periodic table puns

chemistry worksheet today

-Iron $100 a week at my job.

-After dark, the enemy would stage a radon the encampment.

-The resort manager said, “Arsenic view is magnificent.”

-These pencils sulfur 10 cents a piece.

-If you throw a stone in the water, it will zinc.

-“What should we do with the treasure chests?” “Barium.”

-There used to be several papers on the desk, but now I see xenon.

-The number after nine is tin.

-I feel sad in the fall when all the flowers argon.

-After I bumped my neon the car door, I could barely walk.

-“You’ll never catch me alive, copper!” shouted the gangster.

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