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  • Aragorn: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb hobbits until I got dumb hobbits myself. I've only had Frodo and Sam for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Ladies and gentlemen, some of the 100000 reasons why I will love the Lord of the Rings movies and the cast till the end of times.

So this post here talks about the other characters besides the hobbits being a

Hobbit Delivery System

and I just…I had to okay?

Also MPS stands for Middle-Earth Parcel Service, obviously. I was too lazy for Gandalf. Maybe I should have gone with Middle-Earth Hobbit Service? ;D

  • Frodo: [in Mordor] This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness.

Lord of the Rings + The Hobbit vs Ao3 tags  Part 9/??

  • Pippin: I will now drink eight glasses of milk in three minutes.
  • Samwise: Nope! No, you won’t. No, you won’t because if you do that, you will die.

So imagine that Aragorn invited Pippin, Merry and Sam and their families to Gondor after a few years. Faramir is waiting and suddenly a little kid ran past him and Pippin yelles “Faramir!” and both of them goes “yes?” and that’s how Faramir knows that Pippin named his little tiny hobbit kid with his name and he goes to Eowyn with teary eyes and yells from the halls. “MY LOVE WE ARE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER SON AND WE ARE GOING TO NAME HIM PEREGRIN!”