Not that I’m trying to undervalue how fantastic modern games are or anything but god damn remember back when you could just buy a system and pop a game in it and just start playing immediately after taking it out of the box?
The Pepperidge Farm Goldfish people apparently liked that review I did back in November, because they asked if they could send me something. I said yes. Today, an enormous gift basket stuffed with fifteen metric tons of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish arrived. I am happy. Now all I need is a two hundred hour horror movie marathon, and a 64,000 ounce Coke.
You wouldn’t know it just by seeing the front side of the bag, but this new Goldfish product is gluten free!! It comes in multiple flavors, too. I thought this might be some good news for anyone on a gluten free diet who missed this popular snack.