perfect flawless show

  • twenty one pilots performing during concerts: gods among men, no one can touch their talented greatness
  • twenty one pilots performing on live t.v shows: two weird potatoes ready to be boiled

“Jace Wayland Morgenstern Herondale Lightwood is flawless.”

“I hear his hair is insured for 10,000 dollars.”

“I heard he does stele commercials… In Alicante!”

“One time, he met an angel well he was dead considering the angel I’m mentioning, but he has met an angel, and the angel brought him back to life.”

LITERALLY EVERYONE: “One time he wittily insulted me… It was awesome!”


Given straight to Paul Scholes - what about that! What about that! 

Getting compliments is wonderful and everyone should feel beautiful in their own skin. But I get my hair and make up done professionally. For a job. That’s not beauty. That’s make up it’s a curling iron and hairspray. What’s beautiful is inside you. It’s your creativity. It’s your intelligence. Your empathy and your kindness to your fellow man. I could care less about being “pretty” or “perfect” and we should all ask ourselves why in our society that is the “highest” and most common compliment we are paying to our female friends.
—  Troian Bellisario