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 Oh, It’s that time of year again! Huzzah! And since I haven’t had much time to add much new (been working on illustrations for everyone but me ;D), it’s the same ‘ol. But It’s my annual Christmas Giveaway!

 One lucky person will be chosen on Nov 20th, and they will win a FREE Art blanket from my shop (regular size).

 Winner can choose any blanket they like, so have a look at

 My Etsy Shop- ho ho ho *cough*

 DID I MENTION THERE ARE GIFTS IN MANY PRICE RANGES, GREAT FOR THE FANTARDS IN YOUR LIFE? 8D??

  Just in case you realize that THESE MAKE PERFECT GIFTS, until Nov 23rd, I’m offering a coupon for $10 off *anything*. Yep, anything.

 Enter coupon code: HOLIDAY at check out. You’re welcome.

RULES:

-Reblog.

- Be 18. If not, have permission from an old person you know (not a pedo)

- I respond to praise *cough*- oh, lol I mean I try my best to decide the winner by random number generator :B

 Since these MAKE PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFTS- ORDER EARLY. My cut off to make sure it’s in time for Christmas is Dec 1st. These thing take time to make. BE SMARTER THAN HUMANS.

 Christmas is blood thristy WAR. The post office hates us all. You have been warned.

 Happy Holidays 8D!

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Christmas Presents Ahoy!

Whether you’re looking to spoil someone this Christmas with the perfect 100% handmade gift, or you think you’re the one in need of a bit of spoiling with something truly unique

please check out my Etsy Shop

And now for a nice and early, hassle-free Christmas shopping experience there’s also an amazing 10% off all items for all you, my lovely followers on Tumblr! Just use code TUMBLR10* at the checkout :)

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Happy-Meo MASTER LIST !!

I try to update this as often as I can cause I know how hard it can get to find your way around LOL :) As always I really appreciate every one who has subscribed to me! Thanks for taking the time to read my writings ^_^

Freshly updated on 10-8-17

* = new stories since last update/reblog of the Master List

VIXX Stories:

Keeping Secrets (Neo; Hongbin x Reader): [COMPLETED] 
Chapter Links 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 (Finale)

Summary: Every person usually has their own set of secrets, but when your interest lands you in the biggest secret in Jellyfish, you’re in for a whirlwind as you find yourself in different predicaments trying to keep it. 

VIXX! Father Series (Fluffy one-shots with VIXX as fathers): Leo | Hyuk | Hakyeon | Hongbin | Ravi | Jaehwan

Brains & Beauty (Hyuk x Reader fic; school au)
Summary: I never really sought out K-pop or was too fond of it. Until K-pop found me in the form of Han Sanghyuk.    



BTS/ BANGTAN BOYS STORIES:

ONGOING Series: 

Vampire! Tae: The Unlucky Ones (Tae x OC) [Fluff, Angst]: Vampires have soulmates too. But there were unlucky ones whose soulmates turned out to be human.
Part 1 | Part 2

Don’t Judge Sweet & Sour (Yoongi x OC Lee Maia x Jungkook with BTS members) [Fluff, Angst]:
Chapter Links: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14
Summary: Through a series of events, Lee Maia becomes BTS’s manager, specifically genius producer Min Yoongi’s, in order to become a Big Hit trainee. However, Min Yoongi is infamous among staff for being rude and particular and no other staff members were able to handle him for more than a few days. Will she survive the year and achieve her dream of debuting as an idol?

When Music Meets Lyrics (Yoongi x OC) [Fluff, Angst]:
Summary: Min Yoongi had been having trouble creating music lately, especially coming up with meaningful lyrics. But that all changes when he hears the words of a new mysterious lyricist.

Part 1 | Part 2  

COMPLETED Stories:

* Save Me (Yoongi x Reader ft. Jin & all the other BTS members; Secret Agent Au) [Mystery, Action, Angst, & Fluff (contains some violence, mentions of murder, death, and bullying)] [NEWLY COMPLETED]

Summary: It was an unprecedented love that bloomed within the halls of your high school, until secret words were overheard, and shattered the budding romance. It changed your life forever, leading you down a path you had never thought you would be on– training to become a secret agent. You chose it to escape Yoongi and the results of how things ended between you two, but as fate would have it, that very same choice ended up leading you right back to him. Will you be able to save your clients and solve mysteries together despite your history? Will you be able to save each other? Will you able to save yourself…from yourself?    

Parts:  Prologue | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (Finale) | Bonus: The Letter

Masquerade  [COMPLETED]
(Jimin x Reader x Hoseok) [Fluff & Smut; Office Au, Hosts Au]

“With a mask, you could be whoever you want to be. You could be someone completely different, or you could be unabashedly yourself.”

Summary: To secretly relieve your stress about your single life and your hard times at work, you cave and decide to give this mysteriously alluring club a chance. At Club Masquerade, you can indulge in your fantasies and indulge in who you really want to be without strings attached. So when you waltz in and realize you’re not exactly sure what you want, two of their best hosts swoop in and are more than willing to help you figure it out… But it seems you’re not the only one keeping secrets in your office.

Parts:  Part 1 |  Part 2  |  Part 3 | Part 4 (Finale)

Masquerade II: Welcome to Burlesque & Balls [COMPLETED]
(Fluff & Smut; Club Au, Masquerade Ball Au, Burlesque Au)  
DISCLAIMER: Since this is the second saga of MASQUERADE, there will be SPOILERS! So if you haven’t already, it is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that you read Masquerade first before this for context and for better understanding, plus you won’t spoil the ending of that story for yourself. ;) **

Summary: Being the receptionist of Club Masquerade and working as a barista wasn’t quite enough to make your ends meet comfortably, so when a new place opens up nearby that’s looking for attractive females to perform in a neo-Burlesque club, you jumped at the chance for a new job and a chance to do something more than sitting behind a desk or counter. But just like your financial status, your love life wasn’t all too great either. When it seemed like all hope was lost, fate had other plans for you. Unexpected suitors waltzed into your life in various ways, and unbeknownst to each of them, you play the field, hoping to overcome your fears and finally find Mr. Right among them… But it seems you’re not the only one keeping secrets.    

Parts:  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 (Finale)

* Masquerade II Drabbles: 
2.1: The Birth of Red Mask
Summary: Join Red Mask in this flashback to find out what exactly happened in his past that led him to become the very alluring man we had grown to love so dearly.
2.2: The Reunion
Summary: Jimin journeys to his high school reunion, albeit unwillingly, to deal with the demons in his past. Will he be able to battle them head on or will he be swallowed up like before?

Masquerade III (Jungkook x Reader x BTS member - read to find out >:] ) [Fluff & Smut]:  [COMPLETED]
Summary: With Club Masquerade’s original hosts “graduating” one at a time, it’s up to the newcomers to pick up the slack and keep the customers happy. And who better to take the reins than the notorious Red Mask’s prodigy, Jeon Jungkook. But things become a bit difficult when you come into the picture, with your desire to do research on the rules of love and dating through your experience with your host. Will Jungkook be able to satisfy your curiosities… or will someone else?

Parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 (Finale)

* Masquerade III Drabbles: 
3.1: The Decision 
Summary:  When you first started, you thought it would progress into something more. But months down the road, nothing’s changed. You were still in some weird in between phase, waiting. But the longer you waited, the deeper you fell for him. How long exactly could you hold onto the hope that you had when everything first began?

SILVER SPOON [COMPLETED]
(Yoongi x Reader ft Jimin & VIXX’s Leo as side characters) [Office Au; Rom-com, Fluff]:

Summary: Having been born and raised in the country side, you have worked hard your entire life to make it to the big city. You eventually achieved your dream and now you have a wonderful paying job for a large company and you continue putting your 110% into everything you do. However, your perfect plan to climb to success through consistent effort and hard work becomes disarrayed with the arrival of your branch’s new rebellious and easy-going CEO, who never desired the position in the first place and has never truly worked hard a day in his life. Your job is on the line if he can’t be turned into a quality CEO within a year, but he has no intention of changing himself for anyone or letting you boss him around so easily. How will you work your way through this obstacle? Will you succeed in changing him or will he be the one that changes you?

Parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 (Finale)

WORLDS. (Yoongi x Reader x Hoseok; ft rest of BTS) [Fluff & Angst; Childhood Au, School Au, Best friends Au]  [COMPLETED]
A collection of your life growing up with your two best friends Yoongi and Hoseok. From the small pains of childhood to experiencing the trials of school life, love, heart break, and finding your passions, you three were always inseparable…until one day, you were forced to grow without them and it was then that you truly discovered yourself and each other.

Parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 (Finale)

Hug Me (J-Hope/Hoseok x Reader; Angst, some fluff):  
You and Hoseok were married, but the married life you thought you would be living is nonexistent now. You two were like strangers living in the same house. You knew his heart was no longer yours, but you still loved him. When the end of your marriage was near, you made him promise to stay with you for just one more month. One month was all you needed to finally let him go.

FORGIVE ME. Sequel to “Hug Me” (see below).  
(Jung Hoseok/ J-Hope & his daughter; Hoseok x Reader) [Angst] 

Summary:  How can one gain forgiveness from someone who is no longer in a position to give it? How can one be forgiven if they refuse to forgive themselves? How can one move forward to the future… if the past was so much better?  

Out of the Egg [COMPLETED]
(Jungkook x Reader; War Au/ Rebellion Au) [Fluff, Angst; mentions of violence, death, sexual harassment (briefly), and warfare]

Summary: The world you had once known is now bare and rotting with evil. Families were torn, houses were burned, and businesses were shattered by the Oppressors. In your world, there were only two possibilities – if you weren’t working with them, you were owned by them. However, a new faction arises that sings of hope and taking back the world that was once for the people, calling themselves “The Changers”. Although you tried to go unnoticed by either of them, out of fear of being killed or captured, you soon find yourself deep in the middle of the rebellion after an unexpected encounter.

Parts: | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 (Finale)

Bangtan Mission: Get BANG'ed (OC x Bang PD ft. all of BTS)
[Fluff, Romantic Comedy]

Summary: With all the fame and fortune they have been receiving, the boys can’t help but grow increasingly grateful to the man who gave them the opportunity to achieve their dreams – “Hitman” Bang PD. In their struggle to come up with the perfect Christmas gift to express their love and admiration for the very man who continues to inspire and motivate them, they find that their boss actually and very secretly only wants one thing for Christmas…their beautiful Head Coordi-noona. Put seven crazy boys on a secret match-making mission and one very shy CEO together and you have a recipe for a comedic disaster. Will they succeed in getting their Coordi-noona “Bang”-ed?

Past, Present, Future (Jin x Reader; fluff w/ mentions of bullying and body shaming) : You weren’t the ideal body type, far from it, but Jin loved you all the same. 

Feel the Rain (Namjoon x Reader; Fluff): In the midst of your mundane routine life, you meet a man who changes it all.

~Accidentally in Love~ Series (BTS x Reader; Fluff): We’ve all had our clumsy moments but what if those embarrassing moments, where we hoped no one was looking, actually led us to the right person?
Jungkook | Namjoon: Part 1 / Part 2 | 

Wings: An exposition of what I feel like all the BTS short films and titles were trying to exemplify about life and growing up on a general, relatable sense.

“First Meetings” Series (Fluffy one shots of the reader meeting BTS members; different story per member): Namjoon | Jin | Taehyung :“Sunflower Boy” | J-Hope : “Sun & Moon” | Jungkook : “Picture Perfect” | Yoongi : “Infires” | Jimin : “Flights & Fate”

Growth (Namjoon x Reader)Namjoon was everything you weren’t but you were everything Namjoon wasn’t.


Funnies: (My Random Troll thoughts)

REACTION TO BTS “SPRING DAY” MV ~

Reaction to the new songs on the BTS “You Never Walk Alone” album.

Reaction to AGUST-D

Yoongi’s hint at Hobi’s WINGS Introduction 

Christmas in the Common Rooms

Gryffindor


-Punk Goes Christmas playing entirely way too loud

-Piles of extra fire wood, literally all over the common room

-Subsequent tripping over piles of fire wood, atleast twice a day.

-Hot cooca with lion shaped marshmellows

-Wizard Chess tournaments

-Eating popcorn garlands off the tree

-Homemade fudge

-Messily wrapped presents hidden EVERYWHERE

-Falling asleep on couches and cushions and tangled limbs


Ravenclaw


-Christmas Remixes, lets be honest

-A whole white Christmas tree, decorated with every blue item they could find

-I’m talking everything from staplers to a blue Nirvana vinyl

-The BEST handwritten Christmas Cards

-Black coffee & Dark Chocolate

-How are they so good at wrapping presents?

-Perfect Blue star on the top of the tree

-Gag gifts for the other houses

-All of the presents go under the tree and under the tree only.


Slytherin



-Classical & Jazz music playing quietly

-Magical Snow, disappearing before it hits the ground.

-Crackling fire.

-7th Years sneaking in Firewhisky and letting First years try a sip.

-Since it’s under the lake, the common room is way to goddamn cold, so there are expensive furs and duvets strewn on all the furniture.

-Green Christmas lights on a Silver Christmas tree

-Christmas gifts are boxed, we don’t have time to wrap.

-Steaming mugs of Dunkin’s extra light and sweet


Hufflepuff


-Giggle Water, ‘nuff said.

-Hot tea

-Presents are wrapped in bits of old parchment and torn pieces of the Daily Prophet

-The Christmas tree is literally SAGGING under the sheer weight and quantity of decorations.

-Honestly the entire room is just really warm?

-Christmas Classics are played on repeat

-Leaving homemade cookies, cakes, and magical drinks for the house elves on Christmas Eve

-Somehow always gets you the PERFECT gift???

Updated Masterlist 27.10.17

***-SMUT

01. Imagine

(Feel the love of loving Harry Styles)

02. Perfect gift

(Cute christmas fluff)

03. Secret

(harry wants to keep y/n’s and his relationship private but she don’t)

04. You’re wrong

(y/n runs into his long back bestie and love and the blossoms of love blooms again)

05. Don’t wanna know

(Harry tells Y/n, his best friend about his love. Little did he knew Y/n loved him)

06. Love me now *

(A cute valentine imagine)

07. Kiss me

(Imagine kissing HS)

08. Bangles ***

(One in which missus is Indian)

09. Moving in

(Harry asks missus to move in with him)

10. Wedding Blues

(Wedding planning wasn’t easy as they thought)

11. Daddy sowwy

(In which Harry yells at their daughter)

12. Not yet

(Harry’s and y/n’s son Noah has a crush)

13. One more chance

(Harry fucked up bad and blames it on y/n )

14. Bubba feet

(Harry loves his baby girl’s little feet)

15. Not okay / Part 2

(Harry says something about y/n and she’s not okay with it)

16. Little something

(Y/n feels something for H’s song ‘Carolina’ but not in a cool way)

17. Day out

(Fluff about Styles family day out.)

18. Time for ourselves ***

(Smut about Harry and missus having some adult time.)

19. Black butterflies.

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4      

Part 5                                                                                                                   

Part 6                                                                                

(Harry has fallen out of love with Y/n. Will they find their way back?)

20. Forgotten

(Harry and Y/n are on vacation and he forgets something important)  

21. Aroused ***

(Harry eats missus out)

22. Roses

(Roses reminds Harry of hers)

23. Him

(Harry appreciation post)

24. It ain’t me

(It ain’t her anymore)


You can reblog if you want :)

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Desperate for our dream to come true, we wished on shooting stars, wishbones, pennies, fallen eyelashes, and sure enough, it worked.

Behold, two Camera Lens Mugs that look *just like* your favorite lenses.

Both mugs come with wildly realistic detail. Since when did any of your mugs have lens cap tops and rubber-grip focus rings? They even have an auto-focus switch!

Perfect gif for anyone! Get one here.

Rebloggable masterlist

Miss me when I’m gone

***-SMUT

01. Imagine

(Feel the love of loving Harry Styles)

02. Perfect gift

(Cute christmas fluff)

03. Secret

(harry wants to keep y/n’s and his relationship private but she don’t)

04. You’re wrong

(y/n runs into his long back bestie and love and the blossoms of love blooms again)

05. Don’t wanna know

(Harry tells Y/n, his best friend about his love. Little did he knew Y/n loved him)

06. Love me now *

(A cute valentine imagine)

07. Kiss me

(Imagine kissing HS)

08. Bangles ***

(One in which missus is Indian)

09. Moving in

(Harry asks missus to move in with him)

10. Wedding Blues

(Wedding planning wasn’t easy as they thought)

11. Daddy sowwy

(In which Harry yells at their daughter)

12. Not yet

(Harry’s and y/n’s son Noah has a crush)

13. One more chance

(Harry fucked up bad and blames it on y/n )

What the zodiac signs love

Aries: Listening to good music in a truck with their best friends, Harry Potter 🎭, making fun of others, beautiful laughs of others

Taurus: Playing good games 🎮, food, the warm of a home, great jokes, good marks on their favourite class, sexy clothes

Gemini: Beautiful sunsets, good music 🎶 (something unordinary), having a good conversation, flirting, long car drives , OWLS 🦉

Cancer: Sport, cold days when they can wear their beautiful sweatshirt, watching how it rains 🌧, fighting for their loved ones

Leo: Being listen when they tell a story, wearing top brands clothes, giving gifts 🎁 when Christmas comes, THEIR BIRTHDAY

Virgo: Perfect grades, a good book 📚 when their bored, having a good friend who they can tell anything, being in love with a person

Libra: That moment when u laugh until u can’t feel your cheeks, having a great sleep over 🎈, making their own language with their friends

Scorpio: Watching how rain makes people be over emotional, listening a great story, helping others, sunrises 🌅, gossip

Sagittarius: Having great plans for their vacation, traveling all over the world, camp fires 🔥, having lots of friends, making stupid things at school

Capricorn: Being the clown 🤡 of the class, they love to move 24/7, learning funny facts about everything, having a hobby

Aquarius: Great parties, sweets 🍭, SUPER verbal fight, having a program, staying out as much as possible, learning useful things

Pisces: Naps, a beautiful thing to think of while their trying to sleep, comfort, SNAKS 🍟, pyjamas, night time, online friends

The Bigfoot Conundrum

Fluffy Emily fluff based off a headcanon @markwatneyandensemble crafted. 


Mulder has finally gotten a Scully to take Bigfoot seriously.

When he bought Emily the stuffed Sasquatch, he didn’t know what toys were a appropriate for a three, almost four year old. He told the manager at Walmart he wanted something cute without small, swallowable pieces and she showed him the plastic tower of Beanie Babies. There, between two holiday bears left over from the Christmas season was the perfect gift for an uberscully. It was kismet.

At least, that’s the excuse he gave Scully.

“You bought my daughter a Bigfoot?”

Mulder shrugs and begins clearing the table. He surprised them with Burger King. Emily loves their chicken nuggets and he knows Scully likes a burger before they delve into case reports. The Bigfoot, wrapped in paper from the dollar store sat on the counter. Emily kept eyeing it throughout dinner. She knew it was for her. Anyone who came by brought her gifts. They were given under the guise of christmas presents but, in reality, it was a belated baby shower. Clothes, toys, Disney movies - even a pink bed from American Signature. Scully’s friends and family are stocking her up on everything a little girl needed.

He tosses the wrappers and shredded paper in the trash. “So? She loves it.”

And does she. Bigfoot is getting the VIP tour of the apartment. Emily shows him the bathroom, Scully’s bedroom and her bedroom all while talking to the stuffed toy like she’s a real estate agent. Yes, Mr. Bigfoot, the drapes are lovely and they match the carpet too.

He laughs at that which makes Scully flush. She opens the Coats Grove file and hides her blushing face behind it.

“Is she wrong?” Mulder asks innocently. “Does your carpet not match the drapes?” He’s had the occasional peak down there so he knows she’s a true redhead. It’s not something they make a habit out of, just lapses of judgement when they almost lost each other. Her abduction, both times he nearly died on a train, Pusher, on their way back from Comity, New Hampshire and, most recently, the week before she started chemo. But now that she’s a mother, he doubts it’ll ever happen again.

Scully shoots him a keep-it-PG look. “Behave.”

“She started it.”

Emily wanders back into the kitchen, Bigfoot still cradled in her arms. She has Scully’s eyes - clear and bright, the eyes of a steadfast scientist. Mulder wonders if she’ll inherit Scully’s skepticism or if she’ll spend her life chasing after the conspiracy that created her. There must be others, Mulder thinks. Hundreds of children conceived from the stolen ovas of abductees. Emily may have brothers and sisters. Will she make a crusade out of finding them like Mulder has done for Samantha?

He pats her head when she walks by the table. “Does Bigfoot approve of the accommodations?”

“He does.” She sets Bigfoot on the table and looks up at Mulder. “Where do Bigfoots live in the wild?”

“Mountains, forests.”

“Have you ever seen one?”

“No,” he says but when Emily’s face falls he adds, “but I have seen a giant lake monster.”

“Really?”

“Really. His name was Big Blue and he was huge.”

He grins at Scully who sighs and takes the bait. “Big Blue was an alligator, Mulder, not a prehistoric plesiosaur. You shot it dead yourself.”

“You shot an alligator?” Emily asks, blue eyes wide like Scully’s right before an autopsy. Curiosity and disbelief in a single sentence. Maybe she’ll be both a skeptic and a believer - a skeptical believer. She’ll use science to prove the existence of aliens, cryptids and ghosts. The Charles Darwin of the paranormal.

“Nevermind,” Scully says before Mulder can answer. “We’re not going to talk about shooting alligators.”

Emily pouts. “Why not?”

“Because it’s past your bedtime.” Scully stands and lifts Emily up, settingling her against her hip with the ease of a practiced mother. She’s always been a quick study, adapting and learning to play different roles in life.

Emily snuggles against Scully. “I don’t wanna sleep.”

Mulder tickles her foot. It flexes reactively, pink little toes curling as she giggles. “You need at least ten hours of sleep a night, kid. It helps you grow.”

“Don’t wanna.”

He watches Scully carry her to bed. She’s a mother now and it’s a beautiful thing.

anonymous asked:

Wahhh you have a store?! Guess I know what I'm asking for, for my birthday!! It's not til March, but I already have my Christmas gift picked lol CHARMS!!!!The perfect thing to add to the bag I asked for lol love your work, Crimson!

I do!!! OuO
Here’s the link!
It’s the same link you can find in my blog description ^w^
and lololol XDDD
I SHOULD BE HAVING A SALE IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS <3
But after December I’ll have siren charms for sale if you’re interested in those ^^
AND LOLOL
I’M HAPPY YOU LIKE MY STUFF ENOUGH TO WANT TO BUY THINGS ;;;

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm hoping to get my first dog in a few months and unfortunately after looking into the shelters in the area is seems that they ever have larger dogs and I need a small breed because I'm moving into an apartment. So instead I'm planning on adopting from a breeder. Do you have any advice on how to make sure that I'm going to a good breeder?

Congrats on your new addition! So excited for you!

Okay, so if you’d prefer an adult dog I would keep looking at shelters. You can also look for rehomes on Craigslist or Kijiji, but be aware that people who advertise puppies on these sites are very very likely either BYB or puppy mills. 

A good place to start would be the American/Canadian Kennel Club breeder lists. Even if you don’t find the perfect breeder there, it’s still a good starting point. 

Talk to people who have your breed! Checking out dog shows! People know people, so talk dogs with your acquaintances. 

Some red flags to watch out for:

  • Advertising puppies on popular sites (Facebook, Craigslist)
  • Always has puppies, has puppies of different ages or breeds
  • Advertises puppies as “Perfect Christmas/Easter gifts!” 
  • Sells puppies on a first-come, first-serve basis
  • Doesn’t do anything with their dogs (dog sports, work, etc)
  • Doesn’t let you check out where puppies are whelped or check out at least the dam (sire may not be owned by breeder so it is probably legit if he’s not on site)
  • Allows puppies to leave dam too early (less than 6 weeks is unacceptable, 8-10 weeks is ideal)

Some things to look out for:

  • Do the parents have good ability? (Titles, working ability)
  • Do the parents have good health? (Major health concerns vary on the breed)
  • What does the breeder do if you can’t keep a puppy? (Do they take them back? Are you supposed to rehome the puppy yourself?)
  • Are the puppies introduced to [weird sounds, weird places, strange people, strange animals] before they go home?
  • How often does the dam have litters? 
  • Where have previous puppies ended up? How are they doing?

Good luck anon. Let us know how this turns out, and send in pics of your puppy! -C

The person asked for Kent taking a selfie with Kit with the sentence “I’m a walking travesty” somewhere on the image. Posted with permission.

Reminder that I do stuff like this for only 20$ (and you can even get the original for 50!). What, did you just hear “Perfect Christmas gift for my nerdy friend? Why, yes you did! I do all fandoms and all pairings, and I work fast. So if you want something done, write me at talhibriones@yahoo.ca or message me on tumblr!

(It’s for a good cause, I need to upgrade my computer so I can draw on it again)

anonymous asked:

What would be the perfect Christmas gifts for the Venus signs?

Okay I’m gonna extend this to the 2nd House too because it’s generally the sign that’s on the 2nd House cusp and the planets within that house that will dictate what someone appreciates in gifts!

Aries/Mars: A voucher for an activity centre, some kind of sport or activity equipment

Taurus/Venus: Fragrances/make-up, fancy foods or chocolates

Gemini/Mercury: Interactive books or journals, brain teasers or puzzles

Cancer/Moon: Something of sentimental value, something that speaks from the heart

Leo/Sun: Something that supports their creative outlet, body care products

Virgo/Mercury: Products that will help with organisation, brain teasers, something useful to them

Libra/Venus: Aesthetically pleasing giftsets (probably perfumes, body care), clothes

Scorpio/Pluto: The likes of tarot cards should the native be interested, anything involving dark satire

Sagittarius/Jupiter: Books about far away places, surprise holidays

Capricorn/Saturn: Generic gift cards that they can spend on anything they want really

Aquarius/Uranus: Video games or something electronic, unusual or bizarre gifts

Pisces/Neptune: Books or products relating to spiritual growth, artistic gifts

Tale ad old as time. True as it can be. Barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly.

We fell in love with this Beauty and the Beast inspired lantern to decor your home and get fascinated by the shadows of Belle, the Beast, Chip and Mrs Potts, Lumiere and Tockins!

Perfect gift for your love, great decoration for Christmas, unique centerpiece for your wedding!

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anonymous asked:

I've always been intrigued by the gorgeous diamond shaped necklace C wears A LOT. It m/b just a fav piece but I've always felt it had sentimental value. Bought when she was cast in OL, family gift.? I've seen pics with it as far back as early 2014, idk if there are any b4 that. Fav theory is S gave it to her Xmas 2013. And lately she's been wearing it with a gold ring on the chain.

Umm yeah I’m going with that theory. You always want to impress on your first Christmas together so that seems like the perfect gift. It would have been right after Paris too so maybe he bought it there :)

Sam/Jess Fic Recs:1K-5K

All the Right Moves by seimaisin (AO3; 1110)

      Sam’s smoother than he thinks he is.

       Jess decides to dance with a cute and awkward Sam.

Sunshine After Rain by The_Lady_Meg (AO3; 1156)

      Timestamp set between Essays in Demonic Politics and Treachery, Thy Name Is Brother

       Will never stop reccing this series. Good for all your KingOfHell needs, and for your SamJess needs as well.

A Little Black Box (Or How Jess Broke the Winchester’s Ugliest Lamp)  (AO3; 1163)

      Sam was gonna ask her to marry him. (AU)

      Idiots in love. It’s an awesome AU, background DeanxCas.

The Art of Foot-In-Mouth and Falling in Love by yalu (AO3; 1178)

      Sam meets Jess. Sam inserts foot. Jess is easily amused. Happy fluffy fic in which Jess is an artist and Sam is clueless.

      What it says on the tin.

A New Favorite by ArtistKurai (FFN; 1198)

      A short story about how Sam came to love salads.

      Sam and Jess’s first date.

Perfect by bleuboxes (FFN; 1224)

      But if nothing is perfect, then she can’t actually be real.

      How Sam and Jess got together, from friends to lovers. Not as sad as it sounds.

The Perfect Gift by Sly Severus (FFN; 1224)

      Sam is spending his first Christmas with Jess and he’s left the shopping until Christmas Eve. What will he do when all the stores are closed and he’s still left with nothing for his girlfriend?

      Sam is insecure and carries on the Winchester tradition of gas station presents.

Crafting for Cash by LadyAJ_13 (AO3; 1239)

      Sam and Jess have money issues, so find a creative solution

      Cute and fluffy (isn’t there a gif of Stitch I can use…)

Sorority Girls by morrezela (AO3; 1296)

      Jess makes a last ditch attempt to join a sorority. Sam is there for her when it doesn’t go so well.

      Sam is a gentleman, sorority girls are awful, Jess’s hair is green.

Worn for Sleeping by SnickFic (AO3; 1324)

      It takes three tubes of paint – three shades carelessly selected, though when she finishes Jess sees each one is progressively more red – to write Sam’s name on the wall.

      Post-Pilot, sad af.

Stanford Days by masquerade97 (AO3; 1370)

      Sam is drowning in his studies for the LSAT and Jess demands he take a break.

      What it says on the tin.


Surf’s Up by fireSign10 (AO3; 1415)

      Jess takes Sam to the beach for the first time…and maybe the last.

      Vacation turns into hunt. Jess finds out but that talk isn’t addressed here.

Crash and Burn by Remember Ember (FFN; 1828)

      Crash and burn. It was their catch phrase, their signature line. Sam would come back from a hard day and Jess would bring him cookies and they would smile at each other and Sam would be like; “What would I do without you?” “Crash and burn”

      Spans the length of their relationship, as well as a scene from the funeral.

Patient Name: Cute Guy by madeByMe (FFN; 1894)

      When a cute-but-sick guy enters the health clinic, Jess can’t help but get invested. Featuring sick!Sam.

        What it says on the tin.

Secrets by Fynnegan (FFN; 1936)

       Why are there so many secrets? Sam/Jess

       Jess gets angry about how little she actually knows about Sam.

Stepping on Toes by ElectroKate (FFN; 1939)

      Simple, cute one-shot of Sam and Jess first meeting under awkward circumstances.

      What it says on the tin (should I make an abbreviation?)

Fix Me in 45 by Air Guitar Pixie (FFN; 2041)

      The one where Sam is asexual and adorable. Because we need more ace representation in this fandom, ya hear me?

       Beginning of their relationship and Sam worrying about being a good boyfriend. Also, yes we need more Ace!SPN stuff.

It’s a Wonderful Life by kety77 (AO3; 2219)

      Finding the first gray hair turns out to be a bit more life changing than expected.

       Set over a long period of time, kind of a curtain-fic. Also cute and fluffy.

Trading Scars by trueUnbeliever (AO3; 2301)

      Sam and Jess aren’t without their scars. Sharing them, on the other hand, is something they never thought they’d do. But this is what they are for each other, and this is what they need. It’s nice, sometimes, to have someone who understands.

      Sam and Jess comfort each other. Discussion of past child abuse and nightmares.

The Secret Life of Sam Winchester by alethiometry (AO3; 2302)

      What I Know: Sam’s parents are named John and Mary. He has an older brother named Dean. They lived in Lawrence, Kansas until Mary died suddenly. Sam was just a baby when it happened, and Dean was four. John took his boys on the road and eighteen years later, Sam got a full ride to Stanford. He hasn’t seen or spoken to his father or brother for four years.What I Don’t Know: Everything else.

        Jess has many ideas about Sam’s past. They’re not necessarily accurate (hero isn’t on there, for one).

Breath of Fresh Air by Zana_Zira (AO3; 2454)

      Sam has had asthma his entire life, and usually he manages it just fine. But the winter air has never agreed with him, even in Palo Alto, and no one at Stanford seems to know enough about the condition to be any help. So when Sam suffers an inevitable asthma attack on campus, who will be able to help him this time?

       It’s on a SamJess rec list, we know who helps him out. Possible medical inaccuracies, definite hints of John Winchester’s A+ parenting.

But There Was Jess by wonderSam (AO3; 2817)

      Sam and Jess have seen each other around campus, but could a few coffees and a picnic turn into a relationship?

      Freshman year at Stanford and ‘How Sam and Jess got together’.

Happy Families… by UnabashedBird (AO3; 2861)

      Sam goes with Jess to her family reunion, and receives help coping from an unlikely, adorable source.

       Sam + toddler = cavities.

Lost Boy by UnabashedBird (FFN; 2870)

      Sam and Jess meet in a park when they’re kids. Years later, friends at Stanford, they figure it out.

       Same author as Faith, Trust, and a Dog or Four

Leading by lanri (FFN;2978)

      For Sam, Jess was a dream come true. For Jess, Sam was everything she had ever wanted. It was perfect.

      Part of Lanri’s Unseen ‘verse. Blind!Sam

Where the Heart is by alethiometry (AO3; 3132)

      It’s barely the end of junior year, but Jess already has an idea for how they can spend their post-grad summer.

       Sam and Jess discuss future plans and practice compromise (although it more resemble a game of ‘No you hang up first’).

Sam and Other Sam by InTheCompanyOfDragons (FFN; 3351)

      Jessica Moore loved Sam Winchester. But she also knew there were parts of him she would never understand.

       Ch1 is Jess ruminating on the different (hunter) side of Sam. Ch2 is Dean and Stanford Sam (also Sam missing Jess).

Bella Omnium Contra Omnes by ninhursag (AO3; 3814)

      A dorm prank war gets out of hand and Jessica Lee Moore meets a tall, handsome stranger.

      What it says on the tin. Here be implied monsters and ruined coffee.

Turn a Life Around by kanoitrace (AO3; 4400)

      It’s three weeks into her second semester at Stanford that she notices him, and once she does, she’s left wondering how it took that long. The story of Sam Winchester and Jessica Moore.

      Another ‘How Sam and Jess got together’.

Blind Date by ColtsandQuills (AO3; 4430)

      Jessica’s roommate is a little on the overprotective side, but that’ll be the least of Sam Winchester’s worries as secrets come to light.

      Second-Person POV, meant to be read as a reader-insert but good even if that’s not quite your cup of tea. Hunter!Jess.