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Just translated the manga sample released on ffxv’s official Japanese twitter! Originally published as a bonus to Dengeki PlayStation Vol.641. Art by Hanten Sharou.

“Final Fantasy XV Official Comic Anthology” will be on sale on July 27.

FFXVJP’s twitter post

Each house as: Carrie Fisher tweets
  • Gryffindor: That chain only"enslaved"me until I could use the frabjous thing to KILL THAT DROOLING SWOLLEN SUPERTONGUED SLUG&whirl him off into infinity
  • Hufflepuff: [under a group pic of TFA] Finn,Rey,General"my floating head" Baboon Ass Hair &Double Headed Boy Dark Side o'Fries
  • Ravenclaw: Where is the jig when it's not up? I want a postcard from there. Any takers?
  • Slytherin: Apparently Gary is the Hot Slut of the Day..damn! Missed again!The main thing is that my stockings R from the V&A

Trump said he had the Russia probe on his mind when he decided to fire James Comey

  • sat down with NBC’s Lester Holt Thursday night. When asked about his decision to fire Comey, Trump admitted he was thinking of the ongoing Russia probe — contradicting much of the official narrative.
  • “When I decided to [fire Comey], I said to myself, you know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made-up story by the Democrats,” Trump told Holt. Read more (5/11/17)

Trump just issued a threat to James Comey “before he starts leaking to the press”

  • Trump threatened James Comey in a Friday morning tweet.
  • In the tweet, Trump warned Comey that he may have “tapes” of their conversations he could use should Comey go to the media with his account of the events that led to his firing.
  • “James Comey better hope that there are no ‘tapes’ of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!” Trump tweeted. Read more (5/12/17 9 AM)

Trump reportedly asked for Comey’s “loyalty” in a private dinner. Comey promised “honesty” instead.

  • During a private dinner in January, Trump asked Comey for his loyalty, according to a recent report from the New York Times
  • He did not like the answer Comey gave. Comey declined to make that loyalty pledge, saying he wouldn’t be “'reliable’ in the conventional political sense,” according to accounts shared in the Times’ report. 
  • Comey promised honesty. He now believes that was the start of his downfall, as two sources familiar with Comey’s account of the meeting assert. Read more (5/11/17)

Trump reportedly cancels planned FBI visit after being told he would not get warm welcome

  • Trump’s travel plans may be canceled due to cold shoulders. 
  • The White House reneged on plans for Donald Trump to visit FBI headquarters after the president caught wind that his presence would not be warmly welcomed, NBC News reported. Read more (5/12/17 9 AM)

Trump suggests canceling White House press briefings after spate of inaccuracies

  • Trump on Friday publicly mulled the idea of ending daily White House press briefings after his spokespeople came out with conflicting stories about the dismissal of now-former FBI Director James Comey.
  • “As a very active president with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!” Trump tweeted.  He continued, “Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future 'press briefings’ and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???” Read more (5/12/17)