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Types of NHL Captains

Dad Captains

  • Alex Ovechkin
  • Zdeno Chara
  • Nick Foligno
  • Mikko Koivu
  • Derek MacKenzie
  • Henrik Sedin
  • Blake Wheeler
  • Henrik Zetterberg

Best Friend Captains

  • Claude Giroux
  • Max Pacioretty
  • Joe Pavelski
  • Steven Stamkos
  • Jordan Staal & Justin Faulk

“Give Me the D(efensemen)” Captains

  • Mark Giordano
  • Andy Greene
  • Erik Karlsson
  • Ryan McDonagh
  • Alex Pietrangelo

Plain white boy Captains, some ugly and pasty, some okay (figure that out for yourself)

  • Jamie Benn
  • Sidney Crosby
  • Ryan Getzlaf
  • Connor McDavid
  • John Tavares
  • Jonathan Toews

Beautiful Captains

  • Roman Josi
  • Gabriel Landeskog

“Dear God Give Him a Nap” Captain

  • Anze Kopitar
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