you behind your back, well, another hard truth is that some people are just assholes. You’re gonna meet some assholes in your life, and they’re gonna treat you badly, and that’s their problem, not yours. You don’t deserve people talking shit about you, and I’m sorry you had to deal with that. If someone really isn’t treating you well, you have every right to cut off a friendship for your own emotional safety.

I know a lot of this is easier said than done. I know it can be painful when friendships fade, but I want to assure you that it’s also normal. There’s nothing wrong with you, and past events are not an indicator of future successes! You will find other friends who you get along with really well, and it’s going to be wonderful.))

i’m watching one of the apple store nct performance fancams and cracking up because the apple employees are like shoved in a corner with their hands together in front of them liek “hwat the fuck” “did he say if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands yo?”

My dude is trying to find a new pet name for me and so he tries out a new random one every couple of days...

Today it was “celery seed.” He honest to god just sent me a text that said “Sure thing, celery seed.” I… I don’t even know how to respond anymore.

Imagine your OTP # 2
  • Person A: Can I borrow your phone for a second? I'm gonna watch our dance practice video.
  • Person B: Well, where's your phone then? *gives his phone anyway*
  • Person A: It's nowhere to be found at the moment.
  • *after a few minutes*
  • Person B: Shit. I forgot to delete my-- fuck. (his nudes (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) HAHAHAH) *rushes towards person A's room*
  • Person A: *caught fapping*
  • Person B: OH MY GOD YOU CAN LOCK THE DOOR YOU KNOW
  • Person A: WELL YOU CAN LEARN TO KNOCK
  • Person B: THAT'S NOT THE POINT AT HAND (get it??? the point at hand??? AT. HAND.) *gasps as he realizes that person A is fapping to his nudes*
  • Person A: Can't help it you're hot as fuck. *smirks*
  • Person B: Oh shut up! *snatches phone and leaves the room*
  • Narrator: And the start of vexing and frustrating sexual tensions between the two started at that exact moment.

some fool: all modern pop music is horrible

me: (angrily gestures towards Sia, Rihanna, Ellie Goulding, Hayley Kiyoko, and Carly Rae Jepsen)

  • Bangtan: *goes all angsty and kills off half the cast or maybe not??? and puts everyone in frenzy and pushes them to come up with theories*
  • while me: okay but did you see how beautiful jin was and how much emotion and vulnerability there was in his voice while he was narrating and did you see how there was a change in emotion the first fraction of second 7 of his first scene which was totally an oscar worthy performance and im gonna call the academy....