perfect human being ever

  • What She Says: I'm Fine.
  • What She Means: Barney and Robin were the most awesome god damn couple ever and they should not have broken apart just because of a simple travel issue. I find it hurtful that the writers would literally spend an entire season focused on these two's wedding and then within the first 10 minutes of the episode directly following the ceremony have them break up (while also breaking hearts) just so that they can put Robin with a half-fast reunitement of Robin and Ted despite Ted already being with the most perfect human being ever. So what do they do? They kill her off, just so they can put these two characters who have had no success in romantic relationships with each other. So not only do they destroy one adorable and beloved couple but two. Yes, I am still bitter over this.

Why celebrate Valentine’s Day, when I can celebrate the birthday of the most perfect human being mankind has ever beheld: Jung Jaehyun, born Jung Yoonoh, on February 14th, 1997 in Seoul, South Korea, Aquarius, Chinese Zodiac Ox, 184 cm, 63kg, blood type A, whose favorite color is white, favorite author is Agatha Christie, favorite smell is lavender, favorite movie is Beauty and the Beast, member of NCT under SM Entertainment, singer and rapper, who has an erotic body, whose smile lights up my entire existence, whose dimples I could happily drown in, who lived in America for four years, that’s why he’s here man-

tagulansahulyo  asked:

Hello! Please, I love good pining stories. I especially love it when it's Viktor who does it, too. Could you please recommend deliciously painful pining stories but with good endings? :)

Thanks for the requests! Mutual pining fics are my some of my favourites! Here is a TON of mutual pining fics because why not? They’re amazing!

Originally posted by sovlfighter

Mutual Pining

Break the Cycle by SigmundFreud, Explicit, 26k
College AU where ex boyfriends Yuuri and Victor can’t stay away from each other. LOTS of mutual pining, arguments, miscommunication, and, of course, angst. Thumbs up!

a certain playboy by fan_nerd, Gen, 3.9k
There’s no way that Victor, Yuuri’s childhood idol, could be calling Yuuri a handsome playboy, just because they’d met eyes at two skating events. Besides, a total stranger had given Yuuri the tickets. It would be totally absurd. Love!

On My Love by RikoJasmine, Teen, 48k (WIP)
Time travel AU where Yuuri and Victor are happy aged and married, but an accident occurs and suddenly Yuuri wakes up back in Detroit, in a time before he had even met Victor. Angst and pining ensues. Great fic!

of dusk and dawn and a love beyond by exile_wrath, Gen, 5.5k
The King of Day, Victor, drops flowers to the Ruler of Night, Yuuri, to express his love for him; yet, they are always returned, as Yuuri thinks that they’re dropped by mistake. Day and Night AU!

Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches by Reiya, Explicit, 166k (WIP)
The ULTIMATE angst fic filled with all the pining, miscommunications, and more. Rival AU where Yuuri’s life goal, since he was a child, is to beat Victor and win the GPF. HOT and a must read.

lie to make me like you by cityboys, Mature, 80k
It’s become a game, of sorts, to anyone privy to the fact that the pattern exists in the first place: ask Victor out at the beginning of the month, date for however many days, and wait for the end to come and for Victor to say, always: I couldn’t fall in love with you. Let’s break up. OMG so good!

On Cruelty and Confusion by Torchlite, Teen, 6.8k (WIP)
The timers show three sets of numbers: the wearer’s heart rate, their soulmate’s heart rate, and the number of heartbeats until they see each other in person. Viktor’s timer goes off the moment he lays eyes on Yuuri. Yuuri’s does not. Great soulmate timer AU!

Kingdoms of the Sun and Moon by OathKeeper, Explicit, 12k (WIP)
Yuuri is the Prince and Heir to the throne of the Sun Kingdom. Before his twentieth birthday, he is due to marry Princess Mila from the Moon Kingdom, to whom he’s been engaged since childhood. Victor comes along and everything gets flipped upside down. THIS FIC IS AMAZING PLEASE ENCOURAGE THE AUTHOR TO WRITE MORE IT’S SO GOOD

Sky of Endless Love by CagedBirdSings, Gen, 3.2k (WIP)
In a Realm far above the Earth, the King of Day leaves behind roses of vivid red - all in the hopes of having his feelings reach the King of Night. Meanwhile, Yuuri wonders why Victor keeps dropping his roses. I love this AU!!

Nerve Endings by Phyona, Explicit, 42k (WIP)
When Yuuri moves in with Victor in St. Petersburg, they have to work through Yuuri’s anxiety and Victor’s secretiveness to find their balance. THIS IS SO, SO AMAZING

Like a Fairytale by lucycamui, Teen, 30k (WIP)
In which Prince Victor gets swept off his feet at a royal banquet and will go to any length to find his ‘Cinderella’ Yuuri. Lovely Cinderella AU!

Healthy Impropriety by mtothedestiel, Explicit, 29k
Victor is the wealthy master of the Nikiforov estate. At a society party he’s swept off his feet by the mysterious, suave, and very drunk Katsuki Yuuri. Victor aims to declare his love and secure Mr. Katsuki’s hand in marriage, but first he has to find him! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVE FICS EVER

Lessons in Love by fangirlandiknowit, Mature, 21k (WIP)
All Viktor wants is for his son to be happy - and if that means spending countless hours at the ice rink, a million more in the ballet studio, and devotedly cheering for Katsuki Yuuri at every competition he enters, then that is precisely what he’ll do. LOVE!

Everything on Fire by SakanatoAi, Teen, 28k (WIP)
In an alternate universe where the physical closeness between two soulmates is measured by body temperature, Yuuri Katsuki and Victor Nikiforov have spent their entire lives chasing after fleeting moments of warmth. Awesome soulmate AU!

Masks off by emulikule, Teen, 27k
And so the story goes that a playboy comes to a town, makes it fall in love with him and then proceeds to get himself enticed by the most mysterious person there. SO GOOD OMG

Chocolate and Ice | Yuri!!! on Ice by TheLoyalMouse, Explicit, 2k
Victor wants to touch him so badly - but how can he, if it means it would taint the most perfect, innocent and pure human being he ever met? Surely, Yuri’s heart is not for him to take… Bonus Victor POV!

Dancing Daffodils by grayclouds, Mature, 33k (WIP)
Greek God AU where Yuuri is the god of Eros who falls for Victor, a man secluded/banished from the rest of society. Very sweet, and the mix of Greek mythology and YOI works amazingly well. Definitely recommend!

Looking for Courage by icterine, Explicit, 17k
Victor’s soul rejoices with their meeting. A fleeting attempt to steady a drunken stranger sets his heart afire. It’s all he’s ever dared to wish for. LOVE!

centripetal force by braveten, Explicit, 60k (WIP)
Victor speaks seven languages. (Physics isn’t one of them.) Luckily, though, he ends up rooming with his antithesis: a shy, black-haired boy who just so happens to be a physics major. LOVE this!

No Happy Endings | Wonho [M]

Originally posted by wonhontology

Warnings: Strong language and implications of sex.

word count: 3,718

“Hey, what ya’ reading today?” The librarian asks with a smile.

Part 1: The Thing About Keeping Schedules

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Just to change your and my mood ….look at louis in the mirror… Tiny son always up for some mischief 😍

The "hair - changing - game" / SOULMATE AU

S U M M A R Y: You and your soulmate share the same hair color- and when you dye your hair into a different color, the hair of soulmate automatically change their color too.

P A I R I N G: Dan Howell x Reader

W A R N I N G S: none just fluff


Dan Howell always dreamt about his soulmate, and don’t get him wrong, even one of his dearest dreams is to meet his soulmate-

But if Dan ever get the change to actually meet them, he’s going to murder him or her.

He stands infront of the mirror and looks at himself, the tips of his fingers are brown and right next to him on the little table in his bathroom stands a opened bottle of brown hair tinting lotion.
For a couple of seconds nothing happens, and he leans closer.

“Dan, what do you want to eat?”, A voice asks, but the brown haired man is too focused on his reflection, that he doesn’t hear the question of his best friend. Phil stands in the doorway and crosses his arms infront of his chest, in his left hand he hold the card of the pizza service, while his other hand holds his phone: “ Did you hear me?”

“Can’t you see that I’m busy right now, Phil?”, he responds and looks at the mirror image of his friend :“It’s just a matter of time till-”,he stops talking and raises his hand to touch his own hair. There, a little piece of his curly hair started to change its color: instead of the brown a bright orange is now starting to spread all over his head.

“You see that ?”, He asks and his voice raises at the end. He turns around and walks over to Phil, who is still waiting for a proper answer from his roommate. He points at it :“ You see that?! My soulmate is going insane, look at that color, just look at it. How disgusting-”

But instead of listening to him, Phil just shakes his head and rolls his eyes. To be honest he’s a little bit jealous of Dan, in his entire life his hair color never changed. He dyes his hair black ever month, but it never changes to another color. It’s just black, nothing special.

Phil turns around and leaves the bathroom:“ Just call me if you decided what food you want, okay?”, He sighs and closes the door to his bedroom behind him. Dan shakes his head and turns back around, he faces the mirror and looks at his hair.

“ Let’s do it again-”,he whispers in a low voice and takes the package of the brown color back into his hand, for the past few hours he was trying to win this “hair - color- changing - game”. And his rival was no one less than his soulmate. Because ever since the beginning of this week his “better half” started to change their hair color. It started with light green, then blue, pink, purple, yellow and now orange. The first two days were special for Dan, something unbelievably exciting, because he finally knew that his soulmate existed.

But now it was just a pain in the ass for him, he wasn’t able to film a proper video without his hair changing into some weird color, because as soon as he fixed his hair and dyed it back to brown his soulmate would dye theirs again.

Now he decided to fight back!
He puts his fingers into the packet but when he pulls them back out he sees that it’s empty:“ Oh sweet lord…”,he whispers to himself and throws the empty bottle into the trash can next to the toilet. He looks at the screen of his phone.

“7:30 pm.”, He reads, maybe if he’d be fast enough he could buy another bottle of hair tinting lotion and strike back once again. He looks at his hair in the mirror and takes a deep breath:“ You are not going to win this!”

Dan runs down the hallway and grabs his coat:“ You’re going out?”,Phil, who stands in the kitchen with a cup of tea, asks and takes a sip. His friend puts on his cap and looks at him:“ My soulmate may have won this fight, but I’m-”, Dan points at himself and looks at Phil with a cold expression on his face:“ I’m going to win the war.”


Luckily the supermarket is still open and when he steps through the door, he immediately looks out for the hair colors. He walks through the different corridors until he stands infront of the right shelf he realizes that he isn’t alone at this hour. At the end of the shelf stands a young woman, with orange hair. The ends of her (Your hair length) hair are slightly brown and in her one hand she hold a bottle of grey hair tinting lotion.

Dan stares at her for a few minutes before it “click’s” in his head.
Without thinking about it he walks up to her, takes the bottle out of her hand and throws it over the shelf.
With a confused look on her face, the girl looks up at him and tries to realize what just happened:“ What the hell? Why did you do that? That was the last grey bottle!”.

“Why?!”, Dan asks and takes the cap of his hair to show her the answer to her question:“ You’re not going to change your hair color again, definitely not into some weird Grandma style!”, He say angry and the look on her face changes as soon as she realises who is standing infront of her.

“You’re my soulmate.”

“I guess.”

“You’re an dick!”

“I think that we - wait what?”, He widens his eyes, looks at her in disbelief and crosses his arms in front of his chest:
“Excuse me but I think I misunderstood you-”,he bends down and points at his ears :“Could you please repeat your last-”.

“Because you kept changing your hair color back to normal I lost 50£!”,she explains while she grabs another bottle :“I said to my friend that I could change my hair color every single day for a week, but because of you i wasn’t able to do that!”,she turns around and walks to the cashier, who is playing a game on his phone.

“5.99£.”, The man says with a deep voice and Dan’s soulmate hands him the money:“ (Your friend’s name) gave me another day .”,she explains to Dan who is standing behind her:“ And I’m definitely going to win my money back!”, and with that statement she leaves the store.

And even though she is angry at Dan, and not looking at him twice, he knows that he already fell for her. For her and her beautiful (Your eye Color ). She was the most perfect, amazing, breathtaking human being Dan has ever seen and he would be the most idiot person if he would let her go.

“Wait!”, He storms out of the store and sees that his mysterious soulmate turned around at his voice:“ Maybe we could grab a drink and talk about your choice of color? Because I believe that red would suit you.”

Light’s On

Pairing: Charlie x Reader, Dean, Sam 

Warnings: Fluff, Language, Dry Humping, Smut, Oral (Reader Receiving) Fingering, Tribbing, NSFW, Kissing, Comforting, Lovey-dovey-ness

Words: 3,780+

Summary: You don’t like the way you look so Charlie decides to show you how much she loves you and your body. 

A/N: So I was kind of experimenting with this one… It’s written in first person and I feel like it gives you more insight on how the Reader is feeling so hopefully it turned out okay? This fic has several songs which have influenced it, each song is in italics and bold letters and I’ve also added a link to them in case you wanted to give them a listen. Feedback is always welcomed. If you’d like to be added or removed from the tag list, please let me know!

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Tate Langdon One-Shot!

yayayayayayayayaya AHS is my love 

I am so sorry this took so long I promise I have a valid reason

also Jeff and Hannah Imagines are on their way. 


At first you were in denial. He was the most perfect human being to you ever met. His curly, blond hair that seemed to glisten in the light of the sun, the deep dimples that would carve into his perfectly sculpted face after you told him a corny joke. the crinkle of his eyes when he smiled; they were all things that you knew every guy wish they had. They were things that had made you fall in love with him every single day all over again. But then you noticed that every time you would point a camera at him he would look away from the lens, you noticed that he removed all the mirrors from his room, and then you noticed when you watched a movie with your celebrity crush the he was grabbing at his skin and rubbing his face. You then realized that your boyfriend, Tate, was feeling insecure. You never understood why, but you slowly tried to give him hints that he was perfect, without completely telling him the ason why you had been recently been more touchy than most. One day, though, he noticed your clingy proximity and confronted you about it. It was while you two were spooning in his bed, after a long day at a local theme park. 

“Y/N why do you keep stroking my face every five seconds?” He asked, turning in your arms to look at your face. 

You blushed slightly and shrugged, trying to bury your face into his shoulder once more. He pushed at your shoulders slightly and furrowed his eyebrows. “Can’t I feel my boyfriends beautiful face whenever I want?” 

Tate’s cheeks started to glow as you said this and he frowned, his body now completely facing yours. “No really, Y/N. You’ve been really clingy and touchy and you’re always telling me I am handsome and beautiful…what’s up?” 

You made a face and didn’t look him directly in his eyes, not feeling like playing any games. “I know what you’ve been feeling lately, Tate. I’m insecure sometimes too.” 

Tate’s face instantly changed into one of confusion and denial. “What do you mean insecure? I’m not insecure. I think I’m hot.” 

There was a flash in Tate’s eyes and you raised your eyebrows before reaching over and running your fingers over his cheeks and into his hair. He sighed and let himself fall into the bed again, his body relaxed. “Tate, I’ve noticed it. You can try to deny it, but I know why there are no more mirrors in here. I know why you never want to watch another High School Musical movie again. Because you feel like I would leave you for someone who looks like Zac Efron. Because you’re ashamed of the little rolls you’ve got. But Tate let me tell you that I love everything about you. Even what you think are flaws.” 

Tate looked into your eyes and then closed them when you started to run the pads of your fingers over his eyebrows. You leaned down and placed a kiss on his forehead, wrapping your other arm around his shoulders again. Keeping his eyes closed, Tate wrapped both of his arms around you and furrowed his head into your shoulder. 

“I didn’t know why I was feeling like that all the time. I just can’t help but think that if I had blue eyes and a six pack I would make you happier.” Tate whispered, his warm breath sending shivers down your spine. 

“Tate, if you had those things, I wouldn’t be with you right now. I realized a long time ago that those with perfect bodies and outer appearances in general usually have shallow hearts. Except for you. I got lucky enough to find someone who is perfect on the outside and also has a good heart.” 

Tate took a deep breath and hooked his leg with yours so that they were intertwined and then ran a hand through your hair. You slowly leaned forward and placed a soft kiss on his pink lips. He responded by pushing into the kiss and using his legs so that he was laying on top of you, causing you to tug at the strands of hair in your palms. He pulled back and then pushed his face into the pillow next to your head, laughing lightly and wrapping you into a hug. 

“I love you, Y/N.” He pulled back and threw himself next to you, bringing you on top of him. “And just so you know, I’m the lucky one.” 

You kissed him again and placed your hand on his chest, your leg coming to rest on his stomach. “Not tonight, Tate. Tonight I’m the one who gets to make you feel better and wanted. You can’t compliment me a single time until you’re feeling better. Because I love you too.” 

Tate groaned but couldn’t hide the grin appearing on his face as he hugged you closer. There was no reason for him to be insecure. If he could win a gem like you, then he was one spicy entree.


Lmao that ending though! OKAY so I AM DEFINITELY working on the two 13rw imagines and I am hoping to get them BOTH out by today. AYAYYAYAYA

you know the drill this is UNedited

BTS Reaction #6 - You dress up in a cute onsie and cuddle them to death

monsta x / black pink/ bts how would they react if you would dress up in a cute onesi and cuddle them to deathxD

And the final part is here! I’m a little sad since this is so cute!! ^.^ Thank you again anon!

Seokjin (Jin): *practically has a heartattack from how hard he’s fanboying over you* “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! How can one person be this cute??”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Hoseok (Jungkook): *this is his favorite moment of his entire life and he acts cute with you* “You are the most perfect human being I have ever met~”

Originally posted by orchid-bud

Namjoon (Rap Monster): *blushes and smiles super widely* “What got into you, you little cutie?”

Originally posted by baebsaes

Jungkook: *malfunctions from adorableness but is also still a dweeb* “BABE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? MY HEARTS GONNA EXPLODE, IT’S SO FULL OF RAINBOWS”

Originally posted by jinkooks

Taehyung (V): *happiest alien ever* “Yah, how did you know just what I needed tonight? You know me so well sweetie. I love you.”

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Jimin: *always up for a cuddle session* “Aww, babe! You’re so warm and cuddly~ Want to watch some movies and just chill tonight?”

Originally posted by booptae

Yoongi (Suga): *usually initiates the cuddles so he’s happy for the switch* *lughs* “Yah, why are you so weird?” *gives you a gummy smile and laughs more at your pout* “I love your weirdness though!! I swear!”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin