perfect movie ever

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Ezra Miller as Sirius Black is, and forever will be, my favorite Harry Potter fan cast.

CAN YOU SEE IT?!

“I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law.”

True Detective: Season 1 (2014)

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Concept for a movie: Katie McGrath plays a young princess who falls in love with her personal trainer played by Daisy Ridley. Her older sister and Heir to the Throne played by Eva Green sees what kind of scandal this could be for the Royal Family so she tries to sabotage their realtionship. But in the process she ends up meeting Diasy Ridley’s older sister played by Keira Knightley and oh oh…she is amazing and her smile can light up a room. She is in trouble

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The Finest Faces: Thrax (part 1)

Behold, the derp faces of Thrax XDDDD I already know I will also do his scary faces and cute faces as separate parts because he makes a lot of both XD

Okay so after watching the film for the billionth time, I can’t stop imagining an Ever After enjoltaire au:

Prince Grantaire that does what he wants bc bitch he’s royalty try and stop him until enj stops him by just fukin’ lobbing apples at him bc ur a grown man you can’t just do what you want all the time bc you’re royal you douche!!!
this entire scene: E: “A servant is not a thief, your Highness, and those who are cannot help themselves.” (Charming yet,,,, sassy)
R: “Really! Well then by all means, enlighten us.”
E: “If you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?” (aka. ‘fite me’)
Grantaire meeting and being enamoured by DaVinci
•Grantaire constantly angsting about his love of enj to DaVinci
•Enj freeing the slaves
•Combeferre = Gustav
•Les Amis being the travellers that are invited to the ball
•THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER (v important point)

thank u for listening

  • Mom: Honey, come here please!
  • Me: Yeah?
  • Mom: *Gestures to the home page of YouTube on AppleTV*
  • Me: Oh fuck.
  • Mom's boyfriend Brent: Ahh, not too fond of the male gender huh?
  • Me: Uhm...
  • Brent: Relax kid, I'm not here to judge like a homophobic asshole. However, I'm probably a horrible dad since I placed bets on whether my daughter had a girlfriend or not. When she came out I told her about it, but boy was her reaction priceless! Totally worth it.
  • Mom: We're okay with this, but I don't need your younger siblings and cousins to be watching these videos just yet. There's no doubt that they're constantly curious and will click on anything that piques their interests.
  • Little brother: But the gay side of YouTube is the best side of YouTube. Tyler Oakley is the best person ever! So is Troye, Connor, Joey, and everyone else.
  • Little sister: Stevie & Ally are way too cute! Also the Gay Women Channel are hilarious!
  • Me: In my defense, I didn't tell them about these people or encourage them whatsoever to watch them.
  • Mom: *Sighs and shakes head*
  • Brent: A lot of Anna Kendrick and Brittany Snow videos are popping up. I will never be able to watch those Pitch Perfect movies ever again without my Bechloe goggles on.
  • Me: I like you.
  • Brent: If you like me now, you'll love me soon enough. Your mom told me that you're obsessed with that lesbian vampire web series. Well since she says she doesn't have the time to watch it. How about we binge watch it right now?
  • Me: You my friend, are going to regret this.
  • Brent: I sat down and watched all of Faking It for my daughter's sake. I'm sure I can handle 72 episodes that are less than 6 minutes long.
  • Me: Well actually 84 episodes because there's season 1, 2, and 0.
  • Brent: What does this fandom do with their lives?
  • Me: Don't ask that question or else I'll be dragging you down this garbage chute with me.
  • Little sister: Sin. That's all that fandom ever does.
  • Brent: ...
  • Mom: ...
  • Little brother: ...
  • Me: No clue what she's talking about.