shipping so many fictional characters has got me seeing ships everywhere in real life
- Me(about classmates):so... those two are totally dating
- Friend:...how d'you know?
- Me:Oh puh-leeze! They are so using the same technique my otp used when they wanted the fandom to believe they were not canon. I see RIGHT through those tricks, ya hear me??? In another 100 pages or2 seasons you'll see I'm right! NON BELIEVERS CAN SEE HOW WRONG THEY ARE! BEWARE NON BELIEVERS!
- Me:I need help don't I?