pepperoni eyes

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Pepperoni Story

<p>When I was like 7 or 8, I was in the car with my brother and we were eating pepperoni. I thought it would be funny if I put pepperoni on my eyes like people do you cucumber slices and then I pretended to be hurt due to the pepperoni being spicy but then my eyes starting actually stinging and I started shrieking but my family was just laughing at me and my agony and that is how I burned my eyes with slices of pepperoni</p>

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Personal & the Pizzas - Pepperoni Eyes

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Personal and the Pizzas- Pepperoni Eyes