percy jackson movie

  • Percy Jackson Books:Oh hey, Movie Interpretation, I heard you're making a movie based on me. Cool.
  • Movie Interpretation:Yeah, I'm so excited. It's gonna be waaay relatable. We're tweaking a few little things tho, that okay?
  • Percy Jackson Books:Yeah, sure, that's fine. What are you changing?
  • Movie Interpretation:Not much. Just some ages, and hair and skin colors.
  • Percy Jackson Books:Okay, wait, some of those things are really-
  • Movie Interpretation:And also the entire beginning. We want Mrs. Dodds to be scarier, you feel me?
  • Percy Jackson Books:No, actually, I don't think-
  • Movie Interpretation:Those cabins you described? Well we're gonna make those weird open-air tents. More woodsy. Also, no capture the flag, that's lame-o
  • Percy Jackson:Alright, stop, you can't-
  • Movie Interpretation:Omg wouldn't pearls be cool? Let's just replace the entire plot with pearls
  • Percy Jackson Books:Are you even trying
  • Movie Interpretation:Okay, so I lied, the only things we're keeping the same are the names, teehee. Isn't this fun!
  • Percy Jackson Books:
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  • Percy Jackson Books:
  • Percy Jackson Books:fine whatever
  • Will:Hey Nico
  • Nico:hey Will.
  • Will:i was walking around yesterday and i saw a cactus and-
  • Leo:OH LOOKK
  • Leo:ITS NICO AND WILL
  • Jason:TALKING TO EACH OTHER
  • Percy:AND STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
  • Piper:AND BEING NICE AND SOCIAL WITH ONE ANOTHER
  • Annabeth:WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT.
  • Will:um
  • Nico:guys i swear
  • Will:Nico, these guys are creepy stalkers.
  • Nico:*sigh* but they're my creepy stalkers.
If I could go back in time...

If I could go back in time to when the first percy jackson book came out, I would go on tumblr and claim annabethjackson as my URL. Then, I would post a picture of the line where Luke says “you should have died in Tartarus, percy” and give a very ominous warning to all. Then, I would write Rick a letter saying how awesome he is before he got all popular. Finally, I would tell him to be very picky about the movie, and demand it at least be done with child actors.