perched hummingbird

can openers are hard so i invented a horse made of blades that eats cans and shits metal people/octopi whatever and also purple beans with dark prophecies reflected in the puddles and you lick them off the sanitary floor or out of the dirt and whether you get indigestion tells you if you are one of the chosen ones. and extremely careful hummingbirds perch in the blades and never get cut