oh and easy co majors/professions? please. i love those.
ok! these are the ones I’ve thought about, so this list is not all complete:
Ron studied history (or classics depending on how gay I feel lmao) then law, and works as a high priced defence attorney.
Toye, Lip, Luz and Perconte have engineering degrees and majored in Robotics. They became friends when they entered their university’s Robocup together, and now they run a start up together.
Babe and Spina studied theoretical physics as undergrads, Spina teaches high school and Babe is writing his doctoral thesis about quarks.
Bill and Gene are nurses (I was thinking about their dynamic in a hospital setting and lost it). Fran is a doctor who Bill is trying to woo.
Liebgott studied fine arts with a major in drawing, and is now a tattoo artist (I stole this from @warriorgays, because it fits so perfectly).
Chuck studied horticulture and did a random minor in art history, and is a landscape designer. (my number one soft headcanon is Chuck/gardening, just as an aside). I also picture him as a kindergarten teacher, and I’ve written that before.
Bull and Shifty are florists (again, Shifty’s occupation is blatantly stolen from @warriorgays).
Johnny studied finance and is a stockbroker. His portfolio features heavily in tech start ups, so that’s how he knows Lip, Luz, Toye and Perconte.
Dick and Lew live on a farm, and run a small business together. Dick studied business, and Lew never declared a major before dropping out.
Hillbilly is a former marine, and now is a librarian.
Snafu runs a yoga studio.