percy jackson*

every time i see the “quit telling everyone im dead” meme all i can think of is that one part in tbl when percy crashes his own funeral

annabeth: percys dead

percy: quit telling everyone im dead!

annabeth: sometimes i can still here his voi- HOLY FUCK YOURE ALIVE YOU ASSHOLE

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Brain:</b> OMG I ship them!<p/><b>Me:</b> that's impossible<p/></p><p/><b>Brain:</b> NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE IF YOU SHIP HARD ENOUGH<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I live and would die for asexual biromantic Percy Jackson

Listen …. I live and breath for this headcanon and I love you for agreeing 

  • Percy treats Annabeth right - he grew up with Gabe abusing Sally and he vowed to be the exact opposite of him - so she doesn’t realize right away. They’ve never done anything further than kiss and she assumes it’s because they’re young and then because there’s other things to worry about and then that he’s being a gentleman once everything has settled down
  • When she finds out she’s incredibly supportive and Percy breathes a sigh of relief (cause lets face it: Percy probably has lots of self-worth issues and anxiety and it was hard for him to come out)
  • A lot of people are concerned about them having children and they’re just like are you crazy?? we don’t want to bring a child into this world to possibly suffer like us
  • Instead they look after, care, and help train all the campers who ran away, were kicked out of their homes, or were orphaned. Their hands are always full, but it makes them feel as if they’re doing some good in the world and they end up having dozens of children and what, just because we didn’t birth them doesn’t mean they’re not our children, piss off
  • The particularly young campers live with them and pay visits to Sally when they get older. She bakes for them and gives them life advice and pulls them into her infamous hugs when they’re sad. She warns Percy who to keep an eye on
  • But as much as he feels comfortable around his family, he’s self-conscious around the Aphrodite cabin and anyone else he thinks may sneer at him for it, until many reassurances later when they help him accept who he is
  • Once he accepts who he is, he loves to joking flirt with Jason and Piper and Leo, who tell him to screw off. Annabeth thinks it’s hilarious because she knows there’s nothing behind it besides trying to get a rise out of their friends
  • And if sometimes they pull pranks or fight Percy in retaliation, let’s just say she’s only a foot behind to record all of it
  • He and Annabeth go to every Chris Evans movie cause damn that boy is so dreamy
  • His favorite pajama shirt is one that reads “you are correct, Asexuals do reproduce via budding and soon our clones will rule the world” that Annabeth bought him

This went to a different place than I was expecting but here are some of my thoughts nevertheless

Mod Isabel

  • Percy: *takes a deep breath*
  • Percy: i lo-
  • Annabeth: yes, you love blue, we know, you love the color blue so much, it's your favorite color, you love it so much, you just love the blue, we KNOW , you love blue you fucking love the color blue ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE BLUE. WE GET IT.
  • Percy: -ve you.
  • Annabeth: Wait what?
Voltron Demigod AU

Coran is a son of Dionysus. With his father being the god of craziness and wine Coran has his funny side and his ability to turn every liquid into wine from him. Due to him being one of the oldest Demigods to still live he teaches the other halfbloods about Monsters and Greek History with his awesome videos.

Allura and Pidge have Athena as their mother.
Allura got the wisdom part that makes her a great diplomat and strategist.
Pidge is extremly intelligent. She just knows everything about every possible topic and often invents incredible things.
Also both of them are skilled warriors and would kill you in seconds, but occasionally they sit together and just weave beautiful carpets.
Alluras carpets are extremely stunning and Pidges have various tech weaved inside. (She once made a flying one for Lance just so he can pretend to be Alladin) Pidge loves her tech and carries around a shield (The Aegis) that has every function imaginable from electrifying to making perfect pancakes. Allura has a staff. It has nothing special, its just a staff, but damn she is so skilled, she will slice up your throat with said staff.

Hunk is a son of Hepheistos and is able to understand and repair every tech within minutes.
Also he has a belt where he can summon tools and materials from, which he uses to create constructs in mid fight to crush his enemies heads. Hunk doesn’t have a favourite weapon since he likes to create them specially for the enemy he faces.

Lance, of course, is the son of Apollo, the sun god. He always shines like a small sun (the intensity depends on his mood)
He got his sharpshooting skills from his father. Lance is so good he can shoot an apple off an animate object in mid flight with just 2 seconds of preparation time. The bow he uses is from Hunk and his arrows are made by Pidge. Hunks bow is able to absorb Lances light and channel it to a bright arrow of pure and compressed sunshine. His other arrows have different functions but he just loves the ones who can create freezes things. Firstly because he can use them to spread his light to blind enemies and secondly because he always has a mirror to see himself and his flawless skin. But not only his shooting skills, Lance is also an incredible singer. Sometimes he just starts to sing so good that it disturbs all the others and stops them from working.

Shiros godly parent is nobody less than the godfather Zeus himself. Zeus granted Shiro with his leading abilities and the lighting that Shiro can create in his body. These lighting strikes are so strong that they can toast hundreds of enemies at once and so precise that said enemies are goldbrown without burned sides. Shiro likes to fight with his bare hands, but sometimes he uses massive metal sticks to strengthen his electro powers.

Keith never knew his heritage. He spent all his life searching for his parents and his purpose. Keith carries a dark dagger around that he somehow always possessed. One day, when he was nearly about to die he was saved Lance who just passed by. When the boy brought Keith to the others, the dagger activated itself and grew to a huge sword. The sword had a name carved in it “Hades”. Since then he trained every day to get better. With Hades came the power to manipulate the darkness. Contrary to Lance, Keith has an aura of darkness and he can shoot dark fire that steals life energy from organic matter and disintegrates non living matter. A cut from his sword has the same effect just worse.

Thanks for your attention on this very important topic.
Problems in the Riordanverse

Octavion: Yes, But WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!!

Percy, Reyna, Nico, Will, Hazel, Frank, Jason, Piper, Leo, Annabeth, Grover, Clarisse, Bianca DiAngelo, Luke Castellan, The Dryads and the Naiads, The Gods, Rick Riordan, Taylor Swift, Meryl Streep and Obama:

This is the first in a series of album covers and playlists I’m making for the main Heroes of Olympus characters because I really really like making playlists. I tried to mix things up a bunch genre-wise and some songs are based more on title than lyrics and vice versa.

Percy Jackson /// Spotify Link  

  1. What’s My Age Again? / blink-182
  2. Wouldn’t It Be Nice? / The Beach Boys
  3. Walk / Foo Fighters
  4. Distance / Andrew Jackson Jihad
  5. Territorial Pissings / Nirvana
  6. Barracuda / Heart 
  7. Heroes / David Bowie
  8. It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) / R.E.M.
  9. I Saw Water / Tigers Jaw
  10. Out Here All Night / Damone
  11. Rock You Like a Hurricane / Scorpions
  12. Holy Diver / Dio
  13. Who Are You / The Who
  14. All These Things That I’ve Done - The Killers
  15. Nothing Special / Local H
  16. Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back / My Chemical Romance
  17. River Below / Billy Talent
  18. Underwater / MIKA
  19. Always Something There to Remind Me / Naked Eyes
  20. Bigmouth Strikes Again / The Smiths
  21. Fall Back Down / Rancid
  22. Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) / Journey
  23. Breathe Underwater / Placebo
  24. Come Sail Away / Styx
  25. Black Sheep / Metric

Hazel: I’d tell you to ask Lady Juno but…

Annabeth: I hope she suffered.

Hazel: Annabeth!

Annabeth: What? We can’t both be merciful and serene.

anonymous asked:

What if Jason had remembered Reyna the same way Percy had remembered Annabeth

Interesting but okay…

-So Jason wakes up on the bus and all he can remember is the name Reyna, so when Piper calls to him he’s like “Reyna?”

-At first Jason thinks that Reyna’s his girlfriend which definitely creates a divide between him and Piper.

-Then as the series progress memories keep coming Jason starts to regain his memories and he remembers all the nights that he and Reyna would stay up late talking about the camp or training or even just make fun of Octavian.

-Jason, although he likes Piper very much, also misses his friend, and co-leader.

-He, like Annabeth is nervous about going to Camp Jupiter because he’s afraid that his old friend won’t like what he’s become.

-He is sad when it is evident that Reyna doesn’t love him and Piper together and even feels a little guilty, however when Reyna starts to tease him like old times, he has hope and knows that they will be able to re-strengthen their friendship.

So yeah I changed some of the events but I like this headcanon because personally I believe Jason would have remember Reyna regardless if their relationship was platonic because their relationship was still strong.

Demigods and Paladins 2
  • Shiro: I'm the serious and leaderly one who doesn't have a sense of humor.
  • Jason: No, that's me…
  • Lance: I'm the ladies' man who feels stronger in the water.
  • Percy: I thought that was me…?
  • Lance: But I'm also the seventh wheel.
  • Leo: Me too, buddy. I'm the mechanic.
  • Hunk: Hello, that's me, dude!
  • Leo: And I'm the jokester.
  • Lance: Well whaddaya know, so am I!
  • Leo: And I'm the short one.
  • Pidge: No comment. I'm the smart one.
  • Annabeth: Same.
  • Hunk: I'm the pudgy one.
  • Frank: Hey—
  • Allura: I'm the pretty one with multicolored eyes
  • Piper: I am NOT a label. But if I were, that'd be quite accurate.
  • Nico: I'm the angsty emo one who feels excluded because I come from scary and almost evil ancestry
  • Keith: Okay, this is starting to creep me out a little.