perfectionist bastard!

anonymous asked:

I'm gonna crack like nobody's watching and eat like I skipped lunch. Why? Because Red Lobster's Crabfest is back. I'm diving into so much crab, so many ways. Like Crab Lover's Dream with luscious Snow and King crab legs and rich crab alfredo. Or, the Snow Crab bake. Who knew crab go's with everything? Whoever put crab on this salmon, that's who. With flavors like these, I'm almost too excited to eat! Hey, I said almost. Now that it's back, get crackin' while you still can

         @impuramortem @horolohomicidio

 [[Text]]: hey fuckheads I found replacements for those fifty crabs I blew up last week.       
[[Text]]: also don’t talk to me ever again

ERERI WEEK 2015: Day 2 - Summer Job

Title: Daycare

Summary: I work at a daycare for dogs, and you’re the customer who always has the stupidest, most anal requests ever and I hate you for it but you’re also really hot and your dog is the sweetest creature ever.

Rating: T

Get a job, they said.

It would be fun, they said.

Summer jobs are the best, they said.

Fuck that.

Fuck this whole stupid job and anybody who said it wouldn’t be the worst thing to ever happen to Eren Jaeger.

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Given that General Hux has experienced years of very intense military training, a perfectionist bastard of a father and access to extremely sensitive information about the First Order at its highest levels, I will not accept the theory that he is still susceptible to force-based mind invasions.

Supreme Leader Snoke must have provided Hux with some form of training to prevent anyone from being able to simply enter the mind of his top general and force him to do as they pleased/steal information.

It also makes sense since Snoke would not want anyone to have sway over Hux as anyone who controlled Hux could theoretically control the First Order army and that would be too much of a risk/threat to be acceptable.

And I definitely don’t think Snoke would allow Kylo Ren to have close contact with Hux while he had the ability to access Huxs’ mind since he could easily be tempted to use the extra power to try and overthrow Snoke (in true Sith fashion).

anonymous asked:

👀 + do you think the big three are worthy of their title, or that it’s bs and you could definitely take them on?

ON PATROL;; [[ X ]] - STILL ACCEPTING.

        THE BIG fUCKWHATNOW

                      I WAS BEIN’ PLOT-BUNNIED DETAINED? ?

 HELL YEAH I COULD BEAT WHOEVER THE FUCK YER’ TALKING ABOUT - EXCEPT AFTERWARDS IT WOULD JUST BE THE BIG FUCKIN’ ONE.

oh ya’ mean tentacle senpai the horned nutcase and the guy from fallout…