shipping so many fictional characters has got me seeing ships everywhere in real life
  • Me(about classmates):so... those two are totally dating
  • d'you know?
  • Me:Oh puh-leeze! They are so using the same technique my otp used when they wanted the fandom to believe they were not canon. I see RIGHT through those tricks, ya hear me??? In another 100 pages or2 seasons you'll see I'm right! NON BELIEVERS CAN SEE HOW WRONG THEY ARE! BEWARE NON BELIEVERS!
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Me:I need help don't I?
How HoO ended
  • LH:"Exactly," Jason agreed. "Percy Jackson is at the other camp, and he probably doesn't even remember who he is."
  • SoN:"Come on," he said. "Let me introduce you to my OTHER family."
  • MoA:"Festus, raise the sails. We've got some friends to save."
  • HoH:"Bob says hello." He told the stars. The Argo II sailed into the night.
  • BoO:The bronze dragon spread his wings, and they soared into the unknown.

What about a soul mate au where you hear background music for the most important parts of your life, and when you meet your soul mate it’s dramatic and romantic music

But on the other hand…..

“Guys we really shouldn’t go in there, can’t you hear the creepy ass music? I don’t want to get killed.”

“Fuck I’m pretty sure this is fighting music I can’t fight you I have exams to study for.”

“Oh no poor kitty why are you out here all on your-NO STOP THE SAD MUSIC THIS CAT ISN’T GONNA DIE JUST WATCH ME”

Me when a character gets hurt and their SO gets overprotective:

  • <p><b>Person B:</b> *is laying on the couch and reading*<p/><b>Person A:</b> *peeks over the couch arm rest* Hey B? You know I adore you. You're my life, my light, my reason to breath. Everything you do is amazing and I'll be by your side no matter what because I love you.<p/><b>Person B:</b> *without looking up* What do you need?<p/><b>Person A:</b> There's a really big spider in our bedroom. Please kill it.<p/><b>Person B:</b> ............ you're adorable......<p/></p>
Reasons I desperately want the Voltron/Korra people to make a Percy Jackson cartoon:
  • They wouldn’t have to do anything but animate it because the dialogue is already perfectly written
  • You can slap an educational label on it for the parents, but it’s way too entertaining for kids to care
  • There’s more than enough material for 5+ seasons, and no end in sight
  • There’s a huge built in fanbase 
  • Animation means no terrible live action effects
  • IMAGINE THE MERCHANDISING OH MY GOSH like just imagine the Argo II Lego set!! and CHB shirts at Hot Topic and Festus on everything
  • They clearly know how to capture/choreograph water-based fight sequences (Also imagine Jason, Leo, and Hazel air/fire/earth bending)
  • As far as I know, Fox still holds the adaptation rights. Meaning, they could probably contract the animation studio to make the show and then air it one of their networks 
  • Seeing Rick go from, “Movie? What movie?” to “Lol yeah, I wrote that.”
  • Representation. Like a cartoon made with kids with ADHD and dyslexia in mind? Yes please. Main characters of all different races/backgrounds? Gotchu. Gays? Doesn’t get gayer than Greek mythology
  • People loudly and proudly supporting team Greek or team Roman 
  • Also people sporting their Godly parent like a Hogwarts house
  • The very first Percabeth kiss breaking the internet. 
  • Nico Di Angelo breaking the internet. 
  • Characters dying onscreen and it being traumatizing but necessary
  • Getting to see whats going on at both camps simultaneously and filling in some of the gaps
  • Kids getting to grow up with Percy in a completely new way

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate just how big of a fangirl Chiron actually is?

Annabeth Chase is breaking all the rules to sit next to Percy Jackson during breakfast?? What do you mean?? I’m not seeing anything??? My back is turned?? I am galloping away???

Will Solace produces a doctor’s note for Nico Di Angelo because no, he actually canNOT sit by himself because the scary ghosts and skeletons will appear???? That sounds believable??? Okay we’ll have Nico sit with the Apollo crowd but not just with any Apollo kid it has to be next to Will obviously because it is bad for his health and health is wealth????

Chiron gives zero cares about rules when it comes to the OTP. Pass it on.