perfect shirt for us

anonymous asked:

Hey,I have a question hun!Do you think Shawn would ever date a short girl? If yes,could you write some points please??💕but be honest hahaha

Of course he would, for sure!

  • Having to tip toe to kiss him
  • Shawn always patting the top of your head to annoy you
  • Shawn calling you his “little one
  • Shawn resting his chin on your collarbone because it’s a perfect fit
  • Wearing heels as high as you want 
  • Using his t-shirts as dresses
  • Family photos are hell because of Shawn’s height
  • Forehead kisses, always
  • Shawn tilting your chin up when he wants to look at you
  • You reminding him to watch his head when the doorframe is low
  • Joking about you being a minion
  • And him being a giant
  • Shawn watching you with a smug when you can’t reach things
  • You grabbing his neck and pulling him down to you to whisper in his ear
  • Shawn picking you up and moving you around as easily as he wants
  • “You look like a cute little puppy when you’re grumpy”
  • You being the perfect armrest for Shawn
  • Shawn always calling you “kid
  • Shawn always holding your hand in a large crowd so he doesn’t lose sight of you
  • It makes you feel safe as fuck
  • Shawn being the best big spoon in the world
  • Sex everywhere in the house is easier because Shawn can just pick you up
  • Shawn drying your hair after a shower
  • Shawn laughing at you when you climb things to reach them
  • “A little help here maybe?”
  • “Nah babe, looks like you’re doing just fine”
  • Shawn finding your height so adorable
  • You feeling so protected and safe wrapped into his massive arms
  • Shawn bending down to kiss your lips
  • Sitting on his lap with his arms around your waist
  • You being the best cuddle-buddy in the world
  • “How’s the weather up there?”
  • Knowing he hates that joke and he’s heard it a million times before
  • You being the perfect combination of sexy and cute
  • Mirror selfies are a no go (half his head will be missing or half of yours will)
  • You tip toeing to help him with his tie
  • Shawn kneeling down to help you tie your shoe
  • Shawn picking you up and you wrapping your legs around his waist
  • Strangling a laughter when Shawn bangs his head against something
  • “I’d never seen a dwarf before I met you”
  • “You remind me a bit of Hagrid”
  • People always telling you how cute you look together
  • “I love it how you always look up to me”
  • “Funny Shawn, very funny”
10 Ways How Plus Size Companies Could Improve

1. Less peplums 

2. Less chiffon 

3. Less bedazzling the ass of my jeans

4. Less confusing patterns

5. Less bremuda (mom) shorts

6. Less potato sacks please

7. Actually using models larger than a size 12/14

8. Give us clothes that actually fit us correctly- not everyone is a perfect hourglass

9. Stop making us pay $40-$50 for those shirts that looks like a potato sacks.

10. STOP BEDAZZLING SHIT

And the Thomas Sanders vines inspired comics continue :D

Inspired by one of Thomas Sanders vines HERE because I immediately thought of Papyrus of course, because pasta xD

And why did I draw Tori instead of, for example Sans who would probably have worked a bit better?? well, because it would be too obvious, also Toriel practice

Also changed some of the dialogue so to fit Toriel better, also changed pasta to spaghetti instead~ 

Now there is only one more comic which is inspired by Thomas vines and then I’m free C:

The other two you can find HERE and HERE

a sketch of yoongi’s gracious legs that i spent the past 3 hours on cries

and also omfg @busanie dani thank u so much for ur photoshop tutorial bless im starting to draw again :’)

donut repost pls and thank u

there will probably be a coloured version of this lol idk depends on how bothered i am

Born Sinning - Nate Maloley - I

This is my first chapter of my first/new fanfiction, Born Sinning. Message me any ideas you have for the story. Thanks for reading!


WARNING; Parts in this story contain mature content. Read at your own risk.


I threw my hands up after taking my millionth shot of Hennessy tonight. I was finally letting loose after months of holding it in! Honestly, I really miss my partying days but I’m grateful for what has made me settle down. “Oh my gosh, Dakota. Slow down!” my bestfriend, Olivia exclaimed. She was the one I always went out with because she was the most fun and I’ve known her since out freshman year of highschool. I laughed at her in response, “I’ll be fine.” I smiled bright and took another shot from the sandy brown haired guy supplying them.I quickly swallowed, the liquor burning my throat.

“Damn, ma,” I spun around to see a dark haired guy who was tatted up his arm, He had his hair in a bun on top of his head and was wearing a regular white tshirt and dark washed jeans with black shoes and a gold chain around his neck. Fine as Fuck! I smiled at him, “I’m Skate,” he introduced his weird ass name. I looked at him weird, “your parents really named you that?” I was already close to being fucked up and didn’t really care if I came off rude or not. He laughed and took a drink out of the red cup in his hand, “it’s just a nickname. It’s really Nate,” He smiled and fixed his chain. I flipped my hair, “I’m Dakota,” he nodded and smiled once again. He kind of has a baby face if you ask me, “Dakota, you smoke?” I replied with a nod. I didn’t usually smoke because of the company I kept but I tried to smoke whenever I could fit time for it. Nate signaled me to follow him, we ended up sitting one of the couches that wasn’t as crowded. I watched as he started to roll up, pulling out my phone. “You work?” he asked, currently I was a CNA at a local Los Angeles hospital that was a couple miles away from my house in Calabasas. “Yeah, I’m a nurse but I’m in school to get my masters in medicine,” He smiled at me after looking up from rolling up his blunt. “That’s what’s up. I’m glad you aren’t one of those stuck up bitches whose parent’s pay for everything,” He laughed. I lowkey used to be exactly what he described. I laughed and shook my head at he thought, he finished his blunt and we passed it between us until it was just a roach.



It was around 3 in the morning and the party was close to ending, Olivia was upstairs with some dude doing her thot intentions. I didn’t blame her, it was a huge party and they mostlikely wouldn’t remember each others names in the morning anyways. I was getting really bored considering the fact Nate disappeared after we smoked, he was the only one I actually acknowledged besideds Olivia. I jumped as someone put their hand on the small of my back to snap me out of the thoughts, “chill.” Speaking of the devil, it was Nate. I turned to see him smiling at me, “you want to go upstairs?” with a smirk on his face. I knew exactly what he was thinking, we were on the same page.

We got to the top of the stairs and he instantly pulled me in for a deep kiss and pulled me down the hall to the last door on the left. He kicked the door open, revealing a messy room. Attacking me with his lips after closing the door again and pushing me onto the bed. I took control and flipped us over, straddling his waist to take my jacket off. He sat up, holding onto my waist with one arm while he took his shirt off with the other. God, his body was perfect. He then flipped us over once again to take my shirt off and toss it to the dirty floor, “fuck,” he grumbled into my neck. I moaned as he began to kiss down to my chest, coming back up to leave hickies. “Nate,” I moaned at the feeling of him sucking on my collarbone. I pushed myself up for him to take off my jeans. He did as signaled and quickly made himself to my heat, pulling my panties aside and licking up and down my slit. I moaned once again at loss of contact only for him to pulled my panties off in one swift movement. Then back down to my heat, “oh my god,” I mumbled as he flicked his tongue against my clit. I seen him look up just to smile in accomplishment because he knew he was making me feel good. He leaned up to take his pants and boxers off and sat back down, I knew what I was supposed to do. Once he situated himself, I took his hard member into my mouth and went to work. Bobbing my head up and down and stroking the part I couldn’t fit in my mouth. The music was playing loudly in the background but I was focused on Nate’s moans, “fuck, Dakota.”

I smirk, pulling my him out of my mouth and making a popping noise at the head. “You want on top, baby?” I shook my head. I loved being on top but I wanted to see how his game was first. He pushed me back onto the bed, making sure I was in a comfortable position before sliding into me. Whenever I hook up with someone, I usually make them wear a condom but I was too into the moment to even ask if he had one with him. I gasped as he filled me up, thrusting in and out to the beat of the music that was still playing the back ground.



Both out of breath and sweaty, Nate collapsed next me to. I looked to him, “do you even know whose room this is?” I laughed. He nodded in response, “my roommates,” still attempting to catch his breath. I had no idea this was his party or house. I just broke rule number one - “don’t fuck the guy who throws the party!”

Liv is going to be so pissed, I can’t tell her. I just nodded at him, not saying another word and getting up to get dressed. The “Time to ditch” rule is my main rule after hooking up with a random guy. When you have sex with a guy at a party and you barely know him, he is no longer relationship material. Want to know why? because he does it to other girls all the time and you definitely aren’t anything different from what type of lifestyle they live. I continue to put my shirt on as he grabs my arm, “you leaving already?” I nodded at him, “that’s how these type of things go,” I just smile. I tilted his head the side, looking adorable as fuck. “I mean, it’s 5. We can go for breakfast,” I declined politely. “I’m fine, Nate. Besides, you’re considered my danger zone.”

He just gave me a weird look, just letting go of my arm so I could finish getting dressed. “What do you mean by your “danger zone?” he asked, probably just out of curiosity. I turn to look at him, “we barely even know each other and you were willing to fuck me raw. That’s the danger zone.” He just looked at me for a minute, “okay but you were willing to let me fuck raw. If it was a mutual agreement then I don’t know what the big deal is if I want to take you out to breakfast,” he laughed at his own response. This dude really isn’t getting it, “its not that. Its the fact that you just fucked a random girl at party. If I let you take me out to breakfast, we actually further this whole one-night-stand thing, and start fucking with each other, who says you won’t hook up with another girl while we’re talking?” He shrugged, “just because I had a one night stand with you doesn’t mean I’m a fuckboy.”

I laughed at him, “probably not but Dakota can’t take any chances.” Nate just smiled at me, “you need a ride home?” I scoffed playfully, “I’m not broke, Nate. I have my own car.” I walked out the door, bumping into someone who was trying to head to same room I was coming out off. “Sorry, babe” He said as he walked into the room I just left a naked Nate in. “Dude, what the fuck,” I heard the unknown boy scold Nate. I heard Nate laugh, “bro, I told you not to lock the dog in my room tonight!” “You’re so washing my sheets later, Nate” I continued down the stairs, noticing the party was basically over and people were picking up cups, trying to wake a drunk person up that was passed out on the couch, and two people were making out by the doors. I looked around for Liv but she was probably outside, waiting by the car like she always does when she can’t find me. I walked out side to see her and some guy leaning against my car swapping spit. I approached my driver side door, “ready Olivia?” I asked her, breaking up their make out session. I got in my car and started it up, “I thought your name was Brittney?” The guy who was making out with Liv asked, making me bug up laughing. She got in the car after exchanging numbers with him. I started to back out of the driveway until I seen Nate running up to the car in nothing but grey sweats. This boy is literally killing me, “who is that?” Olivia asked, I ignored her question as Nate knocked on my window. I rolled it down as the guy Olivia was making out with sat and watched, probably wondering what Nate was doing. “What, man?” I asked him, looking at his smiled then his eyes. “No need to get rude, love. I just forgot to get your number,” I rolled my eyes. “Why should I give you my number?” I asked. Knowing he had a witty comeback, “cause you didn’t let me take you out the breakfast.” 

Olivia’s huge mouth opened, ‘it’s (818) 334-7280!” I looked at her with a what-the-fuck face. Nate looked over at Liv, “you aren’t playing me, are you?” she shook are head in response. These bitches have got to be kidding me!




Hope you guys liked he vey first chapter of Born Sinning :) Yes, this will be regularly update! Comment feed back in my ask!

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I think we can all agree that beautiful people shouldn’t wear gray shirts, it gives them too much power…

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FASHION: Threadsmiths Introduces the 100% Stain-Proof T-Shirt

Well hey there, future. Australian startup Threadsmiths has come up with the perfect t-shirt for all of us that can’t seem to eat spaghetti without getting it all over us. 100% water resistant, the “Cavalier” t-shirt uses a similar technology to that used by sneakerheads’ favorite hydrophobic spray Crep Protect, meaning that liquids quite literally roll off the surface. Footage after the jump:

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