SG Writers: *Introduces Jack Spheer as Lena’s ex-flame.* Alright look! Calm down! SuperCorp can’t be canon because Jack is a guy and he dated Lena therefore Lena is straight and not in love with Kara. Got it?
Me: But, now you come to me, and you say: “Lena is straight. Got it?”
But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t
even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the
day Kara and Lena are to be married, and you ask me to believe this shit?