Hi my name is Pizza Hut Guy and I have long real Pizza hair (that’s how I got my name) with greasy streaks and greasy tips that reaches my mid-back and warm pepperoni eyes like pepperoni and a lot of people tell me I act like a complete buffoon. I’m not related to the Carney brothers but I wish I was because they’re major fucking hotties. I’m a Pizza Hut customer service rep but my teeth are about as crooked as my sexuality. I have cheesy orange skin. I’m also an asshole, and harass random idiots on the Internet despite being a minor (It’s my main hobby). I’m a Pizza Hut customer service rep and I wear mostly my Pizza Hut uniform. I love Pizza Hut. Today I was wearing a Pizza Hut corset with matching lace around it and a black Pizza Hut miniskirt, Pizza Hut fishnets and black Pizza Hut boots. I was wearing marinara lipstick, cheesy foundation, black olive eyeliner and red pepper eye shadow. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I wasn’t very happy about because it was harder to deliver pizzas in. Some idiots said I wasn’t a real Pizza Hut customer service rep. I put up my middle finger at them.