perfect mouse is perfect

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shout out to the three musketeers for giving me the most minnie/daisy and mickey/donald shiptease ever

Story Time:

My very first day of Traditions training at Walt Disney World, they took us into the park to watch the Castle Show, and there was a moment when Mickey gets all shy and says “Gosh Minnie, every day with you is the best day ever!” and I thought to myself “Mickey Mouse is a fucking sub.

And I think retrospectively that was the exact moment I knew I was going to be fired from Disney.