percy jackson and the hereos of olympus

Rachel Elizabeth Dare

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. “You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”

The Heroes of Olympus as things me and my friends have said

Percy: Also while we’re on the topic of breakfast food
Jason: The Boulevard Of Broken Dreams is made of dead bricks
Annabeth: I’ve been told my inner soul is an Asian.
Piper: *To a Wonder Woman poster* you’re doing amazing sweetie
Hazel: Date someone who makes you forget about waffles
Frank: Get the mother freaking hedgehog
Leo: I’m here to steal the hearts of your women
Nico: I am the gayest thing you will ever meet
Will: *wearing a Mickey Mouse cape* walk walk fashion baby
Thalia: *excitedly* I shot someone in the butt !
The Stoll Brothers: I glitterbombed a teacher. That is my legacy and I’m ok with that.