percy and piper

Clever Puns Part: I

What do you call it when Demeter is angry?

Passive agGRASSive

Demigods & Rachel + Pet Peeves

I tried to include as many demigods and there’s no total accuracy to this

Annabeth: The annoying screeching sounds when someone runs their nails on a chalkboard.

Austin: Youtube advertisement that pops up at several points in a video.

Clarisse: People telling her to do something she’s already planning to or is currently at the middle of.

Drew: The time it takes to wait for a nail polish to dry. Also, morning hair tangles.

Frank: People sticking gum under the table. Do you have any idea how hard and annoying they are to scrape off?

Hazel: Dirty dishes being piled up and not washed until the very last minute.

Jason: People who cut through the line and think that they should be prioritized first with completely invalid reasons. Others are here first, get your asses at the back and wait for your fucking turn

Kayla: People who don’t chew their food properly and squirts their ketchup on fries instead of dipping.

Leo: People in front that are capable of walking faster but moves way too slow and yet wouldn’t let people overtake them and are even rude about it.

Nico: Really long line before reaching the counter and the person in front taking way too long to decide an order. Like these people couldn’t have thought of it earlier?

Percy: People who hog the hallways or corridors taking up the entire space and not taking it kindly when you nicely excuse yourself to pass by.

Piper: People not separating their laundry from white to colored and having it end up ruining the clothing.

Rachel: Litterbugs. And people who smoke in a smoke free zone completely disregarding other people.

Reyna: Someone being repetitive about nonsense things every often or so it’s really annoying. Specially when she pretty much already made it clear she understood the very first time.

Thalia: People who complain over the slightest of things and making a big deal out of it.

Will: People who doesn’t know how to flush when using a public restroom. What is wrong with you people? Do you have any idea how unhygienic that is?

Something about the 7
  • Frank: Are you a Chinese finger trap? Because once I stick my fingers in you, I can't seem to pull them out.
  • Hazel: Frank, gross.
  • Leo: Frank, do you remember how you escaped the finger trap?
  • Frank: Yeah... I turned into an iguana.
  • Leo: Right, that's why that line doesn't work. Because no girl wants little iguana fingers, with their poky iguana nails up their ass.
  • Frank: But you-
  • Jason: Or their vag.
  • Frank: But Leo-
  • Percy: Since when were you all so dirtyminded?
  • Frank: I'm not!
  • Leo: Really? Who said the pickup line about fingering a girl?
  • Frank: You made it up! You told me Hazel would like it!
  • Jason: Okay, you're going to need to fill me in on this one. I don't know why, but I seem to have missed the part where Leo became a reliable source of information.
  • Percy: You know what, actually, same here! I feel like I'd remember such an important moment.
  • Annabeth: You guys are so immature.
  • Percy: Yeah, yeah, we know.
  • Jason: Hey Piper, how would you respond if I used a dirty pickup line on you?
  • Piper: *Reading a brochure, and not looking up from it* First I'd knock you out with the hilt of Katoptris, then I'd cut your arm off.
  • Jason: *Knows it was just a threat, but is scared anyway* Oh, um, then I can trash the pickup line about my electric dick.
  • Leo: Jason, come on. Electdick. That one's obvious.
  • Annabeth: I swear on the names of all the gods of Olympus, if you weren't the one steering this damn ship-
  • Percy: DAM ship?
  • Annabeth: Then I'd push you off without a second thought.
  • Hazel: Wow Leo, sounds like you're in some real deep schist.
  • Everybody but Hazel and Annabeth: *Proud of her*
  • Annabeth: I hate you all.
  • Piper: Good morning!
  • Annabeth: Good morning everyone!
  • Frank: ...Good morning.
  • Jason: Good morning!
  • Hazel: Good morning friends!
  • Leo: You all sound like robots! "Good morning, good morning" Spice it up!
  • Percy: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS