otp prompt #24

Person A: im back home! *hears running in the 90′s and a bottle of alcohol on the countertop along with a giggling person c*

Person A: oh no

Person B: *blasts by in a christmas tree suit honking multiple rubber ducks at super speed* hey there pardner! there was this cool 79% off deal for a zebra off amazon so i couldn’t just sit *hiccups* there! and als-

Person A: you diD WHAT-

I’ve found that the best way to write a death scene is to make it saddest when it shouldn’t be. The funeral is rushed, the realization of death isn’t spent too much time on, and the characters mourning is more of a blank space filled with hums and a need for endless nothings.

But then Person A finally gets to be alone and gets to their room and looks at the bed and realizes that it’s suddenly a lot bigger. And they’re too short to reach the blinds to close them, and that was always Person B’s job. And they’ll never fold clothes for someone else again, never need to ask someone to turn off the light, never try to stop them from snoring. And then moving away from it all, trying to forget, holding back tears in the kitchen cradling a cup of tea they realize that Person B will never drink tea with them again. And they’ll never help them reach their mug. And when they drop it to the floor, shattering it into millions of helpless individuals there is no one there to tell them not to move, not to step on the glass, not to cut themselves. That the mug has no worth because it’s worth was in the adventures of cleaning up the pieces and remembering it as it was. 

There is no one to stop them from hurting. And there is no one to drink tea.

Tragedy comes in the little things. I just wanted to remind you of that.

  • Person A: Person B, what's your last name?
  • Person B: Um......? It hasn't changed since we met...
  • Person A, getting down on one knee: Maybe it's time it does.
  • Person A: What did one ocean say to the other?
  • Person B: Sea you later?
  • Person A: Nothing, they just waved.
  • Person B: Seriously?
  • Person A: Yes. What did one sidewalk say to the other?
  • Person B: I don't know, what?
  • Person A: Nothing, they just paved.
  • Person B: Nice.
  • Person A: Thanks, Person B. What did one dance party say to the other?
  • Person B: Get on with it already.
  • Person A: Nothing, they just raved.
  • Person A: What did one bank account say to the other?
  • Person B: *Sighs* What?
  • Person A: Nothing, they just saved.
  • Person A: What did one liar say to the other?
  • Person B: You're getting pretty creative.
  • Person A: Nothing, they just caved.
  • Person A: What did one of your eyebrows say to the other?
  • Person B: I don't know, um... I'm actually confused. What?
  • Person A: Nothing, because they don't exist.
  • Person B: *Incredulous* HOW VERY DARE YOU I APPLAUD YOUR CREATIVITY BUT STOP COMING UP WITH WAYS TO INSULT MY EYEBROWS
Domestic OTP story starters:
  • 1. "It's a pillow fort made out of blankets."
  • 2. "Tampons? You want me to buy tampons?"
  • 3. "Cough into your elbow like a civilized human being."
  • 4. *sleepy snuggles when neither one wants to get out of bed in the morning*
  • 5. "It's not burnt. It's slightly toasted."
  • 6. "Get out before I suffocate you with hairspray."
  • 7. "Your dad doesn't like me, and he owns guns..."
  • 8. "Get over yourself. It's connect-four."
  • 9. "What do you mean you cut yourself doing dishes? You never do the dishes?"
  • 10. "I don't care if I'm allergic, I bought him and we're keeping him."
  • 11. "Frozen pizza...why don't you just give me dog food?"
  • 12. "FIX THE INTERNET BEFORE I SMASH THIS COMPUTER"
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Please watch this video of Deedee and Michaela roleplaying as Pearl and Amethyst it changed my life

OTP Dialogue Prompt
  • Person A: *leans over, suggestive tone* Hi *eyebrow waggle*
  • Person B: Uh… hi…? *leans away*
  • Person A: Come here often, handsome?
  • Person B: *searches for getaway* Uh…
  • Person C: Guys, we all know you are dating, quit it
  • A & B in sync: We aren't dating
  • Person C: *doubtful look*
  • A & B: Are you dense?
  • Person B: As if they'd ever ask me out for real!
  • Person A: *dumbstruck* Actually… I would…

honestly T'Challa saying “I never freeze.” then doing so ten seconds later is the equivalent of “when your friends says your crush is coming so act normal but then you end up doing something stupid”