period-probz

Thoughts during PMS
  • Me: I'm SO hot
  • Me: I'm FREEZING
  • Me: My boobs hurt so bad right
  • Me: I just want to cuddle right now
  • Me: the neXT PERSON WHO TOUCHS ME DIES
  • Me: I want something sweet
  • Me: GOD WHY DONT WE HAVE ANYTHING SALTY
  • Me: HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY
  • Me: *cries uncontrollably for hours*
  • Me: Oh wow I feel so skinny today!!
  • Me: Well, looks like I need to hit the gym
  • Me: WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY ZITS
  • Me: What's with that random pain in my leg
  • Me: Why does my back hurt so much
  • Me: Everyone is telling me I'm acting crazy like I don't see what's different
  • Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
  • Me:
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  • Me: *checks period tracker*
  • Me: Oh right it's just my period
Period thoughts
  • Me: EWWW this is disgusting
  • Me: NOBODY LOVES ME
  • Me: Fuck all of you I'm fab.
  • Me: IM SO FAT
  • Me: IM SO HUNGRY RN
  • Me: get that away from me I'm going to vomit.
  • Me: CHOCOLATE
  • Me: EWW boys are disgusting
  • Me: GORGEOUS COME MAKE OUT WITH ME
  • Me: TOUCH MY BUTT
  • Me: ew get away from me
  • Me: ugh everyone just leave me alone
  • Me: misterrrrr pleaseeeee come cuddle me.
Me when I get my period
  • Me: why does my stomach hurt
  • Me: did I eat milk today? (i'm lactose intolerant)
  • Me: am I hung over
  • Me: *eats three sandwiches*
  • Me: why am I still hungry
  • Me: why don't I have chocolate cake
  • Me: I want a cheese burger
  • Me: *goes to the bathroom*
  • Me: oh

I would say i need a boyfriend but i really dont… i want one which is different from needing cx

Take a moment to realize that if you arent on your period right now you are one lucky mo'fo -.\