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“Well I deal in sugar, Sugar. And you’re the sweetest damn thing I’ve ever seen.”

Trust us Ostara, we agree 😍😍😍.


“you win if there’s a change in hyungsik’s face” ; part.1 ailee vers.
{ivy vers.}

I commissioned a modern Tarzan and Jane from the incredibly talented @punziella and here’s the final result!! I couldn’t be happier with it, it’s absolutely perfect and I just love it so so much I can’t stop staring at it, thank you so much Pauline!!

A-Z NSFW: Yoongi

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Listen, ever fanfic seems to make him the cold dickhead but y’all know Yoongi is literally the softest goddamn boy in the game, accept it. He’s a soft bub. Aftercare is so insanely gentle, it’s almost hard to imagine that’s the same guy that kills the stage with his aura. Tender kisses mapping out every sore part, light fingers trailing your body, softly massaging your aching muscles while whispering quiet praises. Everyone needs a Yoongi fml.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of their partner’s)
Yoongi is a grabber during sex, fight me on that. Any soft bits he can get a handful of, they’re at the top of his list. But in general, your hips are his favorite, during sex he can easily control your movement (or lack of, making you stay still and take all he’ll give), or clutching you harder to him as he thrust for all it’s worth, and seeing the light tint his fingers made on your skin the next morning just gives him that permanent goofy smile. Plus even outside of sex, Yoongi’s a man of limited skinship, a hand on your hips is his default position. 

C = Cum 
I feel like Yoongi is and all of nothing, kind of guy. Either he’s got you down, every inch of skin touching with his hips pressed flush against yours as they twitch with each spurt; or he’s in one of those moods that he has you spread out for him, all fucked out, as he paints your tummy in white as some dumb symbolic dude thing. There’s no in between.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Listen, the boy is a switch. You know it. I know it. He knows it. But he ain’t gonna let you know it. Like he sucks at lying to you, it’s probably so obvious that you know his ‘deep dark secret’ that he likes being dominated at times too, but he thinks he’s kept it hidden so we’ll just let him think he pulled a fast one.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Gramps isn’t a little boy, you can’t throw those hips around like that and expect me to believe you know 0% about the sex? Not a change. Actual experience might be little to none, but you know ya boy knows how to work the dick and he’ll fuck you in to next week, let’s be real.

F = Favorite Positions
The man’s fire on stage, but we all know he’s a slug when he’s not working. If you don’t think Yoongi would be a sensual and easy going lover, message me and we’ll fight about how wrong you are. Missionary, spooning, and even you on top are higher of the list. Close contact positions that he can hold you close, and lazily thrust. That’s good shit tbh. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous)
Yoongi is simultaneously the most serious and the most goofy bun I’ve ever seen. It’ll vary with him, he’s neither too serious or too goofy during sex. Let’s be real, Yoongi would be the guy that can’t keep a straight face when he can’t get your bra off or something and you two end up cracking up for a good 10 minutes before you remember his dicks out.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Honestly Yoongi’s one of the most ‘gentlemanly’ guys I’ve ever seen. Very clean and put together, I can’t imagine him not…trimming the hedges. By no means bare, but he definitely does some good manscaping. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 
Either I’m stuck within my own delusion that Yoongi is literally the most perfect man to ever exist, or y’all agree that Yoongi would be the most intensely intimate lover. Sex wouldn’t be expected to be Porn Star level serious, it’s very lighthearted and easy going, but you could almost suffocate with how heavy the intimacy in the air is. Full skin on skin, intense eye contact and you know Yoongi’s cooing to you the entire time. 

J = Jack Off 
Am I the only one that can imagine Yoongi being that dickhead that’d handcuff you and stroke himself while you’re stretched out and pulling at your binds, whining to let you touch him, begging for him to touch you…

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Really wild kinks are pretty non-existent with Yoongi. Everything’s fairly normal, just hella amplified. Body worship is a really big thing with him, having sex rarely passes without him tying you down and mapping out your body with his mouth, muttering praises the entire way. Occasional role playing, Sir is used fairly often. Over stimulation is his preferred form of torture, along with sensory deprivation, not letting you see what he’s up to just heightens your senses and skyrockets your sensitivity, both work to Yoongi’s advantage. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Leaving out the typical bedroom bull, you know damn well nothing is his favorite thing than taking you in his studio. His room of comfort and creativity, Yoongi’s always in his element in the room and what’s better than making music with your body…

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
90% of times he jumps your bones, though, stems from sitting on his lap. Just sitting and slowly fidgeting to work him up and break down his walls. No matter where you are, it works like magic and you bet your ass you can expect his intense gaze staring you down, the unspoken message of ‘you’re going to get it later, just watch’ very obvious.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything bordering on pain kinks really aren’t his cup of tea. He’s fond of having you at his mercy, being dominant and all, but his form of torture is more along the lines of over stimulation rather than say, spanking. Yoongi’s a tender lover, c’mon now.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Uh, rapper Min Yoongi? Mr. Tongue Technology? Not a God at oral? Impossible. Like do I even have to answer this? 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
How many times have I said slow and lazy during this before you can expect what I’m going to put here? He favors the deep, slow and intimate thrusts versus beating it like a caveman. Sensual should just be Yoongi’s middle name at this point.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
In general, he’d much prefer where he can just lay you out and have unlimited time to ravish you in every way imaginable. Quickies are come way more often than he’d like, but being busy as fuck, Yoongi will take any time with you he can get happily.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
More on the quiet side and more reserved with PDA, Yoongi is fairly private with his affections so don’t expect anything to ever leave his bedroom, or his studio. If there’s a chance someone will see, you have no hope to get him to play. In the safety of his locked room, however, Yoongi is game to play. A man of simple pleasures but he’s really open to toy around with anything as long as he’s not fully opposed to whatever you propose, he’s likely to try anything at least once. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Yoongi’s slow and steady approach tends to draw sex out longer, none of this wham bam thank you ma’am stuff. I swear you could be at it for hours before he actually wears out. It’s a build up of pleasure. Though, stretching out sex for so long, one round is usually it.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Being the little shit he is, Yoongi has a nice collection of toys, most used to tease you in to next week. Anything from silk ropes and handcuffs and blindfolds to feathers and bullet vibrators are at his disposal. May God have mercy on you, because Yoongi definitely won’t.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
Listen, if I had Yoongi’s hands and tongue, I’d use them for evil. Between those slender fingers of torture, and a fixation on dry humping, Yoongi’s certainly one of the guys that’s merciless, he enjoys hearing you whimpering and begging for him. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He’s pretty quiet at most times, and that carries over in the bedroom as well. No where near silent, Yoongi’s very vocal during sex but the volume is dialed back to a 1. Most of the time he’s busy whispering sinful things against your neck while he has you pinned down and lazily thrusting, but where it comes to himself, low grunts of pleasure mixed with heavy breathing are all you’ll hear from him.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Yoongi’s almost theatrical during sex, it’s like he’s putting on a show and he likes dressing the part. You know those aesthetic pictures of like…bondage stuff? That’s Yoongi, all his toys match, he’s got somewhat of an obsession with buying you lingerie for it as well, ‘what a pretty picture you are, a real beauty’. I swear to god Yoongi would be one that had a secret tumblr of just aesthetic porn pictures.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
I just spent a good half a hour trying to find this old vine of Yoongi jumping at the pool and you can 100% see his goddamn dick but I can’t find it but anyways, trust me, the boy hangs low. He pasts average, probably measuring along the lines of 5.5-5.8″ but leaning more on the slender side. Yoongi’s a smaller guy, I can’t imagine him having a full blown tree trunk in his pants, so girth is more on the thinner side.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He rides the average line pretty hard, his sex drive is fairly normal. He’s more along the lines of just being lowkey touchy feely in your relationship, but as far as being a horn toad, he’s not humping your leg 24/7. Twice a week is fairly average for Yoongi.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
We all know Yoongs is a tired boi 90% of the time so obviously he’s pretty tapped out after sex, he puts so much emotion and effort in to sex and pleasing you that he’s completely drained afterwards. He’s either going to crash immediately after the deed is done, or he’s going to be a slug if he can’t go to sleep right away. Please tuck him in for me, the marshmallow deserves it.

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anonymous asked:

OMG Jon pure rage when they killed Viseryon...he adopted them already as his children too, i'm dying. Also him seeing the WW aiming at Drogon and telling Daenerys to go because he wanted to protect them at all costs, i'm just...why so perfect Jon? Like for real, give to me a man like this lol

Yes, not only did Dany tell him that they are her children, but Jon felt an emotional connection with one of them. He’s been in awe of them since he first landed at Dragonstone and to see one of them get taken down in such an awful way made him PISSED.

His main reason for getting so angry was because of how hurt Dany would be. The first thing he says when he wakes up from a several day coma is an apology, asking for her forgiveness because the plan got one of her babies killed. Then when she says that they’re the only children she’ll ever have, his face lowers again. I read his expression as guilt.

LOL, and yeah, I need me a man like Jon too.


I’m fucking crying my eyes out right now over how amazing perfect my goddess is in her Halloween outfit. Nana is too adorable in general for my already bursting heart and then they throw me a witch Nana????? 

 Bandai are trying to kill me with these recent Nanas and I’m all for it