pepsi contest

anonymous asked:

Meulin, I have a confession. I made the Pepsi contest up. I just think you're cute when you're all round and gassy

Meu’s laying back against the armrest of her couch, her stomach unsurprisingly bloated, with the weight of it all causing it to spill out over her sides and rest on the couch cushions. She’s got another 2-liter in her mouth, and as soon as she finishes it off, she grabs another, only giving herself just enough time to breathe before popping the uncapped end in her mouth and gulping it down, the soda disappearing as if it’s being poured down a drain.

She doesn’t seem to notice at first, too focused on guzzling down soda to sacrifice what little attention her excessively fluid-filled state affords her. Gulp, gulp, gulp. She shotguns a few more bottles. Reaching out to her side to grab another bottle, her hand meets thin air, and she’s broken out of her trance for a moment, and it’s then that all the gas building up inside her really starts to show.

WAIT WHAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUURP

I MEEEOOOOORP - MEAN, I - BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHP

HOW MUHHHHCH SO- UUUURRRRRHHP - SODA-A-AAARRRP DID I - URP - EVEN END U-UUUUUHHHP DRINKING?

YOU COULD A- UOOORP - AT LEAST B-BOOoorp-BUY ME A PIZZA OR - urrp - SOMETHING!!

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