percursatio

tannaim-deactivated20160729  asked:

You like Scott too? Can I have a hug? Nobody else does. Or at least very few people openly do. ;A;

SCOTT SUMMERS? I FUCKING LOVE SCOTT SUMMERS SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Honestly, I’ve loved Scott as a character ever since I started reading X-Men comics when I was eleven. He can be bossy and stoic and drive people crazy, but he’s only trying to watch out for everyone else and do what’s best for the team – even when he gets shit for it. He’s a good guy and tries his best and doesn’t always know if he’s doing the right thing and I LOVE HIM FOR IT.

All of the hugs to you, because you’re so right that very few people love Scott openly. IT’S A TOUGH LIFE FOR A SCOTT SUMMERS FAN.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT PRINCESS LEIA

percursatio said: Zoe, please write a post about Princess Leia. Also, watch the original trilogy with me, I’ve literally forgotten everything that happens except Leia being snarky towards Han and Luke yelling shit.

Ok, first things first. We need to have a trilogy day. All three movies in a row. I have only done this once. It’s super fucking intense so we’ll need snacks. And we can have your nasty ass lemon sugar water ok.

Secondly, Princess Fucking Leia

Tbh it’s been a while since I’ve seen any of the movies but I’ve seen them all a hundred times so I think I remember most of them. 

SO LET’S FUCKING TALK ABOUT PRINCESS LEIA.

OK SO AT THE START OF THE STORY PRINCESS LEIA IS ON A TRIP DELIVERING SUPER SECRET INFORMATION BECAUSE SHE’S A KEY PLAYER IN THE REBELLION AGAINST THE TWO SCARIEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE UNIVERSE EMPEROR WHAT’S HIS BUTT AND DARTH VADER (LET ME TAKE A SEC TO POINT OUT THAT HER BIOLOGICAL FATHER IS THE SECOND SCARIEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE)

AND HER SHIP GETS INTERCEPTED SO SHE TAKES A LEAP OF FAITH AND SENDS R2 AND C3PO TO GO FIND A MAN SHE’S NEVER MET AND SHE DOESN’T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT AND THEN SHE SASSES DARTH VADER

AND THEN WHEN GRAND MOFF TARKEN TRIES TO INTIMIDATE HER SHE’S JUST LIKE LOL YOU SUCK

SO SHE’S ON THE FUCKING DEATH STAR GETTING HORRIBLY TORTURED ON THE REGULAR AND SHE WON’T FUCKING BREAK BECAUSE SHE BELIEVES IN FREEDOM AND SHIT

SO THEY TELL HER THEY’RE GONNA MURDER EVERYONE ON HER HOME PLANET AND SHE STILL DOESN’T TELL THEM WHAT THEY WANT TO KNOW AND EVEN AFTER HER LITERAL WORLD LITERALLY FALLS TO DUST SHE KEEPS HER SHIT TOGETHER

AND WHEN LUKE AND HAN AND CHEWIE SHOW UP SHE’S LIKE WELL THE THREE OF YOU SEEM REALLY FUCKING USELESS BUT I CAN WORK WITH THIS AND SHE TAKES ZERO AMOUNTS OF THEIR SHIT AND SNARKS THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH AND EVEN THOUGH SHE DID NEED THEM IT DIDN’T MAKE HER WEAK AT ALL

FAST FORWARD TO A YEAR OR SO LATER SHE’S A PRINCESS WITHOUT A KINGDOM AND THE LOVE OF HER LIFE (EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN’T KNOW IT YET) IS LEAVING HER AND HER CAUSE

BUT BECAUSE OF REASONS SHE ENDS UP HANGING AROUND THE GALAXY WITH HAN AND YOU CAN CUT THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THEM WITH A KNIFE BUT SHE DOESN’T WANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM BECAUSE NOBODY HAS TIME FOR THAT AND SHE HAS A REBELLION TO FINISH

BUT THEY FALL IN LOVE ANYWAY AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE SEE HER ACTING VULNERABLE I MEAN THE WAY HAN KISSES HER ON THE FOREHEAD GOD FUCKING DAMMIT 

AND THEN DARTH FUCKING VADER SHOWS UP AND HAN’S BEST FRIEND SELLS THEM OUT BECAUSE HE HAS NO CHOICE AND SHE HAS TO SIT THROUGH HAN BEING TORTURED FOR NO REASON VADER IS LITERALLY HURTING HIM FOR THE SAKE OF HURTING HIM TO GET LUKE TO SHOW UP 

AND THEN HAN, THE MAN SHE FINALLY ALLOWED HERSELF TO LOVE IS TAKEN AWAY FROM HER AND SHE DOESN’T KNOW IF HE’S GONNA LIVE OR DIE 

SO IT’S JUST HER AND LANDO AND CHEWIE AND THE DROIDS BUT THEN LUKE FUCKING CONTACT HER WITH THE FORCE AND SHE TURNS THAT SPACE SHIP AROUND TO GO GET HIS SORRY ASS

FAST FORWARD ANOTHER YEAR OR SO LATER

SHE FUCKING STRAPS A SUICIDE BOMB TO HERSELF TO GO GET BACK HER MAN

BUT THEN SHE’S CAUGHT AND HAS TO ENDURE HORRIBLE SEXUALLY EXPLOITATIVE FAN SERVICE (NOT YOUR FINEST MOMENT GEORGE LUCAS) AND SHE FUCKING USES THE CHAIN THAT IS HOLDING HER IN SLAVERY TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF JABBA THE HUTT

BUT DOES SHE EVEN GET TO REST AFTER THAT? FUCK NO. THE REBELLION ISN’T OVER YET. SO HER AND HER BFFS SNEAK THROUGH EMPIRE SHIPS TO GET TO ENDOR ON A HIGHLY RISKY MISSION

SHE GET’S SEPARATED FROM THE GROUP AND IS FOUND BY THE EWOKS (THE SAME EWOKS WHO WERE GONNA EAT HAND AND LUKE) AND SOMEHOW SHE WHENS THEM OVER IN A SHORT PERIOD OF BECAUSE IT DIDN’T LOOK LIKE THEY WERE GONNA EAT HER

AND THEN HER AN HAN GET TO CUDDLE AND IT’S THE BEST BUT IT DOESN’T FUCKING LAST BECAUSE LUKE DROPS A FUCKING EMOTIONAL NUCLEAR BOMB ON HER

REMEMBER THAT GUY WHO KILLED HER FAMILY, DESTROYED HER PLANET, TORTURED HER, TORTURED HER BOYFRIEND, AND HAS RUINED THE LIVES OF MILLIONS?

YEAH, HE’S HER BIRTH FATHER AND LUKE IS HER BROTHER WHO THINKS HE CAN FIND GOOD IN HIM

SO SHE LEARNS ALL THIS AND THEN WATCHES LUKE GO ON A SUICIDE MISSION BASICALLY AND ALL SHE ASKS FOR IS FOR HAN TO HOLD HER (OTP TO END ALL OTPS TBH)

AND THEN SHE FUCKING GETS HER MISSION DONE AND SHE KNOWS LUKE IS OKAY BECAUSE SHE CAN ~FEEL HIM THROUGH THE FORCE BECAUSE SHE TOO HAS THE MAKING OF A JEDI

AND I DON’T KNOW WHY I WROTE THIS ALL IN CAPS BUT IT’S TOO LATE TO CHANGE NOW

PRINCESS LEIA IS AMAZING

SHE ENDURES

SHE LIVES

SHE WEARS WHITE ALL THE TIME AND STILL MANAGES TO LOOK GOOD

YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER

OVER THE COURSE OF THREE MOVIES SHE HAS BEEN A PRINCESS, A POLITICIAN,  A SOLIDER, AND A SLAVE AND SHE HAS SOME AMAZING STORIES TO TELL HER GRANDCHILDREN

ANYONE THAT DOESN’T LIKE HER CAN SUCK MY DICK TBH 

aww thanks hahaha i’ll be okay.

i’m just a huge baby about extreme weather.

also my mom gave me her mini space heater so now things are slightly warmer! (my roommates get hot really easily so they get mad when i turn the apartment heater on.)

also the button came off of my work pants so i’ve been wearing shorts for the past week.

in conclusion we should all move to hawaii.