I love guys who can sing. I love guys who can dance. I love guys who can act. I love guys who model occasionally. I love nerdy guys. I love modest guys. I love guys with a sense of humor. I love guys who support the LGBT+ community.
I love French guys. I love guys with brown eyes. I love guys who take silly photos with their towel as a cape pretending they’re a superhero. I’m talking about Alexis Loizon. I love Alexis Loizon *cries in French*
People who are still questioning whether or not the Counselor actually blew up the state of Florida:
“Don’t be ridiculous. Clearly, we’re being sent to an underwater base. I’m perfect for the job sir. Was stationed at Fort Florida. Undersea pressure was enormous.” [From Fifty Shades of Red]
Tucker: One for each State? So there’s fifty of you. Tex: Forty-nine, remember? Tucker: Oh, yeah, that’s right. Man. Poor Florida. [They bow their heads in remembrance of Florida.] [From Let’s Get Together]
‘1 Year Before Blood Gulch: The State of Florida Sinks Into The Ocean’ [From the Fanguide]
I think it’s been long since proven that the state is deader than the Freelancer that shared its name.
His peers dub him the Bloody Knight.
Not for the heads he takes,
as he takes none.
Nor for the battles he fights,
as he shows only mercy.
Instead, it is for
in his palms.
Priests call the wounds “Christ-marks.”
Perfect circles, perfectly centered,
showing no bone or gristle
when sunlight shines through.
His aged father claims
they were there all his life.
Whenever he prays,
On feast days, he eats alone.
The other knights stay far away,
and whisper rumors to their wives.
He is too righteous, for some men,
the others sore because
he bested them,
and spared their lives
in hateful clemency.
His king pays it no mind.
Where others fear to touch,
he freely gives affection,
laying clean, smooth hands
on stained gloves.
“Jealous bastards,” he says,
Each night, they lay together.
Faces close, and sharing breath.
One of the king’s hands
held firmly in his,
he thanks God for this man:
the love of his life.
As he communes with his Lord,
the knight’s palms trickle blood,
staining their sleeves.
Your unpleasant scream filled the corridors of the castle, Peeves the Poltergeist immediately following the sound only to find you covered in white paint and red feathers from your head, down to your toes.
"Ha! I didn’t know they allowed chickens inside the hallways!“ Peeves shouted and snickered, flying around you repeatedly before going away.
Soon, Professor Lupin had heard it as well since you were closest to his classroom, and as he went outside to check what had happened, his lips twitched slightly when he saw your condition.
You groaned loudly once again. “I’m going to kill that git, I’m going to strangle him until he stops breathing and -”
"Y/N,“ Lupin walked towards you. “What is the meaning of this?”
Just in cue, you heard two boys laughing from the classroom. You looked behind the professor and saw Fred and George Weasley with their faces red, patting themselves on the back. Though you were only sending a death glare on George since you knew that this was his plan - considering that the two of you had an endless prank war going on.
"Why don’t you ask George Weasley, Professor.“ you gritted your teeth. "I’m sure that he can enlighten you.”
“I see.” he pursed his lips before turning around. “Weasley, mind coming over for a second?”
"Which one, sir?“ the twins chimed in the same time.
"The one Y/N is speaking of.”
Fred placed a hand on his brother’s shoulder in a teasing manner, heading back to the classroom while George rolled his eyes and marched forward where you were standing.
“Y/N! I hardly recognized you. I thought I was looking at a rooster.” he began chuckling.
Blood boiled under your skin even further because of his comment. “Oh, you think you’re so clever but just you wait -”
“Y/N,” Lupin stopped you before you can finish what you were trying to say.
You looked at the teacher and shut your mouth, crossing your arms, still covered in paint and feathers.
"It has brought to my attention that the two of you have been pulling senseless pranks on each other for the past month, George and Y/N.“ the professor began with a kind smile on his face, his hands folded.
"In my defense, sir, he was the one who started it.” you pointed at George, his eyes widening at what he heard.
"Absolutely not. May I remind you that you were the one who made me eat that cupcake that made my fingers have their own fingers!“ George exclaimed.
You sighed. "For the last time, it was a dare!”
“I don’t believe you.”
“What a surprise!”
“You didn’t have to do it so technically, it was still your choice.”
“I was forced to do it, that’s why I didn’t have a choice.”
“Just admit that you’ve been wanting to do it -”
"Oh my god! You’re speaking absolute rubbish!“
"Okay, that’s enough.” Professor Lupin joined your conversation, an amused look on his face because of the argument he just witnessed. “The two of you, breathe, and Y/N …” he got his wand from his pocket and with a flick of it, the mess on your whole body was gone, making you mutter a quick thanks.
"So,“ Lupin began again, "let’s make a deal. I won’t let Professor McGonagall know about this incident, since she is the head of both of your houses and she is quite frankly so close to sending letters to your parents, and in return, you’ll stop pranking each other. Is that clear?”
You rocked your heels back and forth. “Yes, sir.”
He crossed his arms. “Yes, sir.”
“Ah, perfect.” Lupin smiled. “Now, shake on it, will you?”
You raised your eyebrows, glancing at George beside you. “Absolutely not.” you scoffed.
"Why not?“ George asked but you could see that he was now grinning.
”What makes you think I’ll trust you again after this?“ you told him, turning to Lupin. "Now, excuse me, professor, but I really must be going. I’m supposed to be in Charms right now but since someone acted so childish, I am late. Thank you for the help, sir.” you sent one last glared to George, waltzing away then.
George only chuckled, unfazed by your coldness, glancing at the teacher for a moment before setting his eyes on your fading figure as you turn to the left.
“Ah, she really is something, isn’t she? I’m going to marry her someday.”
A/N: A long ass random imagine where you meet him at Barcelona. Inspired by recent current events in SHawn’s life haha
babe. I miss you. » Shawn sighed into the phone.
miss you too babe. I’m flying in tomorrow though, remember? You’re gonna see
all of us.” Y/N replied.
know, I know. I can’t wait. I haven’t seen you in a month.”
smiled softly. She can practically hear the small twinge of pain in his voice. Of
course this was his dream, this was what he always wanted to do; but it wasn’t
easy being apart from your loved ones nevertheless.
okay I gotta go, we’re driving to the airport. I’ll see you in a couple hours!”
can’t wait to see you Y/N.”
sure you don’t mind coming to pick us up at 1 am? You got a show tomorrow, we
can just Uber to your hotel.”
no I want to come.”
I’ll see you Shawn.”
you love. I love you.”
love you too.”
hung up, a smile on your face. You had that fluttery sensation in your body
again, really excited to see him again.
Y/N?” Aaliyah called.
had gotten along very well with Shawn’s family at this point, they had welcomed
you very warmly. You often hung out with them, so flying to Barcelona with them
was no problem at all.
dragged your suitcase into the living room to find Manny, Karen and Aaliyah
waiting for you.
is up with these huge suitcases girls? We’re there for four days.” Manny chuckled.
us women have lots to bring.” Aaliyah retorted. You nodded in agreement,
birthday Manny! Almost forgot to tell you that before leaving.” You said all of
thanks Y/N! And you birthday is coming up too right?”
nice. What can I say, Tauruses are the best.”
You said, high-fiving him.
alright, let’s go shall we? The flight leaves in 2 hours.”
guys drove to the airport, you and Aaliyah hanging out in the backseat, taking
random selfies on Snap and making stupid Musical.ly’s.
gonna see these and piss himself of excitement.” You laughed.
I’ll call Geoff and tell him to record everything if that happens.”
guys got to the airport right on time, with a couple minutes to kill.
my god are you Shawn Mendes-“
You and Aaliyah both said.
looked at each other, about to burst out laughing.
what were you gonna say?”
Shawn Mendes’ girlfriend.”
“Oh then that yes.” You answered.
me definitely not.” Aaliyah replied.
my god aw, you guys are going to visit Shawn?”
so freaking cute honestly.”
my god I gotta tell my friend in Barcelona-“
we kinda wanted to keep this private- oh okay bye then.” You weakly ended as
the girl ran away without listening to you.
shit. But you know what do you expect, people will obviously recognize us.”
Aaliyah, you woke up the whole plane.”
of a sudden all of the drowsiness left your brain as you perked up. Indeed, on
the small screen it said you had less than twenty kilometers till the airport
checked his phone for the umpteenth time. 12:30 AM. Okay, that was a reasonable
time to leave at right? For the past two hours, he had been checking the time
and wondering when he should leave for the airport. He ordered a taxi big
enough to fit 5 people, and was on his way.
there, his smile of anticipation never left his flushed cheeks. He sped walked
to the Arrivals section and waited.
Shawn: You guys landed?
Y/N: Baggage claim!
Shawn: Aah see you soon!
Y/N: real soon x
his phone into his pocket and stood there waiting, fidgeting and tapping his
got everything? Do we have everyone now? Aaliyah, Y/N.. Hahah Y/N jetlag is
hitting you huh?”
I think I’m gonna go get a quick coffee. I’ll meet you guys at the exit kay?”
eyes lit up as he saw his mom, dad and sister. Aaliyah ran up to him and hugged
him tightly, Manny and Karen following suit.
stood back to the door as he reunited with his family.
“Turn around sweetheart.”
around and saw his beautiful girlfriend, hair up in a messy ponytail and
wearing a Harry Potter hoodie with leggings. She spotted him and her face lit
up in a huge goofy grin.
ran to her, catching her and hugging her tightly as she wrapped her legs around
his waist and her arms around his neck.
what seemed like a long time, he let her back down.
sorry I smell like airplane.” Y/N grinned up at him.
missed you so much.” He bent down and kissed her cheek. “And I like this
sweater.” He said, pinching her waist, causing her to giggle and writhe around.
started laughing rather loudly, kissing each other everywhere on the face their
lips could reach.
okay you want me to throw up in my mouth?” Aaliyah came in between them.
just couldn’t stop smiling, and pulled her in a tight group hug with Y/N. He
was so inexplicably happy.
eventually made their way out the airport and into the hotel.
yeah it’s two double beds?”
perfect, thank you.” Manny said, leaving the reception desk with two hotel room
keys. He joined Aaliyah, Karen and Shawn with his arm around Y/N in the lobby.
Aaliyah Karen, room 426. Y/N, we’ll leave you with Shawn.” He said with a small
well kids.” Karen waved, before going towards the elevator.
turned his head towards Y/N.
smirking at.” Y/N said.
let’s go, its 2 AM.”
yawned, sensing consciousness approach. Turning around, he saw Y/N; remembering
the events of a couple hours ago.
He whispered playfully in her hear.
chuckled, almost forgetting what it was like waking up next to Y/N. He moved
her hair out of her face.
gotta go to my dad’s birthday brunch.”
starts in half an hour” He sing-songed.
a really good Spanish food place.”
fine.” She said, sitting up. She yawned and stretched her arms.
smiled at her, hugging her waist.
only joking it’s in 2 hours.”
Shawn.” She groaned and threw her pillow at him.
Now that I’m awake Mister Mendes, why don’t you show me around Barcelona before
this lunch thing?”
and Shawn walked down the streets, hand in hand; soaking in the sun. Shawn
couldn’t keep his eyes of his girlfriend. His eyes wandered from her braided
hair, to her sunglasses, to her flowy dress.
you quit staring, you’re making me feel self-conscious.” Y/N giggled.
blushed, smiling stupidly back at him.
had breakfast at a little café.
love this place. And ooh free coffee on your birthday!”
“Which is in two days.” Shawn pointed out.
worry, I have a bunch of stuff planned.”
raised an eyebrow.
course! I asked around about what to do in Barcelona and made a list of things
you would enjoy.”
Y/N smiled. “Thank you.”
no need to thank me! I want to do this. Stop feeling like you owe people
something, Y/N. You are worth so much, you just can’t see it. But I do.” Shawn
looked at her.
I love you Shawn.”
love you too.” Shawn took her hand on the table and rubbed her thumb softly.
spent the rest of the morning walking around, poking around in shops.
had missed being with Y/N, missed witnessing her crazy self.
street act! Let’s go see.” She took her hand and dragged him to the next
a violin trio, and spotting the couple, they started to play the melody to “Mercy”.
laughed and started singing, quite off-key but neither of them cared.
around a bit more before approaching the street they were supposed to meet Shawn’s
MY GOD SHAWN!”
bunch of screams. You both turned around, spotting a flock of girls running towards
guys, so I have to go and be with them.” Shawn gestured towards you and behind
you. “But thank you, thank you so much.”
and held you by the waist and led you inside a colorful restaurant, dodging the
accumulating camera flashes.
“What? Oh it’s fine, I love your fans.”
too, but sometimes it’s just so much.”
“I understand. But hey- why why do you look so down?”
it’s just I don’t know, I love them believe me; but sometimes I just- I don’t
know I just need-“
totally understandable, Shawn. It’s hard being a celebrity and having everyone
know who you are. But at the end of the day, you’re living you dream and you’re
surrounded by people who love you. Including me.” You whispered that last
love you so much Y/N.” He hugged you.
love you too.”
it felt nice being together again.
also my birthday is in fact tomorrow, 3 days after Manny’S :)