perfect weapon

Nightshade: *Glares* “Do you not have anything better to do than stalking me?”

Gaster: *Chuckles* “❄☟☜☼☜ ✋💧 ☠⚐❄☟✋☠☝ 🕈☼⚐☠☝ 🕈✋❄☟ 🕈✌❄👍☟✋☠☝ ✡⚐🕆☼ ❄☜💧❄ 💧🕆👌☺☜👍❄📬” (There is nothing wrong with watching your test subject.

Nightshade: *Eyes narrow* “I am NOT your test subject!”

Gaster: *Frowns* “🕈✋❄☟⚐🕆❄ 💣☜ ✡⚐🕆 🕈⚐🕆☹👎 👌☜ 🕈☜✌😐 ✌☠👎 👎☜☞☜☠💧☜☹☜💧💧✏ ✡⚐🕆 🕈⚐🕆☹👎 ☠⚐❄ ☟✌✞☜ ☹✌💧❄☜👎 ✌ 👎✌✡ ⚐🕆❄💧✋👎☜✏” (Without me you would be WEAK and DEFENSELESS! You would not have lasted a day outside!)

Nightshade: *Clenches fists* “You ruined my life! What were you trying to accomplish with those experiments?! Make the perfect weapon?!”

Gaster: *Silence…then chuckles*

Nightshade: “Papyrus was always the favorite…you never gave a DAMN about me! Keeping me locked up in your lab!” *Hisses*

Gaster: *Frowns again* “✡⚐🕆 🕈☜☼☜ 👎✋💧⚐👌☜👎✋☜☠❄📬 ✋ ☟✌👎 ❄⚐ 👎✋💧👍✋🏱☹✋☠☜ ✡⚐🕆📬  👌🕆❄ ☜✞☜☠ ❄☟✌❄ 👎✋👎 ☠⚐❄ 🕈⚐☼😐📬 ” (You were disobedient. I had to discipline you. But even that did not work.)

Nightshade: *Throws a punch at him*

Gaster: *Grabs his hand and grips it tightly*

Nightshade: *Forced onto one knee*

Gaster: “✡⚐🕆 👍✌☠☠⚐❄ 👌☜✌❄ 💣☜📬 ✋ 💣✌👎☜ ✡⚐🕆 🕈☟✌❄ ✡⚐🕆 ✌☼☜📬 ☜☠👎☹☜💧💧 ☜✠🏱☜☼✋💣☜☠❄💧 ❄⚐ 💣✌😐☜ ❄☟☜ 🏱☜☼☞☜👍❄ 👍☼☜✌❄✋⚐☠📬 ✌ 🏱☜☼☞☜👍❄ 🕈☜✌🏱⚐☠📬” (You cannot beat me. I MADE you what you are. Endless experiments to make the perfect creation. A perfect weapon.)

Nightshade: *Grips wrist from the pain* “T..Treating me like a lab rat…keeping me in a cage…”

Gaster: *Shakes head* “☺🕆💧❄ ✌💧 ✋ 🏱☼☜👎✋👍❄☜👎📬📬📬✡⚐🕆🕯☼☜ 💧❄✋☹☹ 🕈☜✌😐📬📬📬✋ ✌💣 💧🕆☼🏱☼✋💧☜👎 ✡⚐🕆 🕈☜☼☜ ☠⚐❄ 👍⚐☠💧🕆💣☜👎 👌✡ ✋❄📬 ✡⚐🕆 🕆☠☞⚐☼❄🕆☠✌❄☜☹✡ 👎✋👎 ☠⚐❄ ☼☜✌👍☟ 💣✡ ☜✠🏱☜👍❄✌❄✋⚐☠💧📬📬📬💧🕆👍☟ ✌ 💧☟✌💣☜📬 💧🕆👍☟ 🏱⚐🕈☜☼ 🕈✌💧❄☜👎 ⚐☠ ✡⚐🕆📬📬📬🏱✌🏱✡☼🕆💧 💧☟⚐🕆☹👎 ☟✌✞☜ 👌☜☜☠ ❄☟☜ 👌☜❄❄☜☼ 👍☟⚐✋👍☜📬” (Just as I predicted…you’re still weak…I am surprised you were not consumed by it. You unfortunately did not reach my expectations…such a shame. Such power wasted on you…Papyrus should have been the better choice.)


Gaster: *Glares and uses a bone attack on Nightshade*

Nightshade: “AARGH!” *HP drops halfway*

Gaster: *Grips his skull tightly, staring cold* “✡⚐🕆 ☠☜✞☜☼ 👎✋👎 🕈☟✌❄ ✋ ✌💧😐☜👎 🕆☠☹☜💧💧 ✋ ☞⚐☼👍☜👎 ✡⚐🕆 ❄⚐ 👎⚐ 💧⚐✏ 👍✌☹☹✋☠☝ ✡⚐🕆 💣✡ 💧⚐☠ ✋💧 ❄☟☜ 🕈⚐☼💧❄ 🏱⚐💧💧✋👌☹☜ ❄☟✋☠☝ ✋ 👍✌☠ ✋💣✌☝✋☠☜📬📬📬✡⚐🕆 👎⚐ ☠⚐❄ 👎☜💧☜☼✞☜ ❄⚐ 👌☜ 👍✌☹☹☜👎 💧🕆👍☟ ✌ ❄✋❄☹☜📬 ✌☠👎 ☠☜✞☜☼ 🕈✋☹☹ 👌☜📬📬📬💧✌☠💧📬” (You never did what I asked unless I FORCED you to do so! Calling you my son is the WORST possible thing I can imagine…you do not deserve to be called such a title. And never will be…Sans.)

Nightshade: “Don’t…ever…SAY THAT NAME AGAIN!”

*A small fight breaks out between the two, Nightshade losing HP rather quickly. Gaster, who’s had enough, uses a blue bone attack on Nightshade who cannot move now.*

Gaster: “☜☠⚐🕆☝☟✏” (ENOUGH!) *Summons a blaster*

Nightshade: *HP: 25*

Gaster: “✡⚐🕆 ☟✌✞☜ ☞✌✋☹☜👎 💣☜📬📬📬✌☠👎 ☞✌✋☹☜👎 ☜✠🏱☜☼✋💣☜☠❄💧 💣🕆💧❄ 👌☜ ❄☜☼💣✋☠✌❄☜👎✏” (You have failed me…and failed experiments must be TERMINATED!)

Overwatch bad guys
  • Reaper: a good man gone bad after a tragic accident
  • Widowmaker: brainwashed into the perfect weapon and made to assassinate her own husband, who she seems to still care about despite everything
  • Symmetra: an autistic woman born into poverty who truly believes she is doing good for the world
  • Junkrat and Roadhog: examples of the physical and mental results of nuclear warfare
  • Sombra: and then there's this asshole
Man Face Monday - Winter Face in Spring Edition

Allo, Fabulous! Here we are, ankle deep in April and waiting for the sprint through final Arrow episodes for the season. I always feel conflicted about that. Excited to experience the action and the plot progression, but already dreading the summer hiatus. And so it goes. 

I am working on Sunday Bunny Day right now for this year. If you didn’t see last y(ears), here’s a link. 

How about a  bit of retro face from Season 1? I hope these are pretty enough for you. Let’s start with yummy black and white. 

The profile. The beard. 

The eyes that look like they might cry for Felicity at any moment. 

Intense face. Killer nose. Those piercing eyes! Eyelashes on this guy. Geez. 

I like how this came out. But he really resembles Robbie here, I think. 

Finally, some blue for everyone. Because the man in Green rocks  blue as well. (Enjoy, @hope-for-olicity.)

And there we have it! Some pretty handsome fellow for you. Because you deserve all the handsomeness and all the pretty life has to offer. I hope you have a great week ahead. You’ll be hearing from me again@ :-)

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MCU ANTI-FREEZE: Why Bucky didn’t shoot the camera before killing the Starks

(the Anti-Freeze section is where I take points from canon that make no sense, are inconsistent with the rest of the narration, are literally plot holes, case of fridge logic-or horror and try desperately to make sense of them using every scrap I can from the source material. Basically it’s me frantically patching canon up trying to hide the ugly parts and finding more or less-it’s less- plausible explanations for them. Or you can say it’s me closing my eyes and singing loudly over logic in order to deny all idea of mistake in my canon and being blindly faithful to the writers for having probably -never- thought of that)

The Winter Soldier is a master assassin so good at his job that most people didn’t even believe in his existence. He is a legend, a ghost of the intelligence community and not a whisper of his existence leaves others indifferent.

This is especially difficult to believe as he spends most of his introductory movie shooting up people in broad daylight in the middle of crowded boulevards of big metropoles. But since this is linked to Hydra’s out of the shadows scheme we can handwave it away by saying he was simply following the out of shadows directive as the fist of HYDRA.

Now the issue comes with his second apparition where he executes Howard and Maria Stark in plain view of a security camera, which he is obviously aware of as he breaks it the moment he is done with the deed. This makes the whole master assassin who’s so good most people don’t even know he exist schtick difficult to swallow. This looks amateurish at best and seems like a contrived plot point to create the Siberia situation.

But what if this was actually a case of fridge brilliance from the writers?

From what we know of the Winter Soldier from Captain America 2, he needs to be kept in ice in between mission as he can’t be out too long without having some “malfunctions”. Also he has some recollections of his life before being a weapon and all points to the fact his reaction toward recognizing Steve is not the first time he had some sort of revelation. That’s why they need to wipe him often to erase his memories.

In Civil War we sees that under the Soviet control while he is controlled by triggers which we don’t know if they were used (though I’d argue not) in the Winter Soldier ; the chair zapping his brain and the sleeping in ice in between assignments was still in use as in shown in the opening sequence. Which means that he still can’t be trusted on his own for too long and needs his memory wiped often in order to make the triggers more efficient.

During the Berlin incident, it is shown that the triggers only allow for simple directives and the state they induce is broken after a while on its own or between bouts of consciousness. This all seem to be an effect of the super soldier serum that heals his brain and thus weaken the mind control while making him stronger.

According to Black Widow, the Winter Soldier has not been very active despite his reputation as he is credited with something like 25 kills over 50 years, which means at best 1 kill every two years. Of course some of his assassination were hidden (the Starks for example) but it seems that Bucky was used only for high target assassinations. Also the fact that his activity is only of half a century as of 2014 when Cap 2 takes place shows that Bucky took time to be molded as the perfect weapon, Hydra had him for almost 20 years before sending him out. All of this shows that he is a valuable almost irreplaceable asset and that his handlers take great care of not breaking the hold they have over him, which they know is fragile in the best of case.

That’s why the Starks were such high targets, and that’s why they wanted nobody to look closer into the accident for nobody should discover the big discovery behind their murder. Indeed, Howard Stark with his bastard super serum offered Hydra the possibility to have 5 more super soldiers without all the hassle Bucky presented.

So Bucky was sent and he executed the mission, taking the serum and leaving no witness alive. Except for the camera.

BUT there is something else we need to take into consideration, Cap 2 heavily implies that Howard had suspicions about SHIELD and the US government being infiltrated by some force and that’s probably why nobody knew of the package he had with him since he wouldn’t want to advertise this when he didn’t know who to trust. So his murder was also necessary as a way to cut off this line of inquiry. Just taking the serum and leaving them alive would have been too big of a risk.

And this is where the camera comes in. The video is found by Zemo in a Hydra base after he spent the better part of a year to try and find this solid evidence. So I think part of Bucky’s instructions was to disable the camera after the kill and then bringing back the serum.

Why? Because Howard was not any target, it was one Bucky knew personally. Moreover the need to make it look like an accident required a face to face approach for the assassin. And since they knew the Winter Soldier program was glitchy they didn’t know how he would react with having to kill someone he knew. So this was a test for Bucky, the camera was there to monitor him and be sure he didn’t break his conditioning at any moment. Since if he did he could have lied during his report.

They needed the footage to be sure the Starks were dead for one, and to observe Bucky’s behavior during the hit to see if he hesitated or remembered. I think during this mission, a lot of HYDRA operatives were around in case things went south and they had to finish the job themselves and get back the stray Asset. And though some might argue that he recognized Howard as he allegedly momentarily stilled his hand before finishing him (I’m still not sure of that after having seen the footage hundred of times) he still completed the mission without any issue.

And I think this mission was the reason why they sent him after Steve during Cap 2. Because they already had tested him against people he knew succesfully and thus were confident he would see things through and kill Captain America even if he used to be his best friend.

…So Convinced? Is this theory acceptable?  
Let me know what you think! 


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