percy jackson facts

annabeth chase who:
  • hasn’t read a book for fun in years because aside from lack of motivation, the swimming letters and jumbled words makes it hard for her to enjoy it
  • suffers from short-term memory loss — she’ll walk into a room and forget why she went there, or she’ll go into a book to fact-check something and can’t recall why she’s even flipping through the pages a minute later. sometimes she can’t remember whether she ate breakfast or not.
  • constantly misplaces her things, which is a result of her being disorganized — like shoving an assignment into the wrong binder when she’s in a hurry or can’t be bothered, or taking her phone into the kitchen and somehow finding it in the food pantry 20 minutes later
  • can’t keep her room clean for more than a few days before it’s a mess again, cluttered with textbooks and sketchpads and clothing littering the floor and shoved into the corners
  • never fails to procrastinate on her assignments, no matter how small. you could give her a whole year and she would still wait till the last minute
  • has trouble staying focused and often loses her train of thought — she could be giving a meticulously thought out explanation on something she’s passionate about and just completely go blank
  • will stare at the pages of her stupid textbook with tears of frustration in her eyes, silently begging herself to just focus because this reading was supposed to have been done weeks ago, but no matter how hard she tries the text on the page won’t stop jumping around
  • goes days and days without brushing/washing her hair and wears the same clothes for a whole week
  • becomes anxious and irritable at small things like a ticking clock or the beeping sound the smoke detector makes when its battery needs to be changed
  • gets sudden bursts of inspiration to start a completely new project at the most inappropriate times, like during an important lecture or at 1 am when she should be writing an essay that’s due the next morning.
  • because of this she ends up with a lot of incomplete works-in-progress and half-assed assignments
  • absolutely despises school and gets anxiety thinking about going back to class come sunday night
  • pretends to embrace the fact that people think she is “scary” and “intimidating” but after years of hearing it becomes very insecure — she wishes she were the first person to come to peoples’ minds when they think of someone nice and friendly.
  • is constantly insecure and ashamed of herself because she’s supposed to be debunking that stupid ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype but wonders if she’s only encouraging it when she looks back at her slip-ups/flubs during conversations and small mistakes on tests and terrible first impressions she’s made and every single impulsive decision she made that went wrong and— what kind of Athena kid is she?

rick probably never WOULD but imagine a pjo theme park 

  • a ride o’ love flume ride 
  • arena battles for entertainment, with mr. d as the presenter who sits in the chair (kinda like medieval times set up) 
  • you can get nectar in one of those cool collectible cups with the giant bendy straw and it has like a bunch of different characters to collect 
  • cabin specific merchandise 
  • a drakon roller coaster 
  • one of those theatrical rides where you sit down and get moved around and the screen plays in front of you - percy, annabeth, and tyson’s ride into the sea of monsters and getting swallowed by charybdis 
  • little greek myth facts littered throughout the parks written by Rick and put on plaques, or just like little commentary on a plaque in front of a statue of apollo: “do you see this? it’s me! that scary annabeth lady got someone to make it! ha, fantastic!" 
  • a hall of demigods "designed” by annabeth chase, that is a building filled with famous demigods and history and artifacts, like a little museum 
  • you can get ambrosia squares at a bake shop filled with demigod themed desserts 
  • the dam snack shop 
  • a hydra roller coaster 
  • a blackjack roller coaster, where before it starts, blackjack’s voice goes “ready to go, boss?” on the speaker 
  • another theatrical ride where they’re all escaping from luke and they use daedalus’ wings to fly 
  • chb merchandise 
  • idt Rick would want to hire face characters to walk around the park for any of his characters but i think it’d be more like the hp theme park where u see durmstrang students, so like maybe chb campers and cj campers 

there’s a lot more i can think about and a lot of the themes in the books are serious and not all fun and games but the age group for this series is middle schoolers and i think they’d like a theme park like this

#134

Percy is highly offended that the Ancient Greeks didn’t have a word for blue.

Okay but imagine if the Alex Rider chapters were named like the Percy Jackson ones.

“I Shot the Prime Minister”
“A Madman Plans to Dissect Me Alive”
“I Set a Boat on Fire”
“I Enter a Party Illegally”
“I Steal Some Clothes”
“I Win a Race”
“My Godfather Gets Me Hit”
“A Caterpillar Loves Me”
“Jack Borrows a Knife”

Tired

“Will you are tired. Go to bed.”

“I’m fine.“

"So you one hundred per cent meant to put washing up liquid in that bottle labelled nectar?”

Will blinked and then sighed.

“Okay maybe I’m a little tired. But they are practically the same colour: anyone could have made that mistake.”

“You are literally the most stubborn person I’ve ever met.”

Will tried to stifle a yawn and failed.

“All this will still be here in the morning,” Nico pointed out, trying to sound reasonable.

“That’s what worries me.”

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hamabee  asked:

PLEASE give us medieval aus <3

In a land, far, far away there were 12 realms, one of those realms was Athens, ruled by Queen Athena, while Athena tried to have a polite alliance with the remaining 11 realms, she and Poseidon, King of Atlantida, had a rivalry. The rivalry between them was so old, nobody was sure what was the story behind it, but it was there and there to stay, while they hadn’t been at war recently, they were not by any chances, allies.

The Kings and Queens of the 12 realms got together twice a year, on the summer solstice and on the winter solstice for a meeting where they discussed alliances, war and other kingdoms who were a possible threat, and other themes. The meetings were held in the Kingdom of Olympia, who was ruled by the King Zeus, the most powerful of all the kings and queens. Some kings and queens traveled with their kids, the princes and princesses who one day would be the rules. The Queen Athena always traveled with her two kids to the meetings, ‘It’s never too early to learn” she told them, but one winter, her youngest daughter, Annabeth got sick, so she stayed behind on the castle while her brother and mother traveled to Olympia, what they didn’t know was that there a spy on the palace, a spy who told Arachne that Athena’s little girl was alone and her mother was far away.

Arachne was Athena’s nemesis, once a noble lady who got consumed for greed and envy and tried to take the crown for herself, she was stopped and exiled from the kingdom, but like any villain, she swore revenge and sweet little Annabeth was her target, why hurt the queen if you can take away who she loves the most? With Athena away, she sneaked into the castle and kidnaped Annabeth, with the help of her spies on the castle, she managed to put the princess under a sleep potion and took her away, fortunately for Annabeth, the royals guard managed to stop Arache, but in the chaos of the cold night and with the help of her spies, she escaped the guards.

Queen Athena got the notice and she hurried back home, but the fastest way to go back home included sailing on the seas who belong to Poseidon. Zeus ordered his brother, Poseidon, to travel with Athena and help her navigate the seas. When they arrived at Athens, the spies were interrogated, but they ended their own life before they could give information. Athena was furious, how could her daughter be in so much danger? Arachne was out there plotting another revenge. She needed to find her before she could attack again. Athena was a wise ruler, and she knew the only way to protect her daughter was to take her out of the kingdom, and hide her in a place nobody would try to look for her, someplace like Atlantida. A secret and small meeting was held in Olympia, under the supervision of King Zeus an agreement was signed that no harm would happen to the princess and it would be the start of a small tentative alliance between Athens and Atlantida. Athena wasn’t fond of the idea of her 7 years old living in Atlantida, but she knew it was the place where she would be safest from Arachne, nobody would suspect she would be hiding in his palace.

In the middle of the night, and with tears on her eyes, the little Princess was sent to Atlantida, she knew it was the best place for her to be, but that didn’t mean she went willing. For weeks the princess was miserable in Atlantida, she spent more of the time locked in her room, refusing to come out. In one of her nightly adventures to the kitchen, she literally crashed with the young prince of Atlantida, who had fallen asleep on the kitchen, with some blue cake on his hands, the noise woke up the prince Perseus and Annabeth, stunned, could only said one thing. ‘You drool when you sleep’.

It wasn’t the first time she met the prince, they both were usual guests in the meetings in Olympia, but they weren’t on friendly terms since the princess disliked him, using the the rivalry between their kingdoms to not talk to him. But it had been too long since she interacted with someone her own age, and she was tired and lonely so she talked to him and they promised to talk again the next night and the next one. The princess was surprised of how easily she and Percy became friends, they became partners in crime, Annabeth finally enjoying her time in Atlantida and in a way, feeling more free than she ever did in Athens. Each day, they grow closer, the feelings between changing from friendship to something less platonic… but everything changed when Annabeth turned 15 and her mother told her Arachne was finally defeated. It was time for the princess to go back to her kingdom.