peregriner

  • Aragorn: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb hobbits until I got dumb hobbits myself. I've only had Frodo and Sam for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Enoch: *acts like a little bitch*

Me: Cute.

Enoch: *is rude to people*

Me: Precious.

Enoch: *literally destroys everything*

Me: What a guy :^)

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“I used to dream about escaping my ordinary life, but my life was never ordinary. I had simply failed to notice how extraordinary it was. Likewise, I never imagined that home might be something I would miss.” - Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s home for peculiar children. 

My goodreads

  • *phone rings*
  • *
  • Killer: I can see you
  • Horace:
  • Killer:
  • Horace: How does my hair look?
  • *
  • Killer: I can see you
  • Enoch:
  • Killer:
  • Enoch: So can I. Everyday. In the mirror. I don't see the point of this conversation.
  • *
  • Killer: I can see you
  • Jacob:
  • Killer:
  • Jacob: Welcome. The person you tried to reach is currently on their way to South Carolina. Please try again later.
  • *
  • Killer: I can see you
  • Hugh:
  • Killer:
  • Hugh: *wiggles eyebrows and looks out of the window* Then how come I've never seen you, mon cherie?
  • *
  • Killer: I can see you
  • Millard:
  • Killer:
  • Millard: Well... that is interesting.