Beca:Oh My God Chloe can you stop being so fucking positive? We are about to travel to Copenhagen and I have to manage the Bellas and don’t even get me started on my internship-
Chloe:THERE YOU GO AGAIN. Damn it Beca. We’re co-captains and I’m here to manage them too. And don’t you dare complain about that internship because I’m so prod of you yet you didn’t tell me. We’re meant to be best friends. Do you know how much that hurts?
Beca:I didn’t tell you because I knew you would react like you did back at the retreat and like you are right now!
Chloe:I can’t believe how dumb and oblivious you actually are! Have you ever thought why I would act like this? I wouldn’t for any other of the girls.
Beca:Why are you so hot when you’re all riled up and I’m unsure if you’re trying to confess your feelings to me!!!
Imagine, like, a pitch perfect movie, but there’s this one singer like, who knows literally no pop music. They can sing but, like, they’re totally useless in the riff offs, and they get teased and made fun of cause they’re the biggest musical theatre nerd. Except at the end of the movie, the riff off category is ‘songs from musicals’ and everyone’s like ughhh whatt but that one kid is like OH MY GOD YES YOU BITCES BETTER BE READY and everyones like eww can’t we have a different category and then they start with something rlly jazzy like ‘hey big spender’ and ppl are impressed cause they thought all musical theatre music was rlly ugh and boring and uncool. And all the other teams are rlly struggling to even keep up and they’re all doing really predictable obvious stuff from disney films n stuff, and even the kid’s own team are like, almost lost and they’re just following cause this guy HAS FKN GOT THIS. and (s)he’s winning so good and is just DOIN IT. and then they sing like ‘so big/so small’ or something and they get to ‘is there another truck in the driveway? A truck that will take mommy away?’ and people are like Oh. Oh no. OH NO I DIDN’T COME TO THIS RIFF OFF TO HAVE THE PACIFIC OCEAN COME OUT MY EYES and from then on no one makes fun of them ever again
and I don’t think you understand how much I want this to be real cause tbh that kid would literally be me.
Do you ever just read so much fanfiction for a couple that isn’t canon and then you rewatch the original material and you’re like????? I could’ve sworn you were dating in this???? Who is this random dude you’re calling your boyfriend excuse me the love of your life is right there??????