perfection-darling

Comfort Prompts

“I’m here, I’m not gonna leave you.”

“Don’t say that you love me more than I love you. Trust me, you are the glorious sun to me, my everything and I love you with all my heart.”

“Repeat after me; I am worthy, I am worthy, I am worthy…and believe it, ‘cause you are.”

“Darling, perfect is just a word. Perfection is impossible and chasing after it will lead you nowhere. Just do your best and accept that the result is good.”

“When the most broken put themselves back together, they become the most beautiful angels. It’s okay if it’s sloppy or if a crack is still left open, you’re even more ethereal to me.”

“The longest and most difficult roads in life end in the best places. Be patient and keep going.”

“So what if the world is complex and overwhelming? So what if you can’t do it all, can’t be the best? Stop focusing on your image and focus on yourself. You have these years on this earth, enjoy them, don’t overthink it. “

“I’m love with your mind, soul and body.”

“The best thing you can do in life is to love yourself and let your passion help others to love themselves too.”

“I know you may feel alone right now but just remember how big the world is. How many souls will love you for who you are. They’re out there, don’t worry. Just get through, explore and you’ll find them. Just don’t forget to find yourself.”

“Can I kiss where it hurts?”

“Hey, it’s going to be fine. We’ll get through this together, hand in hand, okay?”

“It’s all about the little things. Your favorite tea, good stories, sparkly eyes, beautiful skies, the thrill of adventure, passion, the feeling of home. Enjoy them.”

“You’re not broken. Your mind is just built differently, get to know it, have a little chat with yourself. The most complicated minds tend to be the most beautiful ones, just don’t let it use you, learn to cooperate with it.”

“Hey, beautiful, you okay?”

“You’re amazing, did you know that?”

“I think I’m going blind from your beauty.”

“Everyone’s different. Everyone’s beautiful. You’re the most beautiful human I’ve met, and I’ve met myself!”

“Breathe, darling, breathe.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know that triggered you, I’ll never do it again.”

“Here, I’m going to make you some tea and we’ll watch a movie, that sound good?”

“ Magic is real. It’s not spells and cauldrons, no… it’s more subtle. Like, when the air seems electrified, when eyes speak more than words, when you sense something none of your normal senses detect. If you stop for a moment and look beyond, you’ll find it.“

“I know you don’t want to, but in the end, it’ll pay off. Just breathe, keep your head up and you’ll be fine.”

Favourite Lyrics Of Each Song On Divide ➗
  • Eraser: Show me the locked doors, I'll find another use for the key 🔑
  • Castle On The Hill: Had my first kiss on a Friday night, I don't reckon that I did it right 💋
  • Dive: And I've been known to give my all, and jumping in, harder than ten thousand rocks on the lake 🌊
  • Shape Of You: Say, "Boy, let's not talk too much, grab on my waist and put that body on me" ⌛️
  • Perfect: Darling just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own 💘
  • Galway Girl: She played the fiddle in an Irish band but she fell in love with an English man 🍀
  • Happier: I could try to smile to hide the truth, but I know I was happier with you 😔
  • New Man: He's got his eyebrows plucked and his arsehole bleached 🍑
  • Hearts Don't Break Around Here: She is the lighthouse in the night, that will safely guide me home 🏡
  • What Do I Know?: Just re-remember life is more than fittin' in your jeans 👖
  • How Would You Feel (Paean): In the summer as the lilacs bloom, blood flows deeper than a river, every moment that I spend with you 🌻
  • Supermarket Flowers: Oh, I'm in pieces it's tearing me up but I know, a heart that's broke is a heart that's been loved 💐
  • Barcelona: I fell in love with the sparkle in the moonlight, reflected in your beautiful eyes 🌙
  • Bibia Be Ye Ye: I am only, being honest with you, I get lonely and make mistakes from time to time 👌
  • Nancy Mulligan: Now we're sat by the fire, in our old armchairs, you know Nancy I adore ya 🛋
  • Save Myself: So before I save someone else, I've got to save myself 🍾
Divide - as heard by me, Tumblr user live-laugh-ed.
  • Eraser: Coke will fuk u up. Don't do the drugs kidz.
  • Castle on the Hill: nostalgia is real. Growing up suckz, let's go watch a sunset dudes.
  • Dive: haha dive... more like dive right into that p*ssy. No really let's have the sex.
  • Shape of You: *gyrates hips into another dimension*
  • Perfect: darling just kiss (kill) me slow. no but really why am I single, where is my "dancing in the dark, barefoot on the grass"?
  • Galway Girl: I've got a huge Doritos & wine boner 4 u.
  • Happier: Man pain x 1000000
  • New Man: Ur new bf is a bleached a**hole
  • Heart Don't Break Around Here: (except mine) Why am I single? part 2.
  • What Do I Know?: Love is good, I think, maybe. who knows? I might be full of sh*t? But I'm sticking with it.
  • How Would You Feel(Paean): um this is getting repetitive but Why am I single? part 3. "How would you feel?" Dead, I feel dead inside.
  • Supermarket Flowers: *whispers softly* pls don't.
  • Barcelona: aye papi, mucho caliente daddy.
  • Bibia Be Ye Ye: *loses shoes* *loses keys* *throws up in cab* is this song about me?
  • Nancy Mulligan: Irish people doing Irish things and falling in Irish love.
  • Save Myself: save my soul from this pain.

Favourite Person: *doesn’t talk to me all day*

me: i knew it all along….. truly thou dost not care for i, and i dost not care for thee……. 

fav: sorry i didn’t talk to you tonight i had so much homework ugh. goodnight, i love you

me: it’s ok, i love you too! what a great nice person, the best friend, my perfect darling………….

Mating Bonds?

This might be a minor detail that I’m looking too far into with no merit.. but in ACOMAF when Feyre and Rhysand are in the inn, Rhysand doesn’t hand Feyre the food he brings up. He puts it on the bed. Would handing her the food have sealed the mating bond? It’s confirmed that a female offering her mate food means the female accepts the mating bond but I don’t know that it touched on it the other way around. And if so, Rhysand intentionally did NOT offer Feyre the food because he’s just too damn good for this world and didn’t want to lock her into something she didn’t know about yet. And if that is indeed the case, Rhys is just too perfect and caring and it kills me.

I know Rhys gets SOME bad blood from some people for not telling her right away but I personally believe he was just trying to do the right thing. He didn’t want to rush her into a mating bond. She needed time to heal her heart. It’s admirable really. Imaging having to control yourself for 5??? Months?? When your mate, your soul bonded partner is literally breathing because you saved their life, letting your mate live with the one she loves with you silently pine and try to let her live her life and tell yourself she’s happy? If that is not the definition of perfection and patience or even admirable, I don’t know what is.

EXO’s Reaction to one of the members roasting you but you roast them twice as bad

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Minseok:

*Proud momma duck. He was going to yell at the member who roasted you but hearing your reply made him smirk before giving you an applause.*

You: “Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know that just because you have a dick you can act like one.”

OH-!!! Damn baby, that was better than what I was going to do.”

Originally posted by xiaonancii96

Junmyeon:

*Also a proud momma duck. He was going to break up the fight but hearing what you said, he looked at you with a subtle smirk and winked.*

You: “You know, your mouth is moving but all I hear is ppfftt because all you’re saying is shit.”

That’s right, (Y/n). You tell him. That’s my girl.”

Originally posted by exoplathot

Yixing:

*Blushes at the fact that you can even come up with those words. In a way, he was also proud of you for defending yourself like that and it made him fall in love with you more.*

You: “What about my outfit? Oh, yeah and you look any better? Whatever look you were going for, you missed big time.”

Oh my god, you are perfect darling. I couldn’t come up with anything better. I think you look great anyway.”

Originally posted by lobbu-lobbu

Baekhyun:

*He’d lean back as he laughed and then fall off his chair shaking his head. He doesn’t want to believe that you said that but at the same time, it felt amazing to hear you say it.*

You: “No, keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find a brain back there.”

“!!!!!!!!! Do I laugh? Or do I stop her before this gets out of hand???”

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

Jongdae:

*Calmly sips his drink because he knew this was going to happen. He has been on the end of your roasting stick before and it is not fun. When the member looks at him for help, he doesn’t do anything but shrug because he can’t help them out of the hell they’ve walked themselves into.*

You: “Please, if I wanted to die, I would’ve climbed a ladder and then jump to your IQ.”

“Sorry buddy. I can’t help you out. I can only watch you burn up in flames as she roasts you. I’ve been there before and you just gotta try to survive through it.”

Chanyeol:

*A swear word would leave his mouth when he heard your roast. He’d act surprised at first but then laughs at the member’s face.*

You: “A thought just crossed your mind? That must have been a long and lonely road.”

“(Y/n)! Where did you come up with that! Should I laugh or stop this argument?”

Originally posted by littlebyuns

Kyungsoo:

*He’s snort, look away with a straight face and sip his drink. On the outside, he was calm but on the inside he was laughing in ass off. He knew you’d do well and he was trying to hide his face to keep him from bursting out in laughter.*

You: “Huh…too bad they can’t take you to jail for being stupid.”

But that ain’t my business.”

Jongin:

*He’d probably choke on his drink at hearing what you said. Then he’d go and hug you for the great comeback.*

You: “Hey, do you want your nose back? It was in my business.”

Baby come here! I need to hug you and keep you out from doing more damage to my member’s ego.”

Sehun:

*The drink that was in his mouth was now all over the table and he’d be too busy laughing to even clean it up.*

You: “Are you like, related to a cactus? Because you’re kind of being a prick right now.”

“O-oh shit! Baby, where did you learn comebacks like that? Please teach me.”

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MASTERLIST

Imagine Moriarty taking you shopping for clothes (changing room smut)

Moriarty X Reader


Mirrors


“I like this one,” Jim holds up a black mini skirt. “And this.” He picks up a black, low-cut top. Very sexy. Not your kind of thing really, but Moriarty gets what Moriarty wants when it comes to you, so you smile and agree. “Let’s go try them, come on.” He takes your hand and leads you to the changing room.

“I’m afriad you can’t go in there with her, Sir.” The woman tells him, as you walk past her to the cubicles.

“I’m afraid it’s the only way you’re going to get any money.” He smiles what is a seemingly charming smile, but you know it better. It’s his don’t-fuck-with-me-darling smile. You’ve seen it enough. The woman sighs and turns away, giving up, so you and Jim go into the room that’s furthest away from anyone else. Once he locks the door, you look around. The room is completely mirrored, you can see yourself from every angle, reflected infinitely from mirror to mirror. Jim looks at you and you smile a little. “Turn around, beautiful.” He tells you, and you do so immediately. He slowly unzips the back of your dress and it falls to the ground. His lips press against your neck and you shiver, partially due to the sudden change in body temperature, and partially due to the contact with him. By his order, you’re not wearing any lingerie today, so you’re completely naked, staring at yourself in the mirror, with him behind you, staring at you in the mirror too. You smile a little. “Dear God, you are a beautiful specimen, aren’t you?” His eyes drink you in, every little exposed inch of your body. Regardless of your flaws, he will always find you stunningly beautiful, perfect.

“Thank you, darling.” You giggle lightly as his hands run over your breasts and tugs at your now-hard nipples. He kisses your neck, biting down softly. You moan a little, and lean your body back into him. He moves his mouth to your collar bone and kisses wetly across it. “Oh, Jim…” You whisper. He gently pushes you against the mirror, so your face is up against it.

“Stay there, my beautiful girl.” He reaches down, you watch him in the mirror, and gets the skirt. “Try it on, baby.” He hands it to you. You put it on slowly, purposfully bending all the way down, giving him a full view of your ass.

“Do me up, babe?” You ask, tease in your voice. He zips you up and looks at your reflection.

“That’s lovely on you.” He smiles. The skirt is very, very short – of course he’d like it. You sigh and laugh.

“Thank you, dear.” You suddenly feel his slap on your butt. You gasp. “Jim!”

“Y/N!” He mocks your tone of voice with a grin. He pushes you against the wall once more, except this time in the corner, so that your hands are on both walls and you’re bent over. You hear his zipper and your breath hitches.

“Here?! Really?” You ask, your voice a loud whisper.

“Yes, really.” You watch his smile in the reflection. You move your hands lower down the walls so you have better support to hold your body. He smacks you again and you grit your teeth.

“Jim, you bad man…” You laugh lightly. You love how bad he is -  it’s a massive, massive turn on for you. You feel his erection press against your leg. Damn.

“You love me really.”

“I do.”

“Good girl.” He strokes your ass and kisses down your spine. His member teases your hole and your heart is in your mouth. “I’m so hard for you.”

“You should be.” You retort, making him smile.

He suddenly fills you. You don’t expect it, so you shout out. “Shush, shush, baby. We’re in a shop, remember?” He asks, laughing.

“Oh yeah….” You giggle and as you move, you feel your body move against his penis, moving it further inside of you. He then begins properly, going in and out, in and out, slowly. Damn, it feels good, you feel so full – full of him, this man that you love more than anything else. His one hand holds across your stomach, so he doesn’t fall, and the other goes further south, massaging your button almost mercilessly. His fingers spread you and enter you and you bite you lip trying not to shout out. He puts a third finger in you and you feel the stretch. Heat builds up inside you and each time he thrusts fully into you, you see stars. You both moan and groan and pant loudly, louder than you should in a public place.

“Cl-close?” He asks, his sweat dripping onto your back.

“Y-Y- Ah! Jim! Fuck!” You come without warning, and he does too, immediately after, shouting your name in one incoherent moan. You stay there for a moment, panting, and see the white substance dripping down your inner thigh slowly. You close your eyes and are vaguely aware of his hands on your leg.

“Lick.” He whispers, his fingers by your mouth. Upon further inspection, you see that he has collected some of his sperm on them. “Lick them, baby girl.” You grab his fingers and suck on them hard. You love how he tastes. “There’s my good girl.” He smiles against your bare skin, and stands you up properly, turning you around to kiss you passionately.

“YOU TWO GET OUT NOW!” A voice shouts from the other side of the door. You’ve been caught.

“What a shame…” Moriarty mutters, holding your new skirt out to look at it. “We didn’t even get a chance to try on the top.”



THE END

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perfect. ed sheeran // darling, just kiss me slow, your heart is all i own.
all of me. john legend // give your all to me, i’ll give my all to you.
make you mine. us the duo // this is the part where we say ‘i do’.
nothing without love. nate reuss // i don’t want to lose this one, she make me feel whole.
cant help falling in love. pentatonix // would it be sin if i can’t help falling in love with you?
did i say that outloud? barenaked ladies // nobody has ever kissed as well as you do.
say you won’t let go. james arthur // i knew i loved you then, but you’d never know.
i choose you. sara bareilles // tell the world that we finally got it all right, i choose you.
sugar, you. oh honey // sugar, don’t you change a thing, you’re already everything i want.
halo. beyonce // remember those walls i built? well baby, they’re tumbling down.

In a Town Called Darling

Sad that The Walking Dead is ending for the season next week? Not looking forward to a summer with no Negan, no Daryl, and no Simon? Still missing Merle? Don’t worry; we’ve got you covered!

Introducing Darling

Darling was the kind of town that could win competitions for its beauty. Neat rows of shops all freshly painted, lawns trimmed, flower boxes overflowing. Kids went to school, people worked hard, and the local sheriff had been doing the job for over ten years without complaints. But despite its picture-perfect beauty, Darling didn’t get out of town visitors. There were no happy families staying at the motel to take a stroll around the pristine streets because at the edge of this town with its whitewashed churches and a rail line that divided the very rich from the ordinary was a building, all grey concrete with a metal gate and a sign that said, ‘No Trespassing’.

The men that met in the cover of these walls called themselves the Saviors, but they weren’t men of God. They were men of metal, the tarmac of the road, and the freedom of the ride. Saviors MC, Georgia. Ride, Fight, Survive.


Introducing a new multichaptered fic brought to you by @superprincesspea, @ladylorelitany, @lucifers-trash-stash & @vizhi0n

If you like Negan, Daryl, Simon and Merle. If you like drama, angst, fluff, romance and smut. If you like our favourite TWD men in a biker AU world then please follow this new blog and reblog the post. Let us know that you want it; once we reach 200 followers, we’ll start posting prequels that give you a glimpse into the world of Darling! 

More details are to follow. 

Angels

A/N: i hate this lol but here it is, i might write a part two with some fluffy smut sooooooo ;) let me know if you want that.

Warnings: None. I didn’t Proof-read tho haha lol i want to die

Originally posted by nellaey

Originally posted by my-harry-potter-generation

Tree.

Tree.

Tree.

Tree.

Oh, it’s raining.

The muted colors blurred against the back car window as they ran together in a mosaic fashion. Rain continued to pelt against the sleepy windshield as Mr. Weasley drove – flew rather, above the mountains and forests nearest to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He tapped his fingers against the old steering wheel, an unheard tune playing softly in the old wizards mettle.

In the backseat sat the lazy Y/N, eyes drooping low as the rain continued to compel her to sleep. Latched to her side was the tall weasley twin, George; His freckled cheek pressed dopely against her shoulder, his lanky arms crossed loosely around his chest, and his tall legs leaned daintily onto her own. Fred, on the other hand, had dozed off and left his head to rest against the window opposite to her own. Ron was snoring lightly in the front seat nearest to his father.

As thunder purred in the air above them, Y/N was brought back to her senses, stirring quietly and straightening herself slightly as not to disturb George. A warm smile spread across her heavenly features as she looked at the Boy. George and her had been friends since their first year and were now in their fifth together. Y/N had remembered the twin’s first impression on her as George had sauntered over to her, bent down to her eye level and simply inquired that she was “Rather short, did you know that?” Y/N had promptly twisted his foot and walked off.

George liked her instantly.

“ ‘m so pretty, i know…” George mumbled as he used one of his willowy hands to rub his eyes. He rubbed his cheek against Y/N’s shoulder as he spoke, unmoving. Y/N’s nose reddened as he spoke, embarrassed that he’d caught in her staring at him so creepily.

“Pretty annoying.” She added.

“Ha.Ha, little Y/N, always the comedic relief, yeah?” George slipped his lanky frame up the car seat, slouched down so far that his head almost touched the backseat. Y/N nodded her head in agreement.

“I like to think so, I mostly just wanted to let you know how ugly you are.” she joked.

George laughed mid yawn, coughing into an award laugh.

“So true, L/N. Sooo True.

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Ain’t nobody hurt you like I hurt you
But ain’t nobody need you like I do
I know that there’s others that deserve you
But my darling, I am still in love with you
But I guess you look happier, you do
My friends told me one day I’d feel it too
And until then I’ll smile to hide the truth
But I know I was happier with you
—  Ed Sheeran 
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED 

Casual Sunday evening with friends turned into photoshoot in a sec… @red-luka

Monic: “…yes darling, look over your shoulder…yes, like that…Luka love, give me sleepy eyes…now pout your lips…perfect, perfect! Misha darling, give me kitty hands, innocent eyes…now switch to a tiger…roar darling, roar …”

Lefou in Love

Super generic, dumb title. But anyway.

I saw this headcanon a few days ago about Stanley teaching Lefou to read and Lefou obviously using his newfound love for literature to write poems for him – I couldn’t find the original post but I’m sure others have seen it. I’ll edit this with the user who came up with it when I find it – but I decided to tweak it a little and tack my own headcanon onto the story.

(Edit: the headcanon was thought of by @le-fou-s)

Spoilers.

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Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - Week of May 14 - 20, 2017

Maybe it’s Maybelline. Or not.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

So I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but bitches have been walking all over you these past few weeks. And I’m unsure as to why you haven’t done anything about this shit. Are you trying to figurr out how much you can withstand, as a test of your strength and endurance? Gurl, there are other ways to do that without compromising your dignity. Save it for CrossFit, queen.
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GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

You can’t hide the fact that you’re feeling left out, GEM. As conniving as yo ass iz, bitches can sense despair from your maneuveral language and facial scrunchies. But just because hos are moving forward with their own thangs it don’t mean that you’re being unproductive. Everyone has a different journey on this earth. Focus on your own lane, queen!
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CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

When the bitches of Shady Pines start coming for yo ass, you will not get a fair warning. Getting sucked into their cyclone of shade can happen real fast, but if you focus hard enough, you’ll find fleeting pockets of escape which you can take advantage of. Don’t be fooled by the impact of the fuckery these queens are capable of. They’re more bark than bite.
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LEO (July 23 – August 22)

A moment of jubilation will not last long once you get into the trenches of your so-called reward. As a new world opens up, you’ll be quick to figure out the new shitshows that come with it. This is all part of the game of life, and the one thing you can take solace from is that a lot of hos have it much worse. Take the time to feel blessed, but be ready to roll up them sleeves, gurl!
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VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

It seems like the more bitches you add to your equation, the slower your progress goes. Normally, I’d frown upon your “why do I always have to do errvything” attitude, but this week, you are really gonna have to step in and do that shit yoself. No one is to be trusted with details, because hos be trippin on the mechanics of certain tasks. It’ll take a lot out of you, but in the end, it’ll all be worth it.
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LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Bitch, this week, you’re gonna feel the collective brunt of demanding bitches who have had it with your procrastinatory bullshit. I feel bad for all the yelling you’re about to put up with, but at some point, you’re gonna have to look in the mirror and ask yourself if your ways of doing shit are effective enough to take you through to the next round. If not, then you gotta evolve, queen.
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SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

When it comes to the day-to-day realities of your job, you really do have a system, gurl, even though to the rest of us, you look like a flailing drag queen with a wonky eyelash. I think it would help us understand you better if you just offered an explanation to your methods. This way, we’ll know if your actions are normal, or a cry for help.
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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

For the hundredth time: There is a HUGE disconnect between your pure intentions and the delivery of your words. To summarize: You a blunt bitch. And that shit has got to stop. I know you’re not into spending time sugar coating your opinions, but can’t you at least fucking try? Practice makes perfect, darling, and the more you are conscious of how your comments affect others, the more you’ll make an effort in mitigating its possible negative effects. Don’t make us put a muzzle on you.
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CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

The shoulder pads are back, which means that you’re bitchier and nastier than ever. This week, as you ascend to the top of your career food chain, no bitch is sacred. No obstacle is unsurmountable, and anyone who tries to get in your way will get annihilated. But henny, someone up top is watching your every goddamned move. Think about that while you rip Patty (from acquisitions) a new asshole.
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AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Gurl, I know that to you, it feels like you’re doing a great job playing catch up with your responsibilities and obligations, but to other bitches, you’re not doing enough. It’s okay to ignore what people are expecting of yo ass, but if you’ve made a promise to certain queens, fulfilling that shit will strengthen their respect for you. And it’s not like you have to go above and beyond. To these hos, the minimum requirement is all they need.
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PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

As we watch you sail through the sky, riding your gay-ass unicorn, we’re thinking to ourselves that we have lost you to an alternate reality. But, whatever your journey may end up being like, know in your heart that even if you come back busted, we’ll still be here to take you in and fix yo ass. It’s the least we can do for all the shit you’ve done for us.
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ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Whatever your doubts may be about a certain situation, know that there are bitches around you who will have your back, no matter what. Voicing your wants and desires has never been more important than now, because all your best hos are listening. But if all that’ll come out of your mouth are whining and complaining, these queens will turn on you so fast your head will spin. So be wise about how you utilize your gurls.
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(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shitshow!)

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Title: Making It Up
Fandom: American Horror Story
Word Count: 810
Characters: James Patrick March x Reader
Reader Gender: Female
Warnings: A bit NSFW
Notes: Based on a hc from @ahsimagines + this scene from The Wolf of Wall Street // Posting for the lovely anon who requested more James ♥

Originally posted by medeaminte

You always tried your best to support James in all his endeavors, and you were more than happy for him that he had finally found someone to continue his work. But you couldn’t hide the fact that you were beginning to grow lonely in his absence. Almost all his time was spent with John now, leaving you either alone, or at the bar with Liz. You told him of your dismay, and he was immediately remorseful, promising you a wonderful, extravagant date night, and that he would be certain to start giving you more attention.

Despite these promises, you found yourself alone at the bar on your date night. You had donned your loveliest dress, did your makeup without a single flaw, and you were convinced that your hair had never looked so fabulous. You quickly realized that it was all for naught, as you drank down your second martini, whilst venting to Liz.

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