THIS CAME ON TV AND I STARTED SCREAMING IN TERROR AND MY MOM IN THE OTHER ROOM STARTED SCREAMING IN TERROR AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING IN TERROR AND SHE STILL DOESN’T KNOW WHY WE WERE SCREAMING IN TERROR
If I could go back in time to when the first percy jackson book came out, I would go on tumblr and claim annabethjackson as my URL. Then, I would post a picture of the line where Luke says “you should have died in Tartarus, percy” and give a very ominous warning to all. Then, I would write Rick a letter saying how awesome he is before he got all popular. Finally, I would tell him to be very picky about the movie, and demand it at least be done with child actors.