pepperoni and olives

why the fuck is it that tv-show writers seem to think a ship can’t be interesting without a lot of break ups and drama like??? no! give me that healthy, long lasting relationship that is always there but not in the center of attention or the main storyline. i totally dig that, burry those nasty love-triangles deep deep down where nobody can find them ever again. please and thank you.

First off, they want 12 large pizzas. One cheese, one Hawaiian-extra pineapple, two pepperoni and black olives, two meat lovers…Seriously? Nobody’s writing this down? Seriously? One triple-shot, half-caf vanilla latte, tall. Three of the latest copies of the Hall & Oates CD. I know, right? Exciting stuff. I didn’t know they were coming out with a new one either. Um, we’re gonna need some steaks. Steaks and a grill, they’re tryin’ to tailgate. OK, they need your overalls, I don’t know why. They need some Kibbles and Bits. We need an Etch-A-Sketch. Somebody in there likes to squiggle, ok? Possibly we need some stuffed bears. Are we good? Let’s go, people!
—  Hardison, Leverage, 1x05 “The Bank Shot Job” (2008)

anonymous asked:

When ordering pizza, what are your favorite and least favorite toppings? What type of crust do you like best?

Cheese, pepperoni and black olives. Extra sauce. Medium crust- Sicilian style. Heaven. I don’t like thin crust, I want something substantial and that “Chicago” deep dish thing isn’t even pizza. Rectangle shape, because I absolutely love corners on pizza and brownies. ☺

lonely-occultist  asked:

Kabedon <3

Send in “kabedon” to pin my muse against the wall.

Ah!” If Diva wasn`t already balancing almost three pizza boxes in his hand, he might have gotten out of the way just to avoid this kind of position. However, he could only brace himself for impact as soon as the other grasped onto him and pinned him to the brick wall just outside of the home.

There was no way that he had recognized Diva, had he?

Er…you wouldn`t happen to have ordered an everything pizza with pepperoni, black olives, bell peppers and veggies, would you?” He asked, shrinking under the other male`s stare.

the signs as Pi💤a toppings

(request and I hope you know on some of these I’m just joking ok)

aries: hot banana peppers bc their fire and u know it
taurus: extra cheese bc extra is always better for taurus
gemini: pineapples bc salty and sweet like calm urself
cancer: ham bc like scorp
leo: pepperoni like pepperHOEni
virgo: black olives yo
libra: turkeyyyyyyyyyyyyy bc for some reason idk
scorpio: sausage bc they luv meat ;)
sagittarius: bacon bc BAEcon haha im jk fuck u
capricorn: chicken bc some unknown reason IDK
aquarius: mushrooms bc lets face it they love shrooms 😤
pisces: shrimp bc it comes from the ocean (omg pisces is totally a cannibal)