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Read This Series

Okay, you know what amazing series hasn’t gotten enough love?

This one:

(And approximately a million others but that’s not the point.)

“The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel”

You know what this story has?

FUCKING EVERYTHING.

It starts out as the story of Sophie and Josh Newman and then it becomes SO MUCH MORE.

You like stories about twins? IT’S GOT THAT.

You like magic? YOU WILL HAVE MAGIC COMING OUT OF YOUR EARS THERE’S SO MUCH.

You like action? BUCKLE UP BECAUSE DAMN DOES IT HAVE THAT.

You like stories that take place all over the world? HOLD ON TO YOUR FUCKING PASSPORT. 

You like mythology? … IT’S GOT PEOPLE FROM PANTHEONS YOU’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF.

You like alternate universes and timelines? WE’RE TALKING HOMESTUCK LEVELS OF THAT SHIT.

Strong female leads? THEY’RE SO STRONG THEY WILL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT AND THEN THEIR ARMIES WILL MARCH OVER YOUR GRAVE.  

Interesting male leads? YOU BETCHA. EVEN THE ONES YOU HATE YOU’LL LOVE.

Complicated villains? YOU’LL HAVE THE WORST HEADACHE OF YOUR LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THEIR MOTIVES. AND THERE’S NEW ONES IN EVERY BOOK.

Mass destruction? YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET.

Characters of many different ethnic backgrounds? HOLY SHIT YEAH.

Sarcasm? WHOLE CHASMS OF SAR. 

Magical hijinks? ALL THE HIJINKS. ALL OF THEM. 

Apocalypse? DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?

Famous people from history who turn out to be semi-immortal magic users? 

HERE’S A LIST OF A FEW MAIN ONES:

Joan of Arc

Machiavelli

Scathach (She’s like the Flamel’s adopted daughter despite being thousands of years older.) 

Dr. John Dee

Bastet

Prometheus

Shakespeare 

Billy the Kid (Machiavelli ends up being like his disapproving father figure and if you don’t think that’s hilarious don’t talk to me.)

Mars

Giant spider lady whose name escapes me (EDIT: Her name is Areop-Enap)

Pernell and Nicholas Flamel

Monkeys?! … I THINK A FEW YEAH. THERE’S SOME GIANT BOAR/SNAKE/WOLF THING/DEMON/LIZARD CREATURE HYBRID FOR SURE.

AND A KRAKEN. CAN’T FORGET THAT.

Basically, go to your local library, bookstore, online provider, sacrificial cavern, etc. and GET THESE BOOKS.   

Thank you and good day.

P.K. Subban - Meet the Parents

Originally posted by werenskiz

Request: “  Can you please write a pk subban? Something cute please or what ever you feel like lol thank you “

Hopefully you enjoy this? Also I’m sure his name is abbreviated to “P.K.” With the periods, but due to wanting to cut out choppiness, I left out the periods. If this annoys anyone, please tell me so I can change it!

Warnings: None!

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