perpetuallycaffeinated

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Spacedogs AU

When Nigel is summoned he expects to be used in war, battles drowning in the ear splitting screams of men, blood drenched ground, and air filled with terror and anger. His power used for the only purpose he’s ever known – to kill.

He’s surprised to instead be called into a small apartment in Brooklyn to Adam, a master who is pure and moral, who doesn’t want him to kill or maim or pillage. 

Adam wants a friend. And Nigel, tied to him by blood, finds himself growing more attached and fond of this odd and sweet human than he’d ever thought possible.


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Feeling truly alone in the world, Adam summons Nigel, the demon of devotion.

perpetuallycaffeinated  asked:

You know what I resent? THAT LITTLE HYPHEN. IT COCKBLOCKS ME FROM READING YOUR FIC RECS ON MY PHONE.

I RESENT YOUR FACE INSTEAD. 

HERE, READ THESE: 

  • Team Building Activities -  Fury’s a beautiful princess. Clint’s plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey’s not sexy. Wall-E’s not a documentary. Clint’s not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.
  • Concentration, Conviction - Steve explores the unique relationship issues that arise when your boyfriend has a supercomputer in his brain.
  • When I Think (Oh, it Terrifies Me) - Look, some mornings you wake up and little green men are invading New York City; some mornings you wake up and you can hear Captain America’s voice in your head. Tony has been an Avenger long enough that he saves his freakout for important things.
  • Torque and Friction - The armor is his religion. And, c'mon, does anyone really expect that Tony Stark wouldn’t want to have sex with his religion? He’s just never found anybody before who could handle it.
  • A Higher Form of War - The first thing that occurs to Tony is that the deflector shields are down. The ship is motionless, a sitting duck—a flying duck, as it were.
  • Shiny Leather in the Dark -  Steve in uniform. Tony in thrall. Plot entirely absent. 
  • Ultraviolet - Steve is under his skin. 
  • The Billionaire Hooker’s Deceived Artist -  During Tony’s senior year at MIT, his partying habit finally hit the edge of his parents’ patience. When Howard and Maria cut him off from his usual sources of money, he decides to turn to less conventional ones.       
  • I Don’t Want You (To Smile To Anybody) - Tony Stark doesn’t do commitment. So Steve finds it weird – but not impossible – to deal with Tony suddenly bringing home dates that look like him. 
  • Homefront -  Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He’s also teetering on the edge of suicide.
  • Some Things Shouldn’t Be a Chore - Steve takes things like personal responsibility and respect seriously. Tony’s got people he pays to take care of that kind of thing, and anyway, he’s pretty sure that he’s going to die of some exotic disease in his workshop, because Dummy’s still a little spotty about what is ‘clean’ enough to put on an open wound. The rest of the Avengers are in this for personal gain, except for Clint, he just enjoys being a dick. And some things shouldn’t be a chore.   
What I’m Writing

tagged by @crossroadscastiel (thank you for tagging me ^^!!)

Do Dis: List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on. This can be writing, art, vids, gifsets, whatever.

  • Chapter 3 of Blue Balls which involves Will being a dick (but also with ~feelings~) and Hannibal having to get literally down and dirty. (It’s ridiculous and I’m just gonna go with it, why not)
  • A Post-S3 AU where Hannibal hunts Will down to fuck him (It’s a lot more romantic in the story, trust me)
  • An AU with older!Will and younger!Hannibal (I made an edit of this one a LONG time ago, but I’m just now starting to write the first bit of it.)
  • A Basic Chickens story with Adam trying to hang on to his sanity on a farm (don’t want to be too specific here for reasons)
  • A dark(-ish?) Gravebone story that is just filth and involves a gay club in the 20s (and I keep adding to it so it’s taking longer than it should, but it should be the first one done on this list)
  • A very fluffy Gravebone story involving baking, Graves trying to be a person, and Credence being pure and good and who we should all strive to be (and once again, I keep adding things to it)
  • Another Gravebone story where its a modern cop AU and Graves is Not Good and Credence is super into his Bad Daddy (this is still just a baby fic tho)
  • There are a lot more, but they are in a state of hibernation as I try to think of ways to fix/finish them.

tagging: @perpetuallycaffeinated @emungere @hotsauce418 @pangaeastarseed @moku-youbi @slashyrogue @unicornmagic @fragile-teacup @damnslippyplanet

Five Last Lines

Tagged by *~*~~**~ @unicornmagic​ ~*~*~**

Cite the final line of five of your fics – your favorites, or the most recent ones. Tag five writers who should do this next.

After some poking around I’ve realized a lot of my fic end with ‘snappy’ dialogue. 

I tried to pick lines from different fandom fics for the most part >>;;

1. A Bit of Holly in Our Shared Palace (Hannibal: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter)

“God,” Will covered his face with his hands. “Please stop talking, Hannibal.”

2. Poker (Hannibal: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter)

“Soon,” was all Hannibal could say and Will accepted his answer for the moment. Hannibal’s chest tightened, knowing that acceptance would not last for much longer.

3. A Mutual Agreement (FBAWTFT: Credence Barebone/Percival Graves)

Credence breathed shakily, digging his hands into Graves’ shirt.

4. Basic Chickens (Hannigram AU: Elias/Adam Towers)

Adam stared at the ceiling and at the array of grey curls of Elias’ hair. He pulled at one and watched it spring back. He didn’t know what the hell he was going to do, but first he would need a minute to catch his breath.

5. Kingsman: The Misadventures Edition (Kingsman: Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin)

“Shut up, Eggsy.” Harry sighed and kissed him again.

tagging: @crossroadscastiel @perpetuallycaffeinated @emungere @vulcanplomeeksoup @gothyringwald @fragile-teacup @em-c-writes and whoever sees this and goes ‘I wanna do this’

For @perpetuallycaffeinated who came up with the brilliant idea of “DEMON!NIGEL, HAVING GONE TO HELL AFTER HE WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD, SUMMONED BY A DESPERATE ADAM RAKI WHO MOVED BACK TO NEW YORK”

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“I could kill them.” Nigel said. He snapped his fingers. “Just like that. Gone. Snap their shitty little human necks.”

“They don’t deserve to die because I lost my job.”

“They made you sad. I think it’s a fair fucking price if you ask me.”

“Well, I didn’t ask you.” Adam shifted his box. All his projects he’d started at the company. It was odd to see so many hours of his life fitting neatly inside a cardboard box.

“Why the fuck did you summon me, anyways? This is a perfect opportunity to show you my power and you got me on a damn leash like some sort of fucking dog, Adam.”

“The spell said ‘eternal devotion’. The reasons behind my actions seem fairly self explanatory.” Adam looked to Nigel from the corner of his eye, watching how Nigel managed to take a left turn in the busy road without even looking.

“Fucking here for cuddling when I could be ripping those bastards throats out.” Nigel growled, the sound reminded Adam of something bestial. His teeth were even bared. “What the fuck are you smiling about? You were a mess ten seconds ago.”

“I like that you’re angry for me.”

“You like me being pissed?” Nigel laughed, a loud bark that had him hitting the steering wheel twice. “Fucking strange you are, darling. And this is coming from someone who’s been to Hell.”

Adam shrugged, hugged his box closer to his chest. He wanted to ask about Hell, but Nigel seemed adamant to not answer a single one of his questions.

“No one’s ever been angry for me before. Only Harlan. And my dad.”

Nigel sighed. He lit a cigarette, letting go of the steering wheel entirely. The car took the next turn all on its own.

“Humans are fucking morons, Adam.” He blew out a perfect smoke ring. Adam rolled his window down. “You’re too good for them. They’re just too stupid to see you.”

“Intelligence doesn’t effect eyesight, Nigel.”

“Don’t be a smart ass.”

Adam smiled.

Take five minutes and five minutes only to write a drabble. No re-reading or editing.

tagged by @iamnotswarley (this time I’ll try to get it as close to five minutes as possible)

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There was a day when Hannibal would kill cleanly, not a speck of blood on his clothes or bare hands or face. But this was before the time where Will would kill beside him just as easily as he would sleep beside Hannibal in bed. 

Reluctant at first, but soon would become enthusiastic.

Now, Hannibal’s kills tended to be messy. Blood would be smeared and dripping, in lines parallel to veins and splatters reminiscent to the spontaneity of art. It was different from how he used to kill, but in it’s own way, it was just as stunning to see the essence of life smudged into his skin and to see the black of Will’s eyes. The sweat of his nape. The red that claimed them both.

In the moment, there was no greater feeling than standing besides Will in victory. Breathing his air. Feeling his heart beat alongside his own.

Hours later, the bestial nature of their kill would fade to the quiet calm of Will’s fingers threading through his hair. Lying stretched out in the tub, water coming up to his navel, the shower having washed all the red from him except for the stubborn blood in his hair, Hannibal closed his eyes and let the feeling of Will gently pulling at his hair overwhelm him.

“I should cut it,” Hannibal said. His hair was long, well passed his shoulders. Will’s fingers twitched, jerking hard only once. Accidental and telling. Hannibal tried not to grin.

“No,” Will rubbed at his scalp and with both hands ran the length of his hair in one swoop. “I like it long.”

“Not even a trim? An inch or two shorter?”

Then a sharp tug that exposed Hannibal’s throat. Will glared down at him, “No, Hannibal.”

“As you wish,” Hannibal smiled, teeth bared and sharp. Will kissed him.

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tagging @perpetuallycaffeinated @crossroadscastiel @celestialparadigm @moku-youbi @xzombiexkittenx and anyone who would like to do it!

perpetuallycaffeinated  asked:

I'm torn between screaming endlessly about Will being vicious and protecting Hannibal from Jack, and laughing at how "oh dear oh no" awkwardly flustered Hannibal looks on the other side of the table....

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IKR?? oh that hannibal… he looks like such a silly flustered murdergoose!

And yet I am such hannigram shipping trash that if this is real -

(and not just some Memory-Palace fantasy of Jack’s - since he’s at the head of the table - maybe his subconscious warning him that Will will not have his back in the event of another showdown with Hannibal?

I just want to see the dreamy look Hannibal might give Will when he thinks about Will saving his life again…

perpetuallycaffeinated  asked:

WHAT. ///WHAT/// IS PRISON!AMERICA A FUCKING CANON THING NOW!? *TAKES BY SHOULDERS AND SHAKES AND HISSES* ///PRISON AU WITH ALFRED AND IVAN BEING A LEGIT COUPLE THAT RUNS THE ENTIRE POPULACE. W IVAN ALL OUT AND OUT SCARY, BUT ALFRED SUSPICIOUSLY FRIENDLY UNTIL YOU FIND SOMEONE WHO CROSSES HIM CRUSHED TO DEATH UNDERNEATH WEIGHT ROOM BARBELLS///

It is indeed a canon thing my friend *u* And it seems like Pixiv is already having a field day with it!

AND HOLY SHIT YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME ;_; I NEED THIS SO BADLY NOW. I really wonder if Hima’s going to draw Ivan too, and what kind of costume he will give him!