person of interest

me : *is the first one to finish the reading of a paper in class *

teacher : Have you finish yet ?

me : yep

teacher : Wow, you’re a quick reader !

me : I read a lot.

teacher : Really, that’s great. What do you read ?

me : *think about all the 60k (and more) fics I’ve been reading since the last few years*… Harry… Potter…

teacher : *confused* the last one was published about 10 years ago…

me : I read it…again… a lot ? 

4

team machine, starring: 

  • john ‘i shot someone because it was hot out’ reese
  • harold ‘why do the trained assassins i hired keep shooting people i don’t get it’ finch
  • root ‘how do i make this situation seem inappropriate’ root
  • sameen ‘haha john is getting yelled at what a loser’ shaw

also starring team stuck-putting-up-with-those-losers, featuring:

  • joss ‘how am i the only adult here’ carter
  • lionel ‘i have no clue what’s going on but tbf that’s because no one ever tells me anything’ fusco

with special appearances by team wtf-is-wrong-with-humans, including:

  • the machine ‘i don’t know what root wants with 100tbs of footage of shaw and i don’t want to know’ thornhill
  • bear ‘woof’ dog
Just queer ship things

- queer until proven not queer and even then can be queer

- protect the lesbians

- watching our favorite characters die

- getting canceled

- only 1 or 2 gays per show

- about 30 seconds of screen time per episode

- we fight for our ships cause no one else will

- taking care of each other

- the rest of the fandom hating us for being queer