Here’s more pirate AU stuff for you! I’ve been working on quite a few of these while taking a class over the past week, so some of them are a product of boredom. Help me. :D Also maaaay actually turn this into a full story? Because I love writing pirate-centric stuff and need more practice writing a lot of these characters. Also sudden fierce desire to draw a sea monster because sea monsters are great tbh. I feel like this list isn’t quite complete and want to add more, but I desperately need tea for my sore throat right now.
The Clan of Noah -Somehow figured out how to control sea monsters (in lieu of akuma) -No one knows how they do it, but they do -Only the thirteen main members of the crew can do it, though -Tryde is the quartermaster (quartermaster’s job is to distribute everything evenly, including punishment, and settle any disputes among the crew) -Bear in mind that pirate crews were actually very democratic. Most things come down to a vote, so it’s all a joint decision. YAY FOR FAMILY
Black Order -A regular officer of the Black Order can board any naval ship without warning as long as they are dressed in proper uniform -The higher-ranking officers can pretty much board whatever ship they want, naval or otherwise, without warning, as long as they’re in uniform -Cross Marian takes advantage of this and uses it to slip away from headquarters all the time; Socalo does occasionally disappear, usually if he’s heard there’s a pirate ship nearby (god help the pirates); Bob Ross Tiedoll and Klaud only board non-naval ships when absolutely necessary -Headquarters are in London, of course, but they have branches and officers all around the world
CENTRAL -Information starts turning up on what happened between Neah and the Clan of Noah -Leverrier/Lvellie/SQUARESTACHE instructs Link to try and convince Neah to become a privateer so they can use him -Meanwhile members from Central are stationed in every branch of the Black Order
Howard Link -Eventually winds up assigned to Allen as a supervisor (we’ll get to that in a second) -100% NOT PREPARED FOR THIS -He puts up a good fight, tries to remain indifferent -Eventually starts sympathizing with Allen tho -Eventual (inevitable) run-in with Allen’s uncle; proceeds to propose becoming a privateer
Neah D. Campbell -this little shit -He is NOT having the whole privateer thing -Nope. No. Nuh-uh. Not happening. -He can also control the sea monsters -Teaches Allen little tricks to control them without Allen realizing it -Continues to hang around London to annoy his nephew gather information on potential enemies? -He’s really just there to annoy Allen
Allen Walker -ACCIDENTALLY gets a sea monster to spare a ship he’s on -Automatically makes the entire Black Order 500% more suspicious of him -Suddenly gets stuck with a supervisor (Link) from Central -Very much in denial over being a pirate’s son -Simultaneously lowkey convinced he has to be Mana’s son now that he realizes he can control the sea monsters, too -Does not realize Neah taught him how -This smoll bean suddenly has so much self-doubt, it’s not even funny -Help him
I hope you wake up one day and realize that you lost me for real. That you let the only girl who have loved you so, so much walk out of your life because you have always thought that she’ll come back running into your arms after a day or two. That because of your pride and ego, you have lost the girl who have always kept her pride from losing you.
I hope you wake up one day and realize that I am not coming back. That there will be no flooding of text messages or facebook chats. That there will be no frequent voice mails begging you to come see me or forgive me. That there will be no surprise visits or random gifts anymore. That the only thing left is your memories of me.
I hope you wake up one day and realize that you were an asshole for letting me go. That you already had the chance to be with someone who loves you more than you love her but you screw it. That you were given the opportunity to try to keep the girl who takes you back mistake after mistake. That you were once blessed with someone who knows that you are never perfecy but still accepted you nonetheless. That once in your life, you had the only person who believed that you are worthy of all the pain and the tears when you never even tried to be worthy for her.
I hope you wake up one day and realize that I never really wanted to leave you. But you made me do it.
You're a son-of-a-bitch, You know that? She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God," says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think You're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman? A warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to Yours except praise His glory and praise His name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. Doesn't even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that's all it can do. Gratias Tibi ago, domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I've committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug? Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn't good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we're not fighting a war, I've raised three children... that's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem! [walks away from the altar, lights a cigarette, takes one puff, throws it to the ground, puts it out with his foot and proceeds to leave] You get Hoynes!